when text question marks 30 seconds after their initial text because you haven’t replied 

Oh God, yes. And maybe a further two question marks when you ignore the single question mark.

'Is that a picture of you right now??' 'How old is that picture?' 'Can you send a full picture with everything in?'

Oh God, yes. And maybe a further two question marks when you ignore the single question mark.

Oh even better, I get "Well??"

cheek!

When you play around with YOUR profile and move it to a different location and within seconds you have an email from some twat asking why you’ve moved, are you coming back etc, especially annoying if you haven’t seen this twat for a while if at all....

Haha I have a cple just like that, lucky if you see them from one year to the next but the minute I take a little break or as you say, experiment with swapping area for a bit they are mailing asking if everything is ok and when I'll be available again. They must be checking the profile on a very regular basis even though they have no intention of visiting. And guess what... after all that ... still they don't visit when I'm back working 

Constantly asking me if I've cum yet.

I can't and won't lie with these idiots. I simply say I don't cum for clients that is reserved for my partner. The main focus is for you to enjoy my pussy and shoot your load in the condom.

I cum for my partner and good clients who either have chemistry, skills or the ability to listen properly, but I can't cum for idiots.

I cum in couple m.f bookings with the female partner as I am bisexual and women know how to press my buttons. Such bookings are rare once in a blue moon and they never ask have you cum.

It is for all one to one male bookings I don't cum.

I can't and won't lie with these idiots. I simply say I don't cum for clients that is reserved for my partner. The main focus is for you to enjoy my pussy and shoot your load in the condom.

That brilliant.. 👏😂

Had a nosey client, saw a photo of me and a friend asking about her. My fault for leaving it around but was fuming. Then after our session I went to the bathroom came out and he disappeared. Found him snooping around in my living room where I had private stuff and strictly offbounds to clients.