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Snow Whitest

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2610 on: 11 October 2018, 06:21:22 am »
When they:

1. Struggle with getting hard but insist I waste a condom attempting to have sex. Thumbing in a marshmallow ffs
2. Leave their socks on - what is this a rest home?
3. Constantly talk about how much they like boundary pushing type sex - I offer a vanilla GFE experience ffs
4. Stick their baby nappy tasting tongue in my mouth literally for the whole booking
5. Ask so what turns you on/what do you like ffs
6. Constantly talk dirty and expect me to join in. I don't
7. Insist on seeing how many fingers they can shove inside you. WTF is that about?
8. Love a BJ but can't be arsed for a manscape so you're constantly picking pubes out of the back of your throat like a bloody furball
9. Struggle to string a sentence together
« Last Edit: 11 October 2018, 05:06:42 pm by Snow Whitest »
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« Reply #2611 on: 11 October 2018, 01:01:46 pm »
I prefer it when they keep their socks on, lets face it *most* men's feet aint pretty  :D Yesterday I had a terrible experience...a client with the most awful fungal nail infections on both feet they were vile, really stunk the place out  :'(

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« Reply #2612 on: 11 October 2018, 07:07:57 pm »
I just had one with a fungal nail infection too. The sight of his feet was making me feel so nauseas.
He was also one of the ones who can’t get hard and was wasting condoms. Trying to put one on a floppy cock is mission! He then proceeded to hump the inside of my thigh thinking he was inside me

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« Reply #2613 on: 11 October 2018, 07:21:53 pm »
I just had one with a fungal nail infection too. The sight of his feet was making me feel so nauseas.
He was also one of the ones who can’t get hard and was wasting condoms. Trying to put one on a floppy cock is mission! He then proceeded to hump the inside of my thigh thinking he was inside me
This one had a horrible penis too, probably one of the worst I've ever seen, it was quite thick but really short and a never ending roll of slimy foreskin  >:D I asked him if it 'goes back' and he said yes, I was sort of holding it thinking oh no I hope he doesn't want me to suck it without or attempt sex because a condom probably wouldn't stay on due to its really unusual shape. Anyway he was happy to just do spanking both ways and then he got dressed and suggested I made us a coffee, what a releif that was!

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« Reply #2614 on: 11 October 2018, 07:52:02 pm »
LMAO Katrina I was just actually sick in my mouth!
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« Reply #2615 on: 12 October 2018, 11:27:28 am »
I’ve just had to put a statement on my profile about clients needing to ensure they wash their cocks and bums properly as I’m seeing more and more people who seem to think it’s ok to be stinking of stale piss, shit or just general rankness.

It’s pathetic that I’m having to remind grown men to wash properly before having sex. So sick of going down to give a blowjob and then physically retching from the smell though. Grrrrr

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« Reply #2616 on: 15 October 2018, 08:50:21 pm »
Probably been covered many times previously on here - but:-

Clients who put you in a head lock (they put their arm around your neck and pull your head towards their face) and then proceed to ram their tongue down your tonsils.

This drives me mad and I need advice on how to prevent them from doing this without being a cold-hearted b***h

Why do they think we like this???? :FF

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« Reply #2617 on: 15 October 2018, 11:54:44 pm »
Clients who put you in a head lock (they put their arm around your neck and pull your head towards their face) and then proceed to ram their tongue down your tonsils.

Don't let them put their arm around your neck - I've never had this and if they started to try I'd duck. Another way to block it is to put your hand on the back of your head.

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« Reply #2618 on: 16 October 2018, 10:34:41 am »
Same old same old, how many men do you see a day/how do you declare your earnings etc?

I got one of these very recently and rather than turn it around and ask him similar questions I just looked him in the eye and said "next question please" which made him shut up.

Job done.

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« Reply #2619 on: 16 October 2018, 07:07:46 pm »
When they give you oral and then seem totally amazed at how “wet” you are. No mate - it’s your bloody drool that’s made me feel wet like that. Your terrible oral technique hasn’t made me squirt!

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« Reply #2620 on: 16 October 2018, 09:40:32 pm »
Don't let them put their arm around your neck - I've never had this and if they started to try I'd duck. Another way to block it is to put your hand on the back of your head.
Noted thank you.
I think next time this happens, I will put my arm around their neck.
There is absolute no need for them to do this. It is them trying to take control in a totally unacceptable way.

There are so many other control freaks out there:
There are the ones that hold on to your wrists firmly, when they are on top of you which I find really scary; and another really odd one, which has happened a lot:-

I only do outcalls and drive myself, so when I leave to get in my car they follow me out and place themselves between me sitting  in the driver's seat and the open drivers door (them gripping onto the open car door) - basically not wanting me to shut the car door and leave even when they are well past the paid time. They want to continue with chatting away and I find this really controlling and weird.
What I do now - is get in the car, lock the door and wave goodbye to them!
This has happened so may times to me now with different clients, and they are all controlling. I also find it sad that they feel a need to do this.
I get so bloody annoyed. I need to be more assertive!!! :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2621 on: 16 October 2018, 10:41:23 pm »
Noted thank you.
I think next time this happens, I will put my arm around their neck.
There is absolute no need for them to do this. It is them trying to take control in a totally unacceptable way.

There are so many other control freaks out there:
There are the ones that hold on to your wrists firmly, when they are on top of you which I find really scary; and another really odd one, which has happened a lot:-

I only do outcalls and drive myself, so when I leave to get in my car they follow me out and place themselves between me sitting  in the driver's seat and the open drivers door (them gripping onto the open car door) - basically not wanting me to shut the car door and leave even when they are well past the paid time. They want to continue with chatting away and I find this really controlling and weird.
What I do now - is get in the car, lock the door and wave goodbye to them!
This has happened so may times to me now with different clients, and they are all controlling. I also find it sad that they feel a need to do this.
I get so bloody annoyed. I need to be more assertive!!! :FF
Park a little out the way so they don’t walk you to your car, and they don’t know you’ve drove yourself (I prefer to say I have a driver whether or not I’ve used one)

Ellie B

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« Reply #2622 on: 17 October 2018, 12:48:11 am »
Thanks Geordie.

It usually happens in hotel car parks or in their front drive (Big houses).
It never happens if I park way down the street (small houses!).

It is weird that they insist on walking me to my car which is parked in front of their front door!
It really feels like they are on some date and that a commercial transaction has not happened!

Just weird and bloody annoying!!! It has happened so many times!!!! Some want a bloody snog too.
Even more annoying than any of the above is that they insist I text them when I have got home safely. WTF :FF If I didn't get home safely  - ie broken down/accident they would be bottom of the list for calling!

All control freaks in my book! And patronising.

If you have a 9-5 office job would your boss say to you "Make sure you text me when you get home safely?"
I think not!!

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« Reply #2623 on: 17 October 2018, 10:19:59 am »
Thanks Geordie.

It usually happens in hotel car parks or in their front drive (Big houses).
It never happens if I park way down the street (small houses!).

It is weird that they insist on walking me to my car which is parked in front of their front door!
It really feels like they are on some date and that a commercial transaction has not happened!

Just weird and bloody annoying!!! It has happened so many times!!!! Some want a bloody snog too.
Even more annoying than any of the above is that they insist I text them when I have got home safely. WTF :FF If I didn't get home safely  - ie broken down/accident they would be bottom of the list for calling!

All control freaks in my book! And patronising.

If you have a 9-5 office job would your boss say to you "Make sure you text me when you get home safely?"
I think not!!

Yes, it can sometimes be unavoidable to not park on their property. Big gated houses on dark country lanes, with no accessible parking laybys' for miles.  :(
Far safer and sensible to park where they wish, on their gravel drive ( otherwise, i always park out of sight )

I refuse to be walked out of the hotel by a Client and quote, truthfully, discretion.

At a Client's home, how about setting a 'fake call' to arrive on your exit time? Guys don't really want to be hanging around as you chat with a family member or security buddy and you can just wave them a cheery bye as you lock your car mid-conversation ( works better with a hand-free car phone holder too, you can continue to talk as you blow a kiss to the Client and drive away )
Could be slightly rude, but sometimes necessary   ;)
 
« Last Edit: 17 October 2018, 10:22:38 am by Phoenix »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2624 on: 17 October 2018, 10:23:47 am »


If you have a 9-5 office job would your boss say to you "Make sure you text me when you get home safely?"
I think not!!

Ha! I have family who do that, ask me to text when I am home safely. I forget to text and they forget to check so that shows how much they care about me.  :o ;D

As for the wrist holding which I hate as I hate anything which makes me seem sub, I just wriggle out of the grip and remove their hands. When they hold my head and push up and down when I am giving oral, I just reach up and push their hands away.  Never had any man say anything.