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Guiltypleasure

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2430 on: 04 June 2018, 10:48:14 am »
People who text me asking how far I am when I'm on the way knowing I'm driving,  especially when I don't reply and they send those ?????? People who try and get me drunk knowing I'm driving  :FF
Yep drives me nuts especially when I've pulled over , checked and then explained , then look and I have about 6  ??? ??? ??? I even say can text for 1.5 hours or whatever

Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2431 on: 05 June 2018, 08:47:34 am »

People who text me asking how far I am when I'm on the way knowing I'm driving,  especially when I don't reply and they send those ?????? People who try and get me drunk knowing I'm driving  :FF

This used to drive me round the bend ( sad pun intended 🤐)
Now, as soon as they are booked, I send a text with their full address, my ETA, duration and fee "cash@start please" and tell them I can no longer read texts or respond to calls until my arrival..
 This has the added benefit of cutting out all the wanky "What will you be wearing? Do you do Anal? Can you bring some toys/uniforms" timewasters and they usually text cancel immediately ( in a panic  ;D )

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2432 on: 05 June 2018, 10:21:55 am »
Countless email this morning from people with no ability to read my profile  :FF
My block list is extending rapidly..
Get them out the way and hope my genuine bookings don't have problems getting through on the phone today .

Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2433 on: 05 June 2018, 04:28:57 pm »
My profile says I only see people with feedback of at least two but get so many enquiries from people with zero feedback which I ignore and delete.
Had one who sent a few emails then got pissed off cos I didn't reply. Even said he could tell I read his emails but not sure if that's possible or he was playing mind games.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2434 on: 05 June 2018, 04:48:18 pm »
My profile says I only see people with feedback of at least two but get so many enquiries from people with zero feedback which I ignore and delete.
Had one who sent a few emails then got pissed off cos I didn't reply. Even said he could tell I read his emails but not sure if that's possible or he was playing mind games.
Yes they can see if we have read them and if we have deleted their messages,we can do the same with their messages too.To do this just go to their emails and then click view all,a list of all communications between writer and recipient comes up along with whether they have been read or not.A useful feature I always found.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2435 on: 06 June 2018, 05:56:03 pm »
My profile says I only see people with feedback of at least two but get so many enquiries from people with zero feedback which I ignore and delete.
Had one who sent a few emails then got pissed off cos I didn't reply. Even said he could tell I read his emails but not sure if that's possible or he was playing mind games.
Pay 1 credit a month to get the emails sent direct to your email box without having to log in
Saves you time on missing decent bookings and you can avoid the idiot ones that just say random crap
Plus they won't know that you have read  the booking or not

Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2436 on: 06 June 2018, 10:59:45 pm »
Hi
Can u let me know how to do that. Thanks

DaisyDuck

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2437 on: 07 June 2018, 08:47:31 am »
Hi
Can u let me know how to do that. Thanks

There's a link on the emails sent to your personal email "If you'd like to receive the full content of this email..."

Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2438 on: 08 June 2018, 04:38:32 pm »
Thanks.
Asking for massive discounts.
Had a guy seemingly interested then says can I give oral for £20.
 :FF :FF

Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2439 on: 08 June 2018, 04:51:08 pm »
Tempted to ask them to enter their discount code which of course they don't have when asking for money off!!
That could just confuse them lol

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2440 on: 08 June 2018, 05:32:09 pm »
The thing with zero feedback is that it's not always indicative of a timewaster. I have a regular who has zero feedback and he doesn't seem bothered to get that changed. He currently is the only really decent client I have too, just wish he'd book for longer.

Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2441 on: 09 June 2018, 09:54:33 am »
Thanks.
Asking for massive discounts.
Had a guy seemingly interested then says can I give oral for £20.
 :FF :FF

I would offer my back to them for for twenty of their finest squid if I happen to be in the area. A half-hour very- intense back rub is my idea of bliss ( love my bum being massaged properly too, but they would have to pay double for that..'privilege' )  😎

chocoholicgirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2442 on: 11 June 2018, 01:44:49 pm »
They say they don't want a shower after so use loads of my baby wipes, then have a shower too and use more towels  :FF :FF :FF

One or the other! Seriously. Fuckers. Might start offering wet bog roll from now on.  ;D (Not wet as in pissed on, wet as in from the tap although for some 'special' clients...perhaps!)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2443 on: 11 June 2018, 03:10:02 pm »
Also a shower issue - creating small floods by not closing the door! Why? Who showers like this? How do these people function as adults in their normal lives?  :FF
Dripping all over my floor and avoiding standing on the bathmat or throwing water around standing by the sink also annoy me.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2444 on: 11 June 2018, 07:30:05 pm »
I’m guilty of making a pond in the bathroom - the mat isn’t in front of the mirror and for some reason I always need to stand in front of a mirror.

Had a guy message today asking whereabouts I was for public transport. Fair enough, so I told him roughly how far I am from the station or he could get a bus close by. Then he wants address so he can plan. ‘Not without a booking my good friend.’ So he puts a booking request through and says ‘ok I’ve done it can I have your address now?’ Thats not arranging a booking with me!!!!!