Licking/kissing through underwear. I'd like to keep using that ta, now it has to go in the wash!

Pester for a booking.Had a client who claims to have seen me years ago asked for a booking today,this was at 3:30pm,advised him I was fully booked today but could do tomorrow.
He replied going on about how he was only in Leeds for one day and he had been really looking forward to seeing me..
I advised him that maybe next time he knows he is coming to Leeds on business he could give me the heads up the day before or in the morning.
He then asked if I could let him know if I had any cancellations which i agreed to do and said he wasn't sure if he would have had time to see me so didn't prebook...so how can you expect that I would be available guaranteed enough to look forward to seeing me.
Anyway I didn't respond and an hour later he texted again saying 'I take it,it's not looking good for me?'
This pissed me off..I said I'd let him know if I had a cancellation,no need to check..the whole thing just smacked of nattering because he just assumed I would be able to see him and was annoyed that I actually couldn't.
I do understand that some clients can't plan ahead but you surely know at least a few hours in advance that you are going to another city and you may fancy a punt.So you would have the brains to at least make a prelimanry enquiry and not then act all surprised and hurt when your chosen sex worker is busy when you call half way through the actual day.

I absolutely hate this. If they're wanting to book you so bad, why not arrange in advance? I have one guy who always calls wanting short notice bookings and most of the time I can't do it. He moaned that I was too hard to get hold of and I said I'd be more likely to be able to see him if I have notice. He then said 'I get horny and just want to see someone straightaway'.  Fair enough, but if there's a specific person you're after wouldn't a bit of forward planning do you good?

Jessie, I wouldn't want to see that guy again. Red flags!

Problem is I have finally gone independent so need to build up my client base.
If he persists to be a pain will drop him once I get enough regulars.

Licking/kissing through underwear. I'd like to keep using that ta, now it has to go in the wash!

This pisses me off especially when you have one pair on tour in hotel for one night. Then have to go commando

Just had a guy message asking if I could see him today for an hour and a half, fine, I ask him what time he wants to book and he comes back with "I'm free all day so what time suits you" I check my diary and offer him 2pm, shouldn't be a problem if he is free all day right?? Nope!
"I would prefer earlier but if you only have two I can try and rearrange some things" 

So you're not free all day at all, just tell me the time you wanted in the first place ffs.

No patience for clients like this same as the ones that won't give a length of booking immediately.If they can't give a timr or length of booking pretty much straight away then no more coms from me,just timewasting.Same as the ones that ask if you are around in the evening and say they will get back to you..they rarely do,just tyre kickers.

When the booking arrangements seem to be going fine on the phone then I ask how long they would like to spend with me,

er about an hour or so is what I hear next. 

I politely tell them they need to be rather more specific and this can weed the genuine from the dodgy. It may seem trivial to some but I think if a man does not know the duration of his booking we are not getting off to a good start.

The worst ones are those who reply "for as long as you will have me".
That screams time waster anyway so I just jokingly say I'm not in charge of their finances. Funny how they often suddenly decide to check their diary and call back later. Of course they don't.

One cheeky fucker once told me it's not just about the money, it's also about good company. I replied yes of course, and then I asked him "SO HOW MUCH MONEY WILL YOU HAVE TO SPEND ON MY COMPANY THEN?" Moron.

"I would prefer earlier but if you only have two I can try and rearrange some things" 

So you're not free all day at all, just tell me the time you wanted in the first place ffs.

I had someone who said once,"I have a few free hours and I can come and see you today" (it was a lie by TW)

Goofy ones at least sort your teeth out scrubber.