I never had this in ten years! When you say sheets do you mean proper cotton bed sheets? No client has ever touched my sheets as only top covers are next to his body but still, never had a skid mark to date.

As another lady mentioned, I have also had the men who look around my room as though they find it distasteful. Right up until they cum everything is fine but as soon as they start to dress they are looking around with a very strange expression. My room is sparkly clean and warm, very prettily decorated for the occasion, men are men and once they finish with our bodies they turn into, well, men. 

I've only had this once and the guy was literally doing the "I need a pee" dance. He said "I really really need to pee, I guess you want the money first though, hang on" and I was like dude, just go and pee first, I don't want to deal with an accident!

Today's annoyance: client goes for a shower at both the beginning and end of the booking. I told him "the shower gel is hanging on the wall" - not only is there the hotel shower gel but I'd put a nice neutral-scented Imperial Leather one next to it.

Went in the bathroom once he'd left and he'd used my fucking expensive shampoo instead of shower gel. Fuckwit!

"Ive been told I'm great with my tongue"

meaning, "I'm going to haphazardly slurp at you for half an hour and you better like it"

Today a first timer to seeing sps (maybe true who knows) was ok-ish but was lying back on the bed while I posed and teased a bit before joining him, then he crooked his finger to get me to go to him. Not a major no no but I did it back to him and then just gave a little laugh.  Others may not be bothered by that kind of thing but I am.

I'm not even working today and clients are annoying me.

I hate the ones who think you will rearrange your plans just to suit them. Had to tell a guy repeatedly I don't work Sundays until he said 'Come on meet me tomorrow for 1 hour it will b good im genuine and just want to have a lot of fun you wont regret it .could b regular thing'. Well, now you're blacklisted for pushiness.

Another guy who I saw once (and had already annoyed me in the booking by calling me bossy when I asked him to scooch down on the bed so I had space) had sent a text on a day my work phone was off, asking my schedule for the week. I didn't see it, so he had taken it upon himself to drive through to my city today hoping he could see me. I replied and he responded saying if he'd have known my schedule he wouldn't have come. Why make the journey without a booking? 

I had a client last night who was chewing gum during foreplay ... vile... anyway I suggested he takes it out & I thought he?d put it in a tissue by the side of the bed. Today I find that he actually stuck his chewn gum to the bottom of my packet of baby wipes  vile disgusting bastard