- Extremely demanding yet lazy. Expecting me to remain on top for ages without getting tired out, or suck them off to the point when it feels like my jaw is gonna seize up

- Bad hygiene and sweating

- When they finish and they're like 'we still have 3 minutes left' that is enough time for you to get dressed! I work in a parlour so I can't overrun

- Constant eye contact to the point where it's creepy

- And of course, the pisstaking timewasters, and those who expect everything for nothing 

When they:
-whisper on the phone and they’ve a really strong accent so I don’t understand anything plus I find it really creepy
- only know one position-> cowgirl
-cancel in last minute
-tell me they’re at my address but they just lie (I don’t understand these kind of people)
- show up late and don’t apologise
- smoke weed before our meet so they stink afterwards
-ask stupid questions like “ Can I cum 5/6 times in an hour? 🙄🙄”
-send me messages like: “postcode?” Or “address?”
- send me dick pictures on whatsapp
- ask for discount
- struggle with getting hard and ask to extend the time for free
-give me advice how I should run my business

Generally they're very clean on arrival but I get put off  when they get nekkid and slyly pull on their dinky hoping you don't notice. Why? What are they tweaking it for I spray atibac foam on them as I don't want dick particles on me. Then they pull it again! They don't seem to get the hint and I have to be blunt and tell them, 'you just touched your cock so I'm disinfecting your hands'.

I HATE this. Or when they touch their cock after you've put a condom on and look perplexed when you chanhe it.

The OCD me is screaming BACTERIA inside my head.

Not sure if this is the right thread but i really want to share a brilliant response from a domme i follow on twitter to all the unsolicited dick pics. She replies with a pic of a used tampon! Apparently it works a treat.

When a client has the shower running but is not in it!!
I make everyone shower and now I make sure I knock and come in whilst the shower is on because I ‘left something’ ‘need to wash my hands’’ etc to make sure they’re actually showering

When a client has the shower running but is not in it!!
I make everyone shower and now I make sure I knock and come in whilst the shower is on because I ‘left something’ ‘need to wash my hands’’ etc to make sure they’re actually showering

That would explain why they have showered but still smell a bit off. I strongly believe some men have an aversion to washing. It probably goes back to when they were boys and had to be bribed or forced into the bath/shower. 

As for free phone sex ("I'll only need a minute") when you're not free to do a booking that they'd never have turned up for anyway.