I had a whole load of expensive stuff in the bathroom and I walked in to someone giving themselves a mini facial with it all!

For this reason I've bought some cheap face towels and put them in a little metal wire basket with a brown parcel label tied to it saying 'use me ' so it's clear for those who have to navigate what to use and what not to use. They can then wipe what they like on one then put it in the laundry basket. Wash with detol and voila   thrown them after they have been washed and used a second time or they get tatty.

I provide ample baby wipes in both bedroom and bathroom, and there's always, y'know... AN ACTUAL SHOWER AND CLEAN TOWELS PROVIDED. But no. Always with the makeup wipes!

Text me asking if they can ask me a question. If you were actually genuine, surely you'd just bloody ask instead of asking if you can ask 

I have had this, I just say "Sure no problem" then make a note next to their name that they're paranoid, but keep the contact info.

LMAO!!! Once I had a guy who literally sat next to me while I was deleting his phone number.
Well i deleted him from contact list, got him back from text history when he left and saved under paranoid prick.

I don't do texting so what really annoys me are callers who
1. call me then put the phone down when I answer,
2. give me the silent treatment
3. ring it once then hang up
Because I know 99% of the time these calls will be followed by a text asking 'u available' some even commit the cardinal sin of then sending me
the ? text.

Had this one last night : after the booking was finished, we said our goodbyes etc, I open the door for him to leave, then the moron stops in the middle of the doorway and says: so do you always work from this hotel? 
Will never see the idiot again.

I don't do texting so what really annoys me are callers who
1. call me then put the phone down when I answer,
2. give me the silent treatment
3. ring it once then hang up
Because I know 99% of the time these calls will be followed by a text asking 'u available' some even commit the cardinal sin of then sending me
the ? text.

+ 1
I think it's because my profile says "call me".
I had a few of those fuckers hang up and then finally call me again (once they realised I wasn't going to reply to their moronic text). I just bluntly said "nope, not seeing someone who hangs up on me"
Guess what ? Bad signal... Phone died... Someone walked into the room... Oh and of course the tunnel... I'm always amazed by all those tunnels suddenly appearing in my town, bloody hell seriously?!

Had this one last night : after the booking was finished, we said our goodbyes etc, I open the door for him to leave, then the moron stops in the middle of the doorway and says: so do you always work from this hotel? 
Will never see the idiot again.

I've had numerous people call in the lobby for the lift and room number. I refuse the booking!

Guys trying to finger you in the arse during doggy without asking and without any lube. Also charge extra for this.