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Justine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1965 on: 02 September 2017, 04:21:52 pm »
Quote from: DaisyDuck on 02 September 2017, 10:38:34 am
At the end, after taking forever to dress, deciding to show me photos of their kids/holiday/motorcycle/whatever on their phone.

I'm smiling politely but inside screaming I DON'T GIVE A FUCK GET OUT!

Ah yes this is so true. I just think if it were in reverse and they were keen to get home/back to work etc and we started to show them photos of our pets or holiday scenery, they would not like it at all and would be bored as fuck so why do they make us suffer it?  ::)

There is one man who has often showed me the photos of the latest civvy girl who is hot and has seduced him and I have to put on an interested face while thinking shut up and go!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1966 on: 02 September 2017, 04:47:57 pm »
Quote from: Justine on 02 September 2017, 04:21:52 pm
Ah yes this is so true. I just think if it were in reverse and they were keen to get home/back to work etc and we started to show them photos of our pets or holiday scenery, they would not like it at all and would be bored as fuck so why do they make us suffer it?  ::)

There is one man who has often showed me the photos of the latest civvy girl who is hot and has seduced him and I have to put on an interested face while thinking shut up and go!

I once had a client I saw once. Once! He then sent me a picture of a girl he met and started seeing to explain why he wasn't going to book me again. Wtf????!!!!
And one month later he called to apologise and book. Yeah it didn't happen.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1967 on: 03 September 2017, 10:30:35 pm »
Clients who insist on making me cum first ... :FF

Me (whilst nodding my head) "are you ready for a condom?"
Client "what makes you cum? I want to make you cum first" 
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1968 on: 04 September 2017, 12:06:00 am »
Then there are those men who keep telling you they really want to please you and make you cum yet they can hardly bear to put a finger tip on your bits and if they do give oral it lasts for about 30 seconds. Useless!

On those occasions I either do a bit of faking or just tell them I am happy and turned on just pleasing them (which is usually still fake I know).

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1969 on: 04 September 2017, 03:34:08 pm »
I'm lucky in that a few of my clients make me cum but I need to feel relaxed with them. If they expect me to cum then puts pressure on me and uneasy so not gonna happen.
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« Reply #1970 on: 04 September 2017, 03:47:31 pm »
I am a terrible actress and no client can make me cum as I don't give that side to myself only to my boyfriend.

I make it clear to client in a nice way that ( I am not in love with you to cum plus I can't fake it) they drop. I've now put in my profile.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1971 on: 04 September 2017, 03:56:28 pm »
No man in my life so no problem enjoying myself sometimes. I cannot fake it either.
Some guys get obsessed about making you cum and get competitive with other clients. One guy was trying so hard to make me cum I just said sorry it ain't gonna happen. He then asked me to fake it so I tried but found it really embarrassing and made me uneasy. He seemed happy though.
Maybe it's to do with porn that they need to hear us being vocal.
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« Reply #1972 on: 04 September 2017, 05:37:38 pm »
If they keep persisting to mar me cum, I tell themthe only way I cum is by using my toy.
Then I get to just use my toy on myself whilst they use their hands on themselves  ;)
Win win!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1973 on: 04 September 2017, 06:03:26 pm »
Quote from: Iloveginandtonic on 04 September 2017, 05:37:38 pm
If they keep persisting to mar me cum, I tell themthe only way I cum is by using my toy.
Then I get to just use my toy on myself whilst they use their hands on themselves  ;)
Win win!

I use this trick too with the toy if they are hopeless at using thier fingers. One yesterday was making me laugh out loud because he was doing a fast movement.  Saying to cum almost like magic. I couldn't stop laughing as he reminded me of one of those concrete drills. :) I had to amuse myself at his lameness in bed.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1974 on: 04 September 2017, 11:02:11 pm »
A new one for me - had a guy come and go, no issues. Then he texted asking me to delete his number, messages and phone log history as he's going through a difficult separation and wants to be discreet. What does he possibly think will happen? I assured him I would never contact him unless he contacted first, but he still didn't want his number to be on my phone as he's being 'ultra cautious'. Does he think a private detective is going to seize my phone?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1975 on: 06 September 2017, 03:31:36 pm »
Probably been said before but ignoring my parking suggestions so they get themselves lost, then make out as if it's my fault   :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1976 on: 06 September 2017, 05:57:04 pm »
Using my expensive makeup wipes to clean their dicks on  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1977 on: 06 September 2017, 06:26:46 pm »
Quote from: Lady_G on 06 September 2017, 05:57:04 pm
Using my expensive makeup wipes to clean their dicks on  :FF

I had a whole load of expensive stuff in the bathroom and I walked in to someone giving themselves a mini facial with it all! :FF

For this reason I've bought some cheap face towels and put them in a little metal wire basket with a brown parcel label tied to it saying 'use me ;)' so it's clear for those who have to navigate what to use and what not to use. They can then wipe what they like on one then put it in the laundry basket. Wash with detol and voila :)  thrown them after they have been washed and used a second time or they get tatty.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1978 on: 06 September 2017, 06:58:57 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 04 September 2017, 11:02:11 pm
A new one for me - had a guy come and go, no issues. Then he texted asking me to delete his number, messages and phone log history as he's going through a difficult separation and wants to be discreet. What does he possibly think will happen? I assured him I would never contact him unless he contacted first, but he still didn't want his number to be on my phone as he's being 'ultra cautious'. Does he think a private detective is going to seize my phone?

I have had this, I just say "Sure no problem" then make a note next to their name that they're paranoid, but keep the contact info.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1979 on: 06 September 2017, 11:03:50 pm »
Quote from: Lady_G on 02 September 2017, 02:59:49 pm
Horrible, slobbery reverse oral, where you can feel their saliva running down your arse crack, up your bum and soaking the bed. HATE IT!  :-X

This doesn't bother me so much until they say 'god, you're soooo wet'. No, no I'm not, well not turned on wet anyway. I'm wet because you've just emptied the contents of your mouth on my vagina.

Still, I'd rather they slobber over my vagina than in my mouth  :-X
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