What are they doing in there Honey   (Love you spying on them )

On their phone, just aimlessly staring at the mirror/ground, probably thinking about how they are going to last long enough after they’ve seen me in person now hahah

Some common excuses
‘Oh I’ve just popped my clothes back on after my shower’
‘Just using the loo’
‘Just making sure it’s at the right temperature for me’
‘Oh uhhh umm’

Lick your face like as if they are Dogs. If I wanted my face lickd and break out into spots I would of had a pet dog.

I got to make it clear my face is out of bounds don't lick my face like your a animal. 

Told first time yet they do it and I move nicely say stop I don't like it. Then try second I then say look kissing is off limits now. Clearly you do not know what you are doing my lips are here. Seeing as you are failing to keep in one position. Move to something else no kissing for you. 

This maybe could have been in another thread but when they cancel you at short notice with a weird excuse and you doubt they are genuine then they try to rebook with an offer of much more money "as compensation." In my experience any man you have not yet met who offers way more than your rate is a time waster. I said no to his offer and have blocked him. I was not prepared for him to waste my time again, which I suspected would happen.

I am not talking about tips here, when they turn up and pay then give you exta.

If any lady has accepted a booking from an unknown for a lot more money than her rate I would be surprised. Why would a man do this?

Some of the best bookings I have had, have been dinner dates. But only can speak for myself. Guys get lonely and not always want the blow and go!

Yes, they probably meant well and took it personally.   I also have a dodgy tummy (GI conditions) and my suspender belt would not fit after a meal.   No sex after eating as I get sick. 

The ongoing bareback requests are a constant source of amazement to me, smh. I have 2 condoms prominently placed where they'll put their donation, 1 in the bathroom ON TOP of the washcloths so there's no nonsense about "I didn't see it." & 3 by the bed.

Yet they STILL ask. It ASTOUNDS me, y'all. I would string them from the ceiling like Christmas lights if I could get away it! I don't do that in my personal life, I'm sure as fuck not doing it professionally.

Being shocked/surprised/amazed that Greek/anal is an extra $100 even tho IT SAYS THAT ON MY WEBSITE & YOU SAID YOU READ THE WEBSITE IN ITS ENTIRETY. "Oh, I didn't bring that much...."
*hopeful pause*.
Me: "Awww, that's too bad!!! There's always NEXT TIME!" Same goes for role play. Nope. I'm not doing it unless you pay the additional cost.

Clients who are convinced they're in love with you & want to take you "away from this life bc you're better than this."
Go away. I call them Savior Complexes & I don't have time for you.

Those that want to keep my underwear. 1st off, the shit's expensive, ok? 2nd, it's gross but that's on you, not so much me. 3rd, give me some fucking notice AND you'll have to pay me; yes you heard me, I'm not handing my $20 panties over to you for less than $35. Now I have find new ones, maybe my favorite store is out of stock? Maybe I can't get there? Maybe it'll take 7 business days to ship to me & I'm scheduled to go to Washington DC in 4 days?
I finally started buying 2 panties for every 1 bra & that actually helped a lot, but it's annoying.

Really irks me when they try and dictate the booking process to you. Like they will book and then say 'okay now send the postcode and I'll call you half an hour before'. No, you follow my instructions, not the other way around.

Many of these clients place alot of emphasise on trying controlled  us , some put so much into their requests and really get too emotional and upset by Sex workers who will not jump through hoops for them. . We are not their friends usually! I I get tired of the long drawn out emails and inquiry specifications.