Took a call from a client today.He wanted an hour booking @3pm. I confirmed with him that he was looking for a GFE as I?m fed up of people turning up trying to be all extreme PSE and I like to attract the GFE seeker.
Yes that?s all okay he stated and I told him roughly where I was based. Again he was happy.
I was about to hang up and send the postcode when he starts asking about the price lol.
He clearly hasn?t read much of the profile so I told him the price.

I get off the phone send the postcode and state that he needs to confirm the booking by text at 2pm so I know he definitely will be coming.
Seconds later he texts. ?Yes coming?.


I text back and said well you still need to confirm at 2pm. I could sense he wasn?t serious.

Guess what 2pm comes and no confirmation. I text to say it?s cancelled and he replies and says
?Ok no problem I?m going somewhere else!?

Nothing worse than when they mess you about. He could have just text earlier and said that FfS lol

Ask if I have any fuking uniforms...

UNIFORMS?

Arghhh it makes me cringe to death

Being vague about the start time. "I wanted to book an hour around 3? Well, I will be in a meeting in Cambridge until about 2... and should be an hour or maybe longer to get to you... ." OK, so maybe you will leave Cambridge about 2 and maybe the traffic will be OK.... Or maybe not.

Or "are you available now? I'm just on the M1 near Sheffield. I can be with you in 20, maybe 30 minutes?"

We must sit around all day doing nothing waiting on their possible visit .
Greatful when they turn up we do absolutely any stupid service they ask for ..
Im sure this is their thinking !!!!

I have one regular who sometimes asks if I'm free right now as he's nearby.
Makes me wonder if he is just around the corner.
I never am as I need time to prepare myself.

Client I've seen a couple of times before has the worst comms and it's so annoying trying to get an answer out of him. Initially tried booking for 5pm, then cancelled because he said he can't get out of work on time, fine. Then:

- Ok six. Soz
- Is that a definite? For half hour?
- Where
- Same place as last time do you need the postcode again? Could you confirm 6pm for half an hour please
- No
- What?
- Who is this

What the hell is wrong with him?!

I've seen this guy three times and every single time he's said he's interested in trying water sports, so every time I've gone to his hotel with a full bladder ready to pee everywhere and then he gets so carried away with kissing and vanilla stuff that he never brings it up or asks for it. And of course, because I've been steadily drinking glasses of water for the last 2 hours, I needed to dash to the toilet every 30 minutes. 

How uncomfortable

Also when they text asking if you are availible. You almost instantly respond and they then don?t reply.

I have a bloke who texts if I?m availible almost everyday.
I always politely respond that I am and that he needs to call to make a booking. He never does and never replies.

The other day I decided to text back and when he asked if I was working. I just said no. He then kept on and on replying begging me to see him.

I think he just gets off on carrying the text convo on. One of those that doesn?t want to call but just waste time