Book for 9pm then as they hang up say i will be there around 9pm ish

Well then I can book 8.30pm and 930pm because you are coming somewhere in between and have not really booked then have you.

Make a booking then as you hang up change it to sometime whenever ggggrrrrr

The minute you change anything on your website or profile  or put something on Twitter they are on you like flies on f...Ing shit
No matter if it’s a tour date, rearranging something,  new pictures. They are there to tell you about it seconds later  Do they spend 24/7 on the internet or something
Honestly feels like your being stalked  never thought I would say this but I miss the old days of newspaper adverts

You ask them to confirm on the morning of the intended booking and they keep texting days before asking if its still on...

Come & bore you with their life story for 5 minutes before having to prompt them to pay upfront. When he get cash out, clinging onto it like it's his life savings. Then comparing me to another escort who asks for payment at the end.  Followed by some condescending conversation about how all escorts are different & work differently because we are people.

Client booked in advance then texted me a location question a couple days later.
I texted him to ring back so I could verbally explain but I really wanted to hear where his head's at.
He rung, whinging like mad...why he needs to call today?
'Because you asked me a question today, I presume you want it answered today.' Whinges again for 2 minutes.

I say, 'you're boring me, so I'm cancelling you now.' I'm wondering if controlling the conversation is far more important than having his dick sucked.

Evening client called in the morning to confirm & he was in a chocolate shop, would I like some as a gift? No thanks dairy/sugar free, wine, no thanks. If you'd like to get me a gift an amazon voucher would be great instead, I said.

Arrives in the evening with nothing. Tosser.

That's a little harsh? He was in a chocolate shop, hence offered to buy you some chocolate. If I were him I wouldn't have got you an amazon voucher either!

I agree. If a client did that with me I would say oh thank you how thoughtful and anything you choose will be lovely. (I can always pass it on to someone if it is not to my taste.)

What I would not do is suggest an alternative gift. I am almost embarrassed at the thought.

I have to agree but I am a big chocolate fan anyway. I'm a true believer that if someone gives me something but it's not my thing, I'll accept it with gratitude and if I really don't like it give it to someone who will. I think to say you don't like it is a bit mean and is saying that the thought they put into getting it was wasted and you look ungrateful. Even if a gift is awful I'd still be thankful to the giver.

That said, I get very few gifts anyway  but some nice chocs and a tip from a regular yesterday did make me happy 

Monday- Caller rung to consider a booking, we left it open....(all mutual like)
Friday- Rings 'Hello we spoke in the week I'm close to you, I wonder if your free now.'
Means-bitch 1 and 2 let me down...so I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Me-I'll ring you back....takes my time, eats my bacon sarny, cause I know he's ringing local girls
in a crazy last-minute booking sweat and I don't play those games. Ring him-no answer. (Thought so)