Had a guy yesterday.....he decided he wanted to extend but needed the cash points I was happy to wait and he left his bag there but spent ages faffing about as the cash point was not working etc.
He had to find another.
He was also ?partying? as we say and I left my party client days behind a long time ago since becoming independent but he seemed lovely during the booking process and also the booking....additionally i needed the money. Never again though.

He came back an hour after leaving and we got down to business but I was immediately realising why I no longer deal with party clients.... the way they don?t want to leave at the end....talk of bank transfers (he ran out of cash again) I don?t do transfers...started banging on about PayPal and also if he could pay me double for just half an hour more.
I?m not that bloody good lol
I just wanted him out to be honest.

In a nutshell coke head clients annoy me and yesterday was a poignant reminder not to deal with them in the future!

Turns up twenty minutes early & calls when getting in hotel lift!  For fucks sake pal. He had booked with 45 mins notice, all well & good & been asked to phone when parked. How thoughtless to arrive that early & expect me to be ready & waiting and alone! Dick. It was a shame as he was a good looking guy and I don't get a lot of them but with no apology for his bad timekeeping and general twattishness he ruined it. 

Knob!

Turn up with an untrimmed fucking rain forest surrounding their penis.

Pulling on my nipple piercings.

Receiving oral from clients I just can?t stand it for some reason.

Leaving skid marks on my bed sheets. Wiping their dirty asses with towels and leaving skid marks on them too.

Trying to suck my tounge ? Ugh!

I have to say your first point is true, it makes me fucking heave. Usually older men I find, just don't give a shit. It's so gross, you know you are going to get a hair in your mouth. I make a point of stopping and removing it. I have made myself feel sick now, I need to lie down. It's just so damn unnecessary!!!

I don't mind the receiving oral but seriously, don't expect me to enjoy it, it's only passing the time and saving my jaw from more cock sucking! 

I got asked today during sex 'Have you cum yet, babe?' We had been going about three minutes. He was done in about two more. His girlfriend is a lucky woman, hope she's got Netflix 

I have to say your first point is true, it makes me fucking heave. Usually older men I find, just don't give a shit. It's so gross, you know you are going to get a hair in your mouth. I make a point of stopping and removing it. I have made myself feel sick now, I need to lie down. It's just so damn unnecessary!!!

I don't mind the receiving oral but seriously, don't expect me to enjoy it, it's only passing the time and saving my jaw from more cock sucking! 

I got asked today during sex 'Have you cum yet, babe?' We had been going about three minutes. He was done in about two more. His girlfriend is a lucky woman, hope she's got Netflix 

But worse when cock is tiny hidden in amongst the overgrown  U have to bed it down with your hand and pluck up the little thing and try to breathe life into it..  no emoji for vomit can we get one please.

Messages like this:

- u on?
(On what?!? Oh fuck off!)

-hi
(Fuck off)

-wot u up to?
(Not engaging in text tennis with you, that's what!)

When they try to book you having been a no show in the past. Oh how I take great delight in reminding them that they will never get the chance to book me having previously messed me around and been a no show and thus lost me money.

Book you for 90 mins then when they arrive say they can only do an hour. This annoys the hell out of me. How utterly rude. On a busy day I'll just decline the whole booking saying oh well I've given you the 90 min slot of the premise that you were in fact going to keep to it, having declined another guy who wanted the same duration and since you've decided to change you mind then I'm afraid I'll have to decline your booking and offer it to the other gent. Even if there isn't another gent. It's sheer disrespectful to do this and it infuriates me.

When they ask ' what will ?50 get me?' - oh please just Fuck the fuck off!!!

When they send face pics.... a google image of a fit model.... mate, go get yourself a hobby that isn't bothering WGs

Phone wankers.... I like to indulge them for a couple of minutes, then once they've given me sufficient air time and told me all the dirty things they want to do to me, I say can I just stop you there darling. Thank you for wasting my time and I certainly do hope your phone wanking orgasm was worth it, now if you'd like to relive your dirty talk, wait about 5 minutes and you should be able to access it on YouTube and Facebook and Insta, once I've finished uploading the recording I've just made..... oh how they beg and apologise!! PRICKS!

Messages like this:

- u on?
(On what?!? Oh fuck off!)

-hi
(Fuck off)

-wot u up to?
(Not engaging in text tennis with you, that's what!)

When they try to book you having been a no show in the past. Oh how I take great delight in reminding them that they will never get the chance to book me having previously messed me around and been a no show and thus lost me money.

Book you for 90 mins then when they arrive say they can only do an hour. This annoys the hell out of me. How utterly rude. On a busy day I'll just decline the whole booking saying oh well I've given you the 90 min slot of the premise that you were in fact going to keep to it, having declined another guy who wanted the same duration and since you've decided to change you mind then I'm afraid I'll have to decline your booking and offer it to the other gent. Even if there isn't another gent. It's sheer disrespectful to do this and it infuriates me.

When they ask ' what will ?50 get me?' - oh please just Fuck the fuck off!!!

When they send face pics.... a google image of a fit model.... mate, go get yourself a hobby that isn't bothering WGs

Phone wankers.... I like to indulge them for a couple of minutes, then once they've given me sufficient air time and told me all the dirty things they want to do to me, I say can I just stop you there darling. Thank you for wasting my time and I certainly do hope your phone wanking orgasm was worth it, now if you'd like to relive your dirty talk, wait about 5 minutes and you should be able to access it on YouTube and Facebook and Insta, once I've finished uploading the recording I've just made..... oh how they beg and apologise!! PRICKS!

Christ I hate all of these!

LOVING your way to deal with phonewankers!! I will definitely be pinching that one!

Christ I hate all of these!

LOVING your way to deal with phonewankers!! I will definitely be pinching that one!

It's so funny, they're like: "love I'm sorry, don't upload it, my wife and kids might hear, love I'm so sorry, I don't do it again." Then after their pleading I'll get them to bark like a dog, then I'll say: "okay sufficient amount of barking and I may consider not uploading it" - it's hilarious!
I enjoy the phobevesnkers for this reason! Haha xx