Clients that knock as quietly as they can on the door as if I have super human hearing.

Or the opposite! Knock loudly like they are chasing a murderer.

I will argue that the most annoying is when it's so slow that nobody is knocking at all...

Go to the wrong hotel, in spite of having been texted the hotel, the road and the postcode.

I don't even make them call me from a landmark. I tell them the address. But they still go elsewhere.

another's clients obsessing over their 'bedroom skills' this one regular suddenly said he must be ' in my top 3?' really seriously like he's been thinking it all out
and believes it

caught me off guard, didn't say anything just laughed it off but was he seriously expecting me to react positively? there's no way I would go along with that ever maybe some would to keep them buttered up, but for me it would be like ' how to turn your client into an obsessive stalker ' in under ten seconds

Client I?ve seen once before and was an absolute pain in the backside in terms of wanting to be attached to my face constantly, made me sore and gave me thrush with all the plunging of his fingers inside me from the get go and almost clawing out any and all ?wetness? to smear on my clit and labia to ?pleasure? me before proceeding to lean his entire bodyweight on me and barely move in missionary to prolong intercourse now wants to book again and request the following:

You may recall my likes are being seduced, teased, GFE, lots of cuddles, deep french kissing and exploring each others bodies with our hand and lips together with gentle fingering(my nails are very short). Hope you will be wearing a glamorous sexy dress and stunning lingerie - a body stocking would be very nice if you have one! If not, lingerie with stockings and suspenders would be wonderful. My favourite colours are red or black. Soft music and scented candles would be an added bonus. Hope this is all ok with you and I am not asking for to much!

Why don?t I get the kitchen sink out for his perusal as well? Just incase.

I don?t take outfit requests, never have I mentioned having a bodystocking? Who?s to say I own black or red three piece sets of underwear?

Soft music and scented candles so that the experience can be even more of a headache and I?ll have to listen to other clients telling me that their ?sensitive? noses are offended by the candle in bookings later on it the day? No, thanks.

oy vey 

When they?re obsessed with anal play so you finger their arse and pull out a shitty brown fingr. Being discrete I just popped to the bathroom to wash (scrub) my hands and came back. He mentioned anal play again...  carry on sucking his cock. Then he wants me to rim him  bleirgh so I had to tell him if he wants it he needs a shower. So gross!!! You?d think if you knew you loved anal play you?d make sure you were squeaky clean!!!

Oh no no how awful