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Ieaio

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2265 on: 03 March 2018, 10:20:16 am »
Client was trying to show me his pet on his phone or something.

He embarrassingly hid his phone as it his last search popped up:

My saafe posts. Weird. I just find it super creeper to sift through girls saafe posts. This is where we ask business questions and rant.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2266 on: 03 March 2018, 02:58:20 pm »
How would he know it's you? That would really freak me out and make me uncomfortable.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2267 on: 03 March 2018, 03:40:25 pm »
How would he know it's you? That would really freak me out and make me uncomfortable.


Exactly and I would stop taking bookings from him if I was you, no amount of cash is worth putting up with an obsessive client, which to me he sounds slightly obsessed with you, did you tell him your saafe name? -which is different- or is he just THAT obsessed that he worked out who you were? When are these types of clients gonna wake from their delusions and realise it?s just a job!! Why care so much about what a paid sex worker thinks of you?!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2268 on: 03 March 2018, 03:41:57 pm »
How would he know it's you? That would really freak me out and make me uncomfortable.

This is why I only ever post on the "describe your last booking" or "they said what" a significant amount of time later.
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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2269 on: 03 March 2018, 04:05:20 pm »
This is why I only ever post on the "describe your last booking" or "they said what" a significant amount of time later.


Yeah thats true, although I know who 2 guys are from the other site sheerly by what they write etc, etc, so its no different to this site and them knowing us!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2270 on: 03 March 2018, 04:37:17 pm »
Back on topic, the punters who make a massive deal about how far they're travelling to see you - I don't understand why they think it makes any difference to me or even why there's any need to tell me at all, and it always makes me wonder as if they're expecting extra time for free or even services I don't offer just because for whatever reason they've decided against booking somebody local to them; what do I bloody care as long they're on time (and I had one this week who managed to be almost ten minutes late despite having lived in my town his entire life and who only had to walk fifteen minutes or so)?

Maybe it's the vague insistance that I should be Very Interested in everything they're doing in connection with their visit, which of course I am as soon as they walk through the door and hand over the cash and not a minute before. It makes no odds to me whether they've just come from San Francisco or the next street :).

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2271 on: 05 March 2018, 05:16:45 pm »

When they offer to pick you up from the station ::)-Cuz obviously I want to spend the time it will take you to drive from the station to the hotel with you,painfully having to force myself to listen to you chat shit and possibly touch me up in your car, all for free? Ha no thanks!! Some might even drive slow on purpose just so they have more time to basque in your glorious presence and molest you for free. I'd rather walk  8) I had one clown book me for 3pm then said he will pick me up at 2:30pm: from the station as he can't check in till three. I fucking cancelled. You want to spend 30 minutes with me for free AND  I have to be seen checking in with you in public? lol. Mad men.

Totally in agreement with this! My time isn't free & the expectation that I would sit in a car, voluntarily whilst they gnaw your ear off or try to cop a feel is just silly. Also, it makes me feel really unsafe - I have visions a client locking down the car & then driving me off somewhere that ISN'T the hotel/his house & agreed and doing awful things, and I'd be unable to contact my safe-buddy to let them know where I am because I'd have no idea where I am.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2272 on: 05 March 2018, 05:20:12 pm »
Client was trying to show me his pet on his phone or something.

He embarrassingly hid his phone as it his last search popped up:

My saafe posts. Weird. I just find it super creeper to sift through girls saafe posts. This is where we ask business questions and rant.

I've had this a few times, and it's from sifting through posts from girls in my area and they will bring up shit I've wrote on here to be petty in their bookings or tell me who certain saafe users are on aw

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2273 on: 06 March 2018, 09:15:15 am »
Indecisive parking antics - mind fuckery

Had one yesterday say he was in the public car park (address provided before hand) & he was on his way walking down to the flat (a 3 minutes walk). Then says he's outside & I notice a car parked in a private bay in the building opposite. I say it's probably not a good idea to park there & said I thought he'd gone to the public car park as that's where he said he was.  ??? So a woman then comes out of the building & tells him he cant park there so he's says he's moving. I then get a text a few minutes later saying he'll leave because of my "bad attitude". Because he couldn't find a space for free & got told off by a random woman I got the blame. Stupid Prick.

Are they that fucking lazy that they can't walk 3 minutes now? Some people.  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2274 on: 06 March 2018, 08:29:52 pm »
I had a clit sucker today. I barked "No! For gods sake don't suck! Why would you do that!"

Safe to say he wasn't exactly enthusiastic about giving me oral after that but I swear to god it was like he was trying to hoover up the last drops of a MaccyD milkshake.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2275 on: 06 March 2018, 08:45:47 pm »
I had a clit sucker today. I barked "No! For gods sake don't suck! Why would you do that!"

Safe to say he wasn't exactly enthusiastic about giving me oral after that but I swear to god it was like he was trying to hoover up the last drops of a MaccyD milkshake.
Sounds like a slurper-sucker type.
Back in the days I had one who used to make noises as if he was sniffing for truffles  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2276 on: 10 March 2018, 11:37:18 pm »
Sounds like a slurper-sucker type.
Back in the days I had one who used to make noises as if he was sniffing for truffles  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2277 on: 11 March 2018, 09:25:54 am »
Yesterday client - telling me what to put on my aw profile, saying how confusing is my location and I what tab to put on aw :FF Offering to take pictures of me and saying I need to learn tie & tease and offer more services to attract clients. Then he got pissed off to pay my full price without discount. Told him I have enough clients and cant offer discounts anymore and he need to find someone else in his price range. Wanker! I know him for couple of years but won't be seeing him again.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2278 on: 11 March 2018, 09:40:32 am »
Yeah I have a client who slags off my photos and says he can do better ones and offers to take them. I like my photos thanks very much.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2279 on: 11 March 2018, 09:57:47 am »
Yeah I have a client who slags off my photos and says he can do better ones and offers to take them. I like my photos thanks very much.

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