1. When I give them a description of my house (eg 4th door on the right, red door) and they ask what number... If I wanted to tell you the number I would have just said!!!

2. Emailing on a weekend when my profile states I'm not working, presumably reading my out of office which states it's an auto response and then replying telling me how much they want to see me that day

3. Putting their hands over my ears while I'm giving a blow job, then getting huffed that I haven't heard their request for something

4. Coming to see me on my time of the month when I explain on my profile that area is out of bounds and still trying to finger me, getting miffed if I try to stop them or freaked it there's blood!

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Putting their hands over my ears while I'm giving a blow job, then getting huffed that I haven't heard their request for something

Hahahaha!!! So annoying! Especially with wet hands after touching me or themselves

Hahahaha!!! So annoying! Especially with wet hands after touching me or themselves

Worse than that is clients that want you to suck their cock and have you talk dirty to them..errrrr not quite sure how that works all at the same time!

Sometimes when doing doggy waiting for the guy to get his cock in but he has problems getting it in or worse feel it against my arsehole.
They say sorry wrong hole but wonder how many are genuine.
This happened with an ex of mine although we had a few drinks before and I shouted out wrong hole.

I find new clients who think nothing of sending us several texts on Sundays (when the mobile is off for most of us) and then badgering us when we don't reply.

Have they never thought that we might need time out from our job and we don't run a 24/7 hotline?

These new ones really do not spare us any thought or consideration.

If we know the hairdresser or takeaway is closed we don't think to bother them so why should it be any different for us.  It really does annoy me sometimes.

I find regulars are worse for this.I take my number off AW when I am not working.I accept that some newbies will have got my number from other directories and probably (like alot of them) won't have read my working hours.
However it really pisses me off when regulars who know full well text me about a booking or send an enquiry even admitting they know I'm off!

Probably said by others before me but when a man wants a booking asap and I say eg. I am not free until 2.30 then he asks can he come at 2pm!

 I reply no because I have a booking at 1pm for an hour and he then says so why can he not come at 2pm?

So one is leaving and I am unwashed and my room is a bit of a mess, but the other one wants to come straight in. Not likely! Maybe some women work like that but not me.

I get this all the time and I then have to explain that back 2 back bookings don't happen with me as I need to wash, fix the room etc and then they are like "ahh got you", their little brain stops their big brain from working!

When they breathe.