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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2580 on: 05 September 2018, 11:21:54 pm »
When they pretend they’re giving you a choice (probably only sauna punters) client: ‘can I rim you’ me: ‘no’ client: why? I’m paying you so I should be able to rim you, me: rimming isnt part of my service even for cash’ and they then treat you like your ripping them off! I did say to one client ‘your pretending your giving me a choice but your not’ and that shut him up!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2581 on: 05 September 2018, 11:51:59 pm »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2582 on: 06 September 2018, 06:29:10 pm »
An old reg used to constantly try to put his crusty yellpw toenail inside my vagina whilst I performed OWO. There's a reason he isn't a reg any more.
Why?Just why? ??? ???

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2583 on: 07 September 2018, 01:00:48 pm »
When they pretend they’re giving you a choice (probably only sauna punters) client: ‘can I rim you’ me: ‘no’ client: why? I’m paying you so I should be able to rim you, me: rimming isnt part of my service even for cash’ and they then treat you like your ripping them off! I did say to one client ‘your pretending your giving me a choice but your not’ and that shut him up!

It’s such an annoyingly fine line.

I don’t work in saunas or parlours and am still asked “shall we do 69?” while I’m already performing oral, I mean I’d rather not have to centre my weight and hold myself up while a client clamps onto my lower back when the position I’m in is comfortable and more than sufficient but I can hardly say that, can I?

chocoholicgirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2584 on: 07 September 2018, 09:04:32 pm »
When they finish off and spunk all over me, then walk off to clean themselves up, leaving me there covered and unable to move. Fucking hate that.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2585 on: 07 September 2018, 09:38:24 pm »
When they finish off and spunk all over me, then walk off to clean themselves up, leaving me there covered and unable to move. Fucking hate that.

You could always ask them to reach for the tissues/wipes/dustpan and brush for you.  I do.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2586 on: 07 September 2018, 10:57:07 pm »
You could always ask them to reach for the tissues/wipes/dustpan and brush for you.  I do.

I'm happy to ask, it's not that, it's just them being inconsiderate, I shouldn't have to ask!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2587 on: 07 September 2018, 11:50:36 pm »
An old reg used to constantly try to put his crusty yellpw toenail inside my vagina whilst I performed OWO. There's a reason he isn't a reg any more.

That's just so vile, aagh it made me shiver.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2588 on: 08 September 2018, 12:30:22 am »
It’s such an annoyingly fine line.

I don’t work in saunas or parlours and am still asked “shall we do 69?” while I’m already performing oral, I mean I’d rather not have to centre my weight and hold myself up while a client clamps onto my lower back when the position I’m in is comfortable and more than sufficient but I can hardly say that, can I?

Yup!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2589 on: 08 September 2018, 06:20:25 pm »
Some make a big deal out of a 15min or  30min time frame where they have Sex with an Escort.  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2590 on: 26 September 2018, 01:43:29 pm »
When they ask if you are working today and you give them a time when you are feee but they push for a time when you have been clear you are not able to see them.

When they ask if you are working today and then try and string out the conversation by asking what other days you are working. They tend to seldom never call back when you tell them those other days.
I think why ask if I’m working today when you don’t want to come today FFS ??? :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2591 on: 26 September 2018, 02:06:18 pm »
When they ask if you are working today and you give them a time when you are feee but they push for a time when you have been clear you are not able to see them.

When they ask if you are working today and then try and string out the conversation by asking what other days you are working. They tend to seldom never call back when you tell them those other days.
I think why ask if I’m working today when you don’t want to come today FFS ??? :FF

I have posted this before but the above is not something I ever need to go through. If they start those questions (when are you available etc) I cut them short and ask what time suits them and then it is a yes or no. Easy.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2592 on: 26 September 2018, 06:07:02 pm »
When they don’t know how to kiss! Had a client earlier that just kept sticking his tongue in my mouth and not moving it, wtf

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2593 on: 26 September 2018, 09:18:03 pm »
I have posted this before but the above is not something I ever need to go through. If they start those questions (when are you available etc) I cut them short and ask what time suits them and then it is a yes or no. Easy.

Good point! I’m just going to throw it back at them instead of getting lulled in to being messed about. Most of these blokes just get a kick of making bookings they will never commit to with an escort.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2594 on: 26 September 2018, 09:34:56 pm »
I have zero patience with those that um and ah, I tell them to call back when they decide. They rarely do. This is why I never answer my phone on the days I'm not working, I can't be arsed talking when I much prefer to take bookings on the day.