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Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3300 on: 22 January 2021, 08:52:41 am »
Requesting things not on your likes list then after I say I don't do it trying to convince me it will be fun.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3301 on: 22 January 2021, 10:45:43 pm »
Quote from: Jessiegirl on 22 January 2021, 08:52:41 am
Requesting things not on your likes list then after I say I don't do it trying to convince me it will be fun.

Oh Christ Jessie, don’t get me started🙄. I had a 70 year old twit mansplain to me how much “nicer” it is “for me” if I allow FIV.

Nope.

10 minutes later he tries the the same GD thing, but in regards to my ass.

Nooooo. No, that’s... that’s going to be the same answer there, Bob. I then get the same mansplaination.

Sometimes the older gents are worse than their younger counterparts🙄.
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Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3302 on: 22 January 2021, 11:58:03 pm »
What's fiv.
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Zandie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3303 on: 23 January 2021, 03:08:55 am »
Quote from: Jessiegirl on 22 January 2021, 11:58:03 pm
What's fiv.

i think its finger(s) in vag
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Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3304 on: 23 January 2021, 05:33:39 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 22 January 2021, 10:45:43 pm
Oh Christ Jessie, don’t get me started🙄. I had a 70 year old twit mansplain to me how much “nicer” it is “for me” if I allow FIV.

Nope.

10 minutes later he tries the the same GD thing, but in regards to my ass.

Nooooo. No, that’s... that’s going to be the same answer there, Bob. I then get the same mansplaination.

Sometimes the older gents are worse than their younger counterparts🙄.

I can't stand FIV. Not so bad if they're gentle I guess, but some go at it like they're stuffing a Christmas turkey.

The way some constantly use their saliva to lubricate pisses me off. I've started telling some not to do it so much as it isn't necessary.
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fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3305 on: 23 January 2021, 12:16:30 pm »
[quote author=Maz link=topic=23826.msg403988#msg403988 date=1611380019

The way some constantly use their saliva to lubricate pisses me off. I've started telling some not to do it so much as it isn't necessary.
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Oh yuk!  I hate that too, that's what lube is for and I always have that so no excuse
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Maz

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« Reply #3306 on: 24 January 2021, 01:10:48 pm »
As well as having a smelly arse, one client when using the bathroom helped himself to the hand towel on the rail. Then just left it half soaking wet hanging out of the sink!

I didn't notice until after he'd left. Pillock.
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Nadya

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3307 on: 27 January 2021, 12:03:15 am »
Quote from: fallen angel on 23 January 2021, 12:16:30 pm
[quote author=Maz link=topic=23826.msg403988#msg403988 date=1611380019

The way some constantly use their saliva to lubricate pisses me off. I've started telling some not to do it so much as it isn't necessary.


Oh yuk!  I hate that too, that's what lube is for and I always have that so no excuse

Absolutely!  It's so friggin annoying especially since I tend to get really wet very quickly so they aren't doing it for any practical reason, they just do it automatically.  That and spitting on me are one of my pet peevs.
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Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3308 on: 27 January 2021, 09:15:37 am »
I hate any spitting on me too, must be a porn thing.

I don't mind spitting on them though, I have a few who love it.
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Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3309 on: 27 January 2021, 07:54:25 pm »
Had a client just leave. He was late and didn't even apologize when he arrived. Asked for a drink (I don't tend to offer for 30mins so this put me about).

We then proceeded with the booking, eventually he shot his load and it literally went everywhere, I've just had to strip the sheets. I know it can't be helped but no apology for the mess.

No 'thanks' or 'nice to meet you', he just left and said 'see ya'.

So glad he only stayed for half the time and I made little effort to chat, give my best and be friendly.

Maybe I'm being sensitive but it really pissed me off. Banned forever.
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Miffy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3310 on: 27 January 2021, 10:30:51 pm »
You're not being sensitive at all. He was incredibly rude and lacking any manners whatsoever.
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Maz

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« Reply #3311 on: 29 January 2021, 08:05:28 am »
Thanks, what's even better is that after washing the sheets, I found a condom wrapped up in tissue that had been stuffed inside the duvet cover.

Perhaps I should start putting the bin right up on the shelf where it's impossible to miss.
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Zandie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3312 on: 29 January 2021, 08:48:04 am »
I cant stand clients chewing gum during a booking , if that isnt bad enough chewing loudly, mouth open and making all sorts of chewing sounds  and worst still attempting to go down on me with the darn chewing gum still in their mouth and arguing blindly with me when I ask him to spit the gum out as the sugar in the gum will might give me thrush.........the amount of rubbish coming out of his mouth I had to ask him if he has was a gynaecologist or if he has / has had a vagina FFS, put me in a right mood........  :FF :FF
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Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3313 on: 29 January 2021, 03:50:22 pm »
I was giving oral to this guy. He asks me to stop after a few mins then starts slapping his cock around my face. I was a bit shocked at first and a bit speechless thinking WTF.

He said sorry I've always wanted to do that.
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EnglishAmy40

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3314 on: 29 January 2021, 05:50:47 pm »
Quote from: Jessiegirl on 29 January 2021, 03:50:22 pm
I was giving oral to this guy. He asks me to stop after a few mins then starts slapping his cock around my face. I was a bit shocked at first and a bit speechless thinking WTF.

He said sorry I've always wanted to do that.

I actually ask them to do that cos I like it. 😸.
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