They may be hoping we will offer them bb if we are their first escort or first ever shag x

Me neither!He didn't end up confirming his booking in the end oddly!

Tell them you charge virgins extra because it's hard work dealing with them. See how long they are a virgin for. 

Brilliant!!

Punters that think they really really like you "as a person" when I know full well that it's their full balls making them think that way.

Also long term punters that disappear off the face of the earth and never had the courtesy (sp?) to say goodbye!!

Punters who keep asking me to do the three things I don't do: Orgasm, kiss, anal!! I have a rule now - any punts that ask me for one of those things more than three times (different visits) gets banned. I put something descriptive as their contact name on my phone, so I know when "Always asks A", "Wants to snog" "Big cock" and "Hard work" ring, I ignore them lol.

It just shows you how clueless about sex and woman's bodies that clients are; how can you possibly ask a SW if she'll cum for you?!! I mean jeez...Or the ones that as soon as they start touching you they ask 'why aren't you wet yet' because they expect you to be wet just at the thought of having sex!!! Some of these men are in their 60s and probably been having sex for the past 40 odd years and they know nothing about a woman's body!!

lol I think men think our bodies work in the same way as theirs and that if you keep pumping we'll just eventually cum like they do. I hate having that pressure (even in my personal life) when guys keep asking you to cum. If it happens, it happens but it definitely won't if you keep demanding it.

Yes agreed, they are also so impatient & take it personally when you don't cum after they have been digging for gold inside of you for all of 2mins!! lol

They way they think that EVERY SW can squirt & again they use the same technique as I mentioned above & do not listen when I say I can't squirt so I end up just peeing on them in dribbles & they think this is squirting & they look so proud of themselves after this!!

I know alot of girls think that we should teach them to use their finger's correctly but as we all know they just don't listen which is a major 'thing they do to annoy'!! And not reading profile & they looking hurt/shocked when I say 'No I don't do Anal' or 'No you cannot tie me up'; they make you feel like you've cheated them in some way & on more than one occassion I've pulled my AW profile up in front of them and said 'Look+Read' and they look pretty sheepish & apologise!!

They like to make out that they have an oh-so-top-secret job!! If it was so top secret then why mention it?! Fantasists lol

First post she says a little nervously  Hi all ..  but Ive been reading and enjoying for ageeessss so I just had to put something... What annoys me is .. . I hate being messaged a day   before a meet with "Do you have... " ... hmm last one .. Silk Kimono.. the one previous.. tights.. not any old tights red cream.. ?! blue .. gusset .. cuban heels ..  as if I keep a stock in !! I do keep a certain amount in but im not Love Honey .com.  When you say well it may be a little difficult to get some at this late notice  they message back in disbelief  oh there on such and such a site.. ..  Unbelievable  but I guess  its there "little fantasy" .

Ha ha nice one Catlin I will try that I have bought some of the items in the past if enough notice and I can use them afterwards for meets or photo shoots but some are plain ridiculous    I also hate when they start faffing about with money scrating  about  as if they hope you will say oh forgot the last ?10 ! I stand there patiently smiling away ( while thinking oh carry on ive got all day not)  while they are digging deep for what they make it look as if its  there last fiver lol the richest most well dressed too are usually good at this

Just some wanking material, looking at your text.  Block.