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Emma_C

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1380 on: 21 October 2016, 09:21:38 pm »
When you text them after they've left a voicmail saying "thanks but I'm not available" they then text "what for good"? Why would I reply if I'd quit escorting...I've got dates up on my website etc. I dont understand it  ???

KittenCandy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1381 on: 21 October 2016, 11:21:25 pm »
Or when they ask if you are available at a certain time and when you are not they rudely put the phone down..instant block from me.No need to be rude.What's wrong with 'Ah that's a shame hopefully another time bye?'
Or when they ask what time I'm available knowing full well what time will and won't work for them so when I give a time  they say they will call back but don't  ::) why is it so hard to just call and ask if I'm available at the time they want ? Hanging up is even worse . Cave men. Glad I wasn't available at the time that suits cuz who knows how rough and man beer pig they would have been like in person. Just start barking from now on seeing they don't understand English . I Think they speak dog.

meetingdiversity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1382 on: 21 October 2016, 11:26:38 pm »
When clients are told not to repeat x,y and z several times during finding me. They do it any way more like a Mili second attention span some have seriously.Even after saying they won't do a few times.

Emi787

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1383 on: 22 October 2016, 07:23:22 am »
I swear most men don't read a single word on the profiles, they must just look at the pictures and then look straight at your phone number  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1384 on: 26 October 2016, 11:24:37 am »
I have a semi regular that leading up to his bookings he sends VERY long emails full of detailed requests (He's a bdsm client) I don't mind one lengthy email but he sends one or two a day, full of links to porn or specific stockings or shoes that he'd like me to wear,

He is soooo specific it takes all the fun out of it for me and him. Then I get a VERY long email this morning picking through the bones of yesterday's session! 'This was good' 'That wasn't quite right' etc

FUCK OFF  :FF

lmao you've got a control freak on your hands! :D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1385 on: 27 October 2016, 10:14:30 am »
Shoves his fingers in me (without asking), feels my sponge, and then demands that I take it out!

I tried to deny that there was anything in there at first, and that didn't work, so then I told him flat out that if I took it out I'd bleed all over the bed. His response to that was, "But why??"  :FF

I'll have to be stricter about avoiding fingering during my period in future...

Lucie268

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1386 on: 27 October 2016, 11:50:38 am »
Shoves his fingers in me (without asking), feels my sponge, and then demands that I take it out!

I tried to deny that there was anything in there at first, and that didn't work, so then I told him flat out that if I took it out I'd bleed all over the bed. His response to that was, "But why??"  :FF

I'll have to be stricter about avoiding fingering during my period in future...

lol these men skipped biology class. I remember getting my period when I was with a client and he started freaking out that he'd hurt me.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1387 on: 27 October 2016, 12:03:18 pm »
My pet hate is when they go in drop their pants and lie back and say suck him. No interaction at all just expect you to suck them For a half hour or hour. I like some interaction x

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1388 on: 31 October 2016, 10:48:05 am »
Making a sales purchase then using it as an excuse to bombard me with emails every few days telling me how much they love it.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1389 on: 31 October 2016, 05:48:23 pm »
Why do people insist on calling me baby? It makes me want to vomit. I'm not their baby and even my boyfriend of 5 years doesn't/wouldn't call me baby, let alone some geezer I'm never met calling me it on a first ever message.

meetingdiversity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1390 on: 31 October 2016, 08:40:57 pm »
Why do people insist on calling me baby? It makes me want to vomit. I'm not their baby and even my boyfriend of 5 years doesn't/wouldn't call me baby, let alone some geezer I'm never met calling me it on a first ever message.

They are slezzy like the majority of them. Everyday men in my experience act nothing like clients, it brings out awfulness behaviors.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1391 on: 03 November 2016, 03:08:18 pm »
Come in drunk and take ten minutes to figure out how to use the shower at the start and end of the booking!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1392 on: 03 November 2016, 07:46:43 pm »
Breathe, Book Me, Leer at me, Ask very fuckin personal questions like 'Does your Mum know you do this? Do you have a Boyfriend; what does he think of you doing this job? "Well unlike you I don't pretend to the person I love that I'm away to play golf coz he knows my job is just that; a job & knows that the sex I have with him is REAL SEX WITH EMOTION & he never fingers me, infact boys on the outside don't stick their fingers inside you so why the fuck do Punters??,! I really really need a break atm as i'm tensing up when they go down on me & I look down & see a head full of grey hair and I wanna vomit; I barely even masturbate atm because all the creeps' faces that I serviced that day go thru my mind & I'm instantly turned off!!! God I HATE clients; imagine sleeping with someone who just wants your cash & then also expects you to like them!! Deluded. Men that pay HAVE TO BELIEVE WE LIKE IT AS THEIR EGO'S CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Clients are rarely streetsmart (Wide if ur an Edinburgh chick) at all; God I'm in a fucking belter of a mood today & all because of a Ginger 2 faced lying Gimp that needs to pay beautiful women to go with him, I'd hate to be an uncool giy & lets face it cool guys don't pay 😊😊
X From Scottish Sexpot X 🕯🎉💓😗

meetingdiversity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1393 on: 03 November 2016, 08:09:15 pm »
When regulars expect to be your friend texting non related to bookings. I definitely wouldn't choose clients for friends it's the wrong sort. Clients act funny they wouldn't be frantically wanking on the bed before she joins him. Yes when clients do that I think gross. Clients play with their dicks like I care. There are a lot of desperate strange men out there only prozzes get to see. Because they wouldn't dare to in public the weirdos. It makes me cringe writing about this yuck yuck and more yuck. Some clients make me cringe inside when they touch me they are so disgusting.

Let's see how this one turns out at 10pm.
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mature helen

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1394 on: 03 November 2016, 08:33:36 pm »
Breathe, Book Me, Leer at me, Ask very fuckin personal questions like 'Does your Mum know you do this? Do you have a Boyfriend; what does he think of you doing this job? "Well unlike you I don't pretend to the person I love that I'm away to play golf coz he knows my job is just that; a job & knows that the sex I have with him is REAL SEX WITH EMOTION & he never fingers me, infact boys on the outside don't stick their fingers inside you so why the fuck do Punters??,! I really really need a break atm as i'm tensing up when they go down on me & I look down & see a head full of grey hair and I wanna vomit; I barely even masturbate atm because all the creeps' faces that I serviced that day go thru my mind & I'm instantly turned off!!! God I HATE clients; imagine sleeping with someone who just wants your cash & then also expects you to like them!! Deluded. Men that pay HAVE TO BELIEVE WE LIKE IT AS THEIR EGO'S CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Clients are rarely streetsmart (Wide if ur an Edinburgh chick) at all; God I'm in a fucking belter of a mood today & all because of a Ginger 2 faced lying Gimp that needs to pay beautiful women to go with him, I'd hate to be an uncool giy & lets face it cool guys don't pay 😊😊
Yes they do, I like a lot of my regulars that's why I've let them return and if I hated prossying as much as you do I would give it up. No amount of money would be worth doing a job I hated.