Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 758098 times)

honeymoonbarbie · « **Reply #2565 on:** 24 August 2018, 10:10:24 am »

Quote from: Kay on 23 August 2018, 06:49:28 pm

I realised today how much it gets on my tits when you get a client who clambers about on top of you, often leaving you with his hairy arse in your face, or even worse, being pinned down under it, and then expecting you to somehow contort yourself so you can suck their cock or lick their balls. Why can't they just lie down or stand like a normal human being, and let me get on it with?

I had this the other day, client asked me to lay down and rather clumsily shuffled closer to me on his knees before scooping my head up and inching it closer to his crotch. Not only was I likely to get neck ache but he was on my hair!

honeymoonbarbie · « **Reply #2566 on:** 24 August 2018, 10:12:00 am »

Anyone ever had clients that talk to your body parts? I've had "hello" directed at my boobs and "you look extra lovely today" directed at my labia in the last week

Lucie268 · « **Reply #2567 on:** 24 August 2018, 10:14:31 am »

Quote from: honeymoonbarbie on 24 August 2018, 10:12:00 am

Anyone ever had clients that talk to your body parts? I've had "hello" directed at my boobs and "you look extra lovely today" directed at my labia in the last week

yes lmao so embarrassing

LisaSmiles · « **Reply #2568 on:** 26 August 2018, 05:04:42 pm »

Clients who ask about an evening booking and then say "When are you free until" instead of saying something helpful like "see you at 8pm". This means they are trying to reserve my entire evening just in case they might feel like leaving the pub or wherever they are to come and see me. I just tell them my latest booking is 9pm.

Lola xxx · « **Reply #2569 on:** 26 August 2018, 05:26:19 pm »

Quote from: LisaSmiles on 26 August 2018, 05:04:42 pm

Clients who ask about an evening booking and then say "When are you free until" instead of saying something helpful like "see you at 8pm". This means they are trying to reserve my entire evening just in case they might feel like leaving the pub or wherever they are to come and see me. I just tell them my latest booking is 9pm.

Yeah I hate this. But also sounds like a timewaster to me.

Missrosstoyou · « **Reply #2570 on:** 29 August 2018, 01:52:04 pm »

Give you unwanted advice, tell you about this site (why are you on here?) talk about other escorts-I don't know anyone so whats the point? Tells me you're too involved and to be avoided tbh

Phoenix · « **Reply #2571 on:** 30 August 2018, 05:39:26 pm »

Quote from: Missrosstoyou on 29 August 2018, 01:52:04 pm

Give you unwanted advice, tell you about this site (why are you on here?) talk about other escorts-I don't know anyone so whats the point? Tells me you're too involved and to be avoided tbh

It really creeps me out to think of Clients lurking here.

I like it to someone hiding in a female changing room listening to all the gossip, spying through the door crevice whilst wanking furiously...

..before dashing back to his keyboard to inform all his "mates" with his superior "knowledge"

honeymoonbarbie · « **Reply #2572 on:** 30 August 2018, 10:25:17 pm »

I experienced something new today and it really irritated me.

Client I'd consider a regular who's behaviour has slowly been declining (overly friendly comms when arranging bookings, no longer being mindful not to scratch me, becoming a starfish and complaining that I won't let him dribble spit into my mouth while 'DFK' anymore) practically wiped away all of my natural lubrication from RO before entering me and when I went to get more lube he wouldn't pull out at all for me to apply it to the condom and myself, leaving me holding the bottle, so I riggled up the bed and he would follow and when I said "you'll have to move so I can apply the lube" he said "if I pull out I'll cum" and so I told him quite bluntly "well you're hurting me, either you can pull out and I apply the lube or you can pull out and put your clothes on and leave".

What the actual? Was I supposed to be uncomfortable and chafe? Why would he think that was acceptable?

chloe990 · « **Reply #2573 on:** 01 September 2018, 07:31:24 am »

I've had a client that kept asking me how many guys i've been with. I tried to avoid answering and told him that i dont know as i dont keep count, he then started asking for an indication calling out random (huge) numbers, very annoying...

Lillys0 · « **Reply #2574 on:** 01 September 2018, 09:32:25 am »

When they ask have you had bookings yet at 2pm they want to be the first, guess what I'm a whore and I have showers between clients.
Another thing when they rub your clit furiously and roughly happens everyday I work.

Kay1996 · « **Reply #2575 on:** 01 September 2018, 01:01:02 pm »

When they don't realize your clit is sensitive after an orgasm and keep trying to rub it anyway. Bore off.

Hannaah · « **Reply #2576 on:** 04 September 2018, 06:26:05 pm »

Tell you they love you mid sex/mid bj etc.

I've had 3 regs do this now and I get they get caught up in the moment but I still find it so creepy!!

Lucie268 · « **Reply #2577 on:** 04 September 2018, 06:39:02 pm »

Had it happen to me a lot recently because I've been off work, but when they make comments about how difficult I am to get hold of or that they've been trying to book me for ages. I don't think it's meant to sound critical but it just gives off this entitlement as if they think I should be more available for them or that I should prioritise this over other things. It should make total sense why an escort might just be part-time, it's a luxury service not one that's essential, but they act like it's a right sometimes.

kate_x · « **Reply #2578 on:** 04 September 2018, 06:44:15 pm »

Quote from: Lucie268 on 04 September 2018, 06:39:02 pm

Had it happen to me a lot recently because I've been off work, but when they make comments about how difficult I am to get hold of or that they've been trying to book me for ages. I don't think it's meant to sound critical but it just gives off this entitlement as if they think I should be more available for them or that I should prioritise this over other things. It should make total sense why an escort might just be part-time, it's a luxury service not one that's essential, but they act like it's a right sometimes.

Omg I had this happen today. I've been off for a few days and this morning a guy rang who I had seen for the first time last week and the first thing he says is "I've been trying to get hold on you, have you been away?" It was also the way he said it that really annoyed me, like he expected me not to take any time off and be around waiting for his call 24/7!

Lucie268 · « **Reply #2579 on:** 04 September 2018, 07:09:39 pm »

Quote from: kate_x on 04 September 2018, 06:44:15 pm

Omg I had this happen today. I've been off for a few days and this morning a guy rang who I had seen for the first time last week and the first thing he says is "I've been trying to get hold on you, have you been away?" It was also the way he said it that really annoyed me, like he expected me not to take any time off and be around waiting for his call 24/7!

ugh yeah, and when they don't get a response they keep texting. My work phone is off when I'm not working which might be for days but I will turn it on to a barrage of texts.

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