" Does anyone think I overreacted?  I could literally scream."

No way and I think you were more than patient with him. Very odd behaviour indeed from him.

 I have also had two long term clients asking for a booking on credit.  My answer was a firm no and will always be that way no matter if I saw them a hundred times.  If they can not afford to pay on arrival they should not be booking at all.

+1. Some girls seriously worship their clients to the point they even do it for no extra charge.. I think some girls even do it for something small, like  an extra 20 or something. Personally an extra 20 quid isn't going to make much of a dent in my bank account for me to even consider linking a punters shitty asshole where shit comes out but each to their own.

I rim some of my clients but ONLY if they're clean & if they're not clean then I tell them so, I hate having to tell grown men to wash, cringe, but its got to be done! I would rather rim a clean bum than have sex tbh, each to their own...Sorry for slightly going off topic.

Don't arrive clean enough...gross!

I found AW clients far cleaner than sauna clients and there's shower cubicles in the sauna rooms as well!
I swear some of them turn up dirty on purpose, and especially when they are spotlessly clean everywhere else barr their cocks, mmmmn suspicious...

Had a guy today who messaged about my profile, that he couldn't see me until end of Feb and could he have some pics from my private gallery  Don't think so hun.

Does anyone know how I can see how many emails a client has sent on AW? I saw something about this on another thread but can't find it.

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I think you?re only able to see this if they have an alias? I might be wrong though. X

I switched my phone on this evening to find a text from a client giving me life advice this morning!!

I met him once, he got very overly attached and I've ignored all his future texts since.

"Hey, part of me really wants to come and see you again but you have prob blocked this number so prob just talking to no one which is prob for best.
Saw you are working all week during day, guess you quit your office job? Be careful, don't end up in this situation where this kind of work is your only option. X"

The things that irritate me simply just irritate me and most ridiculous shit they say is water off a ducks back, but this left me absolutely furious.     

Melissa
How patronising is that , it would put me off him as a client  very quickly 

Oh Sugar, I was furious. I told him how dare he text me with life advice, I?d ignored his texts for a reason and to never ever contact me again. I didn?t get a reply so hopefully he?s got the message now!
Unbelievable to think he actually thought that sort of message was going to go down well. 

"Hey, part of me really wants to come and see you again but you have prob blocked this number so prob just talking to no one which is prob for best.
Saw you are working all week during day, guess you quit your office job? Be careful, don't end up in this situation where this kind of work is your only option. X"

I LOVE replying to cunts like this.
"Thanks for the info. Can I ask what companies you've worked for as their [social media/outreach/acquisition/customer serveice] manager? I'd really like to exchange experience."

Inevitably it turns out I've held a more senior role than them. Oh what a surprise.

I know this is really really pitty but I hate it when client critique the hotel room. I don?t know why it just
Books my blood. I feel I paid good money for the room, if the bin/wall paper/size of the tele isn?t too your liking it not my problem.

I also hate it when they spit/drool when giving you oral then comment on how let you are

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ewww yes, I hate it when they proper spit on you. I find it so gross  lol