Scottish Dolly, so so many of them here think that, oh it's aggravating!
*ring*
"Hi, I'm on my way, where are you?"

First of all, how can you possibly be on your way if you don't know where I am? When I ask them this, I'm either met with silence or they say huffily, "Well, give me your address!" as if I'm the dumbest person to ever walk the earth.

Hold up there, Sparky. It ain't that easy😡. Maybe I'm scheduled all day. Maybe I'm off. Maybe I don't like your tone now. Not to mention there's a OH DID I MENTION screening process I do before I see anyone....? Like it says in the ad that you obviously took no time to read?

Look, there ARE girls who say "don't call until right before  you're ready to see me,. I get that. That's how YOU operate. There's a million ads out there with a million different instructions, it's too bad you have to read the ones of the girls you're interested in seeing *shrug*.

Using half the bottle of shower gel in one shower, really do you need to use all that! I like a clean fellow but really!!!

Using half the bottle of shower gel in one shower, really do you need to use all that! I like a clean fellow but really!!!

Minature plastic travel tubes from boots or Muji online are great for limiting shower gel monsters.
Half fill them, more than enough.

45 minutes into an hour booking, why aren't you wearing stockings and heels you should be wearing stockings and heels!
Me - did you ask for stockings and heels?
Him - no good point.
 

I once had a punter come in, look me up and down with a face like a smacked arse, and say:
'Oh. I thought you'd be wearing a girdle'.
I'd been busy, thought I must have forgotten and said something like 'I'm very sorry, did you request a girdle when you booked?'
'No'.

Make time  changes to a pre confirmed booking then try to change them back to the original time after messing me about .

When they want to be fisted and say they've cleaned and douched. Get to you and you realise they havent when you're halfway through 

It's disgusting.. I use a condom on toy for anal on the guy it came out full of shit 

I do too, always put condoms on my anal toys for men. It is still a nasty job cleaning up though if they are not as scoured out as they thought they were.  A few men have brought their own anal toys which I am happy to use on them. They have not been bothered if a condom was on them and I have imagined just putting the used dildo in a plastic bag for them to take home, unwashed. Let them do the dirty job themselves. Never actually done this though.

Justine, I think you should go with this evil, though save your £1 condom and let them deal with it 
Sugar, I find they generally have few dollops of stale and fresh poo living up there. I have a bucket of hot bleachy water in another room, pop a couple of condoms on it, dildo him, run to the other room, bin the condoms and chuck the toy straight into the soak for 20 minutes. That way you hardly think about it, all clean and fresh by the time he's left.
 
If you're doing out calls this won't be possible, I take newspaper and plastic bag to seal it in.

I used to offer an additional colon cleansing service involving a pessary or micro-enema liquid. You could consider it a separate 'perve' some guys love this anal poo-pleasure thing before the toy. It extends the booking as they have to wait around for it to work which is quite good.

It's disgusting.. I use a condom on toy for anal on the guy it came out full of shit 

Erugh Its horrid. I was wearing long latex gloves so I had to soak for hours! The worst was the smell it left in the flat. Middle of winter had to open all the windows and spray everything God knows how many times x