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AnimalLover

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2730 on: 14 December 2018, 09:32:33 pm »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2731 on: 15 December 2018, 09:46:27 am »
Evening client called in the morning to confirm & he was in a chocolate shop, would I like some as a gift? No thanks dairy/sugar free, wine, no thanks. If you'd like to get me a gift an amazon voucher would be great instead, I said.

Arrives in the evening with nothing. Tosser.

Wow that’s very harsh . All the client has to arrive with is the money for the booking

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2732 on: 16 December 2018, 06:53:45 pm »
Ive seen this guy twice before. The first time i made a note that he was a boundary pusher.

He text yesterday 3.30pm to say, ' can I come over'

I text back and said 'we can meet at 5pm, im not free before then'

he then repeatedly keeps texting and calling saying 'can he come now, he Is near my working hotel'

I text back saying 'no, come at 5'

Him: Why? 

I start to get a bit pissed, he's taking the piss here. He calls at 4 pm (for the umpteenth time), he sounds drunk-ish. I say 'no have to cancel, I wont meet clients when theyre drunk'

Him: ok

5 mins later: calls and texts can i come by....

 I ignore the texts. and get on with my evening.

Next day, same thing: Only this time I block him by the time he asks third stupid question.

Clients who have been ok in the past can turn into arseholes. What's that about?? ???
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2733 on: 16 December 2018, 10:41:39 pm »
What's your address... My whatsapp is xxxxxxxx
Me - I suggest you go back and read my profile
Twit - I haven't got time. Whats your address... My whatsapp is xxxxxxxx
Me - I haven't got time for people who cannot be bothered to read my profile. You gain relevant info such as services, price and outcall/incall. All basics when booking an escort.
Twit - I'm blocking you. (At least with this twit I now have the mobile number and AW ID. Not that bright lol)

The whole what's your address really pisses me off. I have it everywhere that I'm outcalls only. As we all know when they scroll down to get the phone number/email/whatever it's obvious because of the pricing. But it still seems to escape them. And the oh but won't you make the exception for me? Yea mate, of course, I will. You're already showing you are a boundary-pushing twit, so there is no stopping you in future deciding to just knock when you are passing by as you have already told me where you work.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2734 on: 17 December 2018, 07:32:46 am »
What's your address... My whatsapp is xxxxxxxx
Me - I suggest you go back and read my profile
Twit - I haven't got time. Whats your address... My whatsapp is xxxxxxxx
Me - I haven't got time for people who cannot be bothered to read my profile. You gain relevant info such as services, price and outcall/incall. All basics when booking an escort.
Twit - I'm blocking you. (At least with this twit I now have the mobile number and AW ID. Not that bright lol)

The whole what's your address really pisses me off. I have it everywhere that I'm outcalls only. As we all know when they scroll down to get the phone number/email/whatever it's obvious because of the pricing. But it still seems to escape them. And the oh but won't you make the exception for me? Yea mate, of course, I will. You're already showing you are a boundary-pushing twit, so there is no stopping you in future deciding to just knock when you are passing by as you have already told me where you work.

Or when they know you are Outcall only, you remind them of this and ask their address ? ..and they reply,
"It's alright, I can come to yours!" As though they are doing you a great favour and you had never thought of this option yourself.. ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2735 on: 17 December 2018, 05:36:42 pm »
What's your address... My whatsapp is xxxxxxxx
Me - I suggest you go back and read my profile
Twit - I haven't got time. Whats your address... My whatsapp is xxxxxxxx
Me - I haven't got time for people who cannot be bothered to read my profile. You gain relevant info such as services, price and outcall/incall. All basics when booking an escort.
Twit - I'm blocking you. (At least with this twit I now have the mobile number and AW ID. Not that bright lol)

The whole what's your address really pisses me off. I have it everywhere that I'm outcalls only. As we all know when they scroll down to get the phone number/email/whatever it's obvious because of the pricing. But it still seems to escape them. And the oh but won't you make the exception for me? Yea mate, of course, I will. You're already showing you are a boundary-pushing twit, so there is no stopping you in future deciding to just knock when you are passing by as you have already told me where you work.

When I am in  - FUCK THIS SHIIT Mood -

When I idiot said to you - I haven't got time. Whats your address... My whatsapp is xxxxxxxx -

I would of replied back with a Hotel  address of some far out location.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2736 on: 19 December 2018, 02:22:16 pm »
Don’t normally see younger clients as I find they are almost always boundary pushers.
Saw one yesterday as I was needing the £££ and surprise surprise he’s been messaging me ever since saying he can be my fuck buddy and I should be the one paying him seeing as I enjoyed the sex so much *rolls eyes*.
I’ve just blocked him. What planet do these guys live on?! Do they seriously think we’ll be up for some free sex sessions with them because of how desirable they are?!

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2737 on: 19 December 2018, 03:09:45 pm »
Storming in and demanding the lights are on full blast.
I created a pleasant ambiance...if you don't like it tough.
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Kendall

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2738 on: 19 December 2018, 03:33:37 pm »
Hate when they ask for the big light on, it's up there with wanting to make love under the covers

Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2739 on: 19 December 2018, 05:56:04 pm »
When the insist on you taking off your music.

Sorry mate - Without this sensual music it make the atmosphere awkward and me give you a shitty service.
I say that to them. They shut up and carry on with the booking.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2740 on: 19 December 2018, 09:43:07 pm »
Storming in and demanding the lights are on full blast.
I created a pleasant ambiance...if you don't like it tough.

I hate when they close the curtains, shutting that 2-inch gap on the 7th-floor window that overlooks nothing. I joke, "That's better. Now God can't see you."

It actually creeps me out when they do it. They're feeling guilty and have negative vibes.

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2741 on: 19 December 2018, 10:26:56 pm »
I'd rather have the lights on full than the creepy fuckers who insist on minimal lighting.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2742 on: 20 December 2018, 12:19:25 am »
I'd rather have the lights on full than the creepy fuckers who insist on minimal lighting.

+1.
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2743 on: 20 December 2018, 10:03:43 am »
Storming in and demanding the lights are on full blast.
I created a pleasant ambiance...if you don't like it tough.

ive had this before.  :(
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2744 on: 20 December 2018, 10:17:56 am »
Similar to the ones who play with the curtains, I really get weirded out by guys who touch my things. I've had guys go to the closet to look through my outfits (I mean, they want me to change into something else so they just start looking through my stuff), rifling through my bag of sex toys "let's see what else you've got..." and even just picking up objects from my dresser top. That really puts me on edge.