Dickhead just now. End of session he goes to the bathroom.
Came in my hand towel.
Comes out of the bathroom like nothing happened.

Fml 

I went to wash my hands when he’d left and I dried them on that towel. DISGUSTING!!

I visited a client twice who did this. Gave me my hourly fee then showed me a separate pile for the second hour "If things go well"
He had health issues and no hope of getting hard for long enough, let alone Cumming. Needless to say I didn't get my "bonus."
Surprisingly he booked again and, when he showed me the bonus pile again I said, "No love, 1 hour is more than enough for me here, I'm off to see my best client directly afterwards, so we'd better crack on".
Yes, I probably made the return visit simply to say this 
.

Disgusting.  I only leave one tiny hand towel in the bathroom so put it straight into the wash after they have gone. If they want a bath towel for a shower I go to another room to get one for them. No shelves or cupboards in my bathroom anyway for them to get up to mischief!

I visited a client twice who did this. Gave me my hourly fee then showed me a separate pile for the second hour "If things go well"
He had health issues and no hope of getting hard for long enough, let alone Cumming. Needless to say I didn't get my "bonus."
Surprisingly he booked again and, when he showed me the bonus pile again I said, "No love, 1 hour is more than enough for me here, I'm off to see my best client directly afterwards, so we'd better crack on".
Yes, I probably made the return visit simply to say this 
.

Me - 'Do you mean you want to come now?
Random - 'That's what I'm asking '
Me - 'No, you didn't ask me. I have a client here so I'll see you at 12.30 as we agreed'
Random - 'Forget it ' (.....he 'bangs' phone down in a manhuff)