I know the clients who go to the toilet and don’t rinse their bits all too well, it happens multiple times a week.
In through the door, don’t want a shower but can they go to the bathroom to freshen up, sure I say knowing full well there’s no towels in the bathroom and if they know they’re not squeaky clean they’ll have to ask for one and I’ll point them to the shower rather than have them tip toe over the basin and dry themselves on a hand towel
This freshen up 99% of the time consists of going for a wee and running their hands under the tap.
I used to push for the shower after that and got fed up of having to haggle over it coming out of booking time and now I’ll very clearly smell them and use a wet wipe before performing OWO and tell them it’s because they went to the bathroom.
I did however have one guy go to the toilet and not wash his hands, I didn’t even let him leave the bathroom, I had to say something.
Have also had another who made a big song and dance of wanting a shower, came equipt with his own toiletries, spray air clogging Lynx all over himself only to scoot down my 400 thread count sheets at the end of the booking leaving a thick yellow oily streak in his wake. Had he never heard of washing and drying his arse?
Another thing that irritates me is clients that don’t consider my sheets stay white because I don’t chuck bodily fluids all over them, I’ve had clients cum on them after I say they can’t finish in my mouth or on my face and one who got so carried away he didn’t think to put his hand over anything while laying on his stomach or they wipe their sweaty and spitty faces on them after performing RO
If I’ve just washed and ironed a fitted sheet I don’t want to stress about fluids seeping into my sheets and mattress protector and restrain myself from getting the Vanish out 20 minutes after it’s been put on the bed.
