Ugh new client asked if I can meet him naked at the door. Yes sure, let the neighbours have a gander and you can get a look too before you've handed the cash over 

He seems fine otherwise and has a lot of good feedback but my god do they lack any perspective or reason.

Dry-humping the inside of your thigh or similar because you won't let their nekkid privates anywhere near yours (no, not even "just on the outside" [as if there was such a thing]), like making things ridiculous and uncomfortable is miraculously going to make you change your mind rather than just letting you whop on the condom and get on with it. 

.

Over step boundaries, try and boss me about and expect to do things I don't list

So true.. They have pre conceived ideas about us and when we say no they don't like it.. Aren't we meant to do everything in after all!!!

Leave hickeys... Just why 

In the sauna the other day a client pestered me for bareback more than once, went through 4 condoms in a 45 min booking - he couldn’t stay hard and I suspect he had been sniffing as he asked me 12 times if I was okay - then on his way out, when asked by receptionist if he had had a good time, answered ‘ach it wasn’t bad’, I was really pissed off at that and wanted to scream ‘it’s not my fucking fault your cock is a fucking flop with a condom and nor is it my fault that you’ve been sniffing drugs’!! GOD  ...anyway things clients do to annoy...


Constant bareback questions, hints etc, etc
Going through numerous condoms
Blaming sex workers for their floppy cocks

Annoying!! But - hahaha 

I do hope every SW in the area has truecaller so when he calls them being all flowery and 'you are sooo beautiful' etc etc  he'll come up as 'overstays booked 30 mins stayed 55' the cunt.