I always ask them to ring when they are in front of x landmark and half the time they ring from behind it or to the side of it or across the street from it looking completely the wrong way and seem to struggle when I ask them to turn and face it..

Random clients calling me to get my flat number while  still sitting in their stupid car! The parking is literally 20 seconds away from mine. Even my confirmation text repeats that they need to park first (please!) and call me once they stand next to "xxx". Still once in a while I get the "hello I'm here" and there we go with me repeating the whole thing over and over again. 

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I often wonder why "some" of these awkward men are so rubbish at taking the simplest instructions whilst other men are perfectly fine.  I could never figure it out.

Ugh, need to vent.

Had a client book 9pm for an hour, seemed fine on the phone. He called a few minutes after 9pm to say he had an emergency and could come at 10pm. Was a bit annoyed, but wanted the cash as it hasn't been the best day and he sounded genuine and apologetic and thanked me for understanding. He then called at 10pm to say he was on his way and I said that's fine, but I need to be done at 11pm and would want the fee for the full hour. Then texts to say he would feel rushed, and that he wants to cancel. I turned down so many enquires for that slot, am so pissed off.

I think the most what piss me off clients want to know everything. For example some clients went to living room because wanted to know how many person is here. Wtf.

Tell him he can't go in your living room because you've got a load of bouncers ready to throw him out if he misbehaves lol   

Ugh, need to vent.

Had a client book 9pm for an hour, seemed fine on the phone. He called a few minutes after 9pm to say he had an emergency and could come at 10pm. Was a bit annoyed, but wanted the cash as it hasn't been the best day and he sounded genuine and apologetic and thanked me for understanding. He then called at 10pm to say he was on his way and I said that's fine, but I need to be done at 11pm and would want the fee for the full hour. Then texts to say he would feel rushed, and that he wants to cancel. I turned down so many enquires for that slot, am so pissed off.

This is the thing which makes me go grrrrrr!!! and more than just a bit annoyed!  They wait until they are due to knock at the door and then text (never call when it happened to me) to say something came up and they can not make it. They do not get a later booking and probably not get a booking at all after pulling that stunt.

 

I've just had to dump/block one prospective client. I did what should've been the simplest thing yesterday, place an ad with some details about myself, the things I do and the things I don't. First of all he wants me to dress up all fancy type thing, high heals, short skirt/fishnets and makeup type thing, then to insult me even more he asks if I can get my cock hard. I'm thinking wtf??? My ad stipulated that one, I dress to blend as any other wowan would, not to stand out and secondly that I'm post op. Really hate it when people can't pay close attention to what's in front of them 

Have a conversation about booking and then as an afterthought ask?

Where are you?

I'm tempted to say on the moon it's happened so often this week. I mean a small detail like location, easily overlooked right 

Not important at all to check where I am first, no just annoy me by asking 

When they ring and say "I'm at such and such a station, can I come now?" and I say yes that's about 15 mins walk. 20 mins later they text saying they got in a cab and now it's stuck in traffic and they'll be another 20 mins