Trying it on to get a freebie.
Had a guy who booked. Spoke on phone to see what he wants and to go over prices. I booked hotel for this. He turns up saying he's a male escort and willing to do it for free.
Not only was he not willing to pay but ended up losing bookings cos of him. Total arsehole nob.

"How far down can you go?" When giving head

Yup, when you're already in the middle of the sesh:
"Do you deep throat?"
"Nope"
"Do you just want to try?"
"Still nope"
"I don't mind if you have to stop"
"The answer is no"
....
"Are you sure?"
AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH
If you were that bothered you should have checked beforehand whether it was on offer (or, y'know' seen from my likes / profile that it wasn't, but even I'm not daft enough to expect THAT much!)

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Just like the pricks who ask during a session if you do anal.
Nope I don't.It tells you I don't do anal on my profile.
Have you ever done it?
Yes in my personal life.
Why won't you in a booking?
Because I don't like it.
Aw you might like it with me.
I won't.
Why not?
Because I am a 39 year old woman who has tried it with a few partners and can categorically say I do not like it and never will.Ask me one more time I fucking dare you!

Totally agree. I also had it this week with CIM - he assumed I did it. When I said I didn't, even in my private life, he looked at me as if I had two heads and asked why. As he was a twat, I just blurted out, "If you'd seen the state of some men's cum, you'd know why!"

People who text me asking how far I am when I'm on the way knowing I'm driving,  especially when I don't reply and they send those People who try and get me drunk knowing I'm driving 

Having super hairy (smelly) pubes.  I mean c'mon girls they want us shaved/trimmed so why not reciprocate.  Who wants to give head to such a gent and and lick hairy balls to boot.  Erm not meee!

yukk

I'm a bit passive aggressive with guys like this and just say well when you actually know what time you want and actually know how long you want,  get back to me

+1

I really don’t have time for this and it really annoys me I had one yesterday who wanted to book some time next week for an hour or an hour and a half or maybe two hours! I said the same thing get back when you know what date what time and for how long.

I don’t really care if they think I’m rude because I think they are rude for ringing and having no idea they just sound to me like they want a bit of wank fodder so they don’t get it from me. He then went on to say the “it’s my first time” so what? I don’t care! He then asked if I get many first timers. My response was how should I know that’s a personal question and none of my business it’s also none of his business asking about my other clients!

God they annoy me why can’t they just ring, book, turn up, pay, get the service and get the hell out!

Client - "Do you do anal/cim/etc?"
Me - "Did you read my profile? Does it say I do?"
Client - "Umm...I don't know."
Me - "This is why I tell people to read my damn profile."

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