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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1365 on: 02 October 2016, 10:18:07 pm »
This is why I won't go to private homes on outcalls!

(And also why I don't have guests at my own home! I'll admit - my house is grim!)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1366 on: 04 October 2016, 10:37:10 am »
Clients who don't understand post codes...
Had a client call from Staffordshire to come to Birmingham for 10.30am today I asked him to get into Birmingham as near to my BXX post code as he can. He calls me from B34 so not too bad and I give him my postcode which he puts into his satnav. Now my post code has a 0 in it BXX 0XX I emphasise its a zero not an O anyway client calls at his booking time to say he is in a cemetery I asked what post code he put in and yes he put an O instead of a zero..Why don't clients know post codes have a number and two letters at the end and not three letters.  :FF

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« Reply #1367 on: 04 October 2016, 05:43:14 pm »
Guys that talk like Ali G, all this street talk shit, why oh why do some people speak in this stupid way? It puts me off straight away. I work in bloody Essex not Kingston Jamaica! I have a few West Indian friends and they don't speak like this!
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« Reply #1368 on: 04 October 2016, 06:17:53 pm »
I've got one guy like that. Every sentence ends with "innit". Like "I'm gonna lick ya pussy girl innit!" He is Asian though so I guess he gets a bit of a pass!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1369 on: 04 October 2016, 06:24:28 pm »
I've had a few clients who want us both to pose in the mirror like, 'look at us together'. It's pretty creepy. Fine if you want to use the mirror because it's hot or whatever but demanding me to look too is weird.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1370 on: 04 October 2016, 06:40:36 pm »
I've got one guy like that. Every sentence ends with "innit". Like "I'm gonna lick ya pussy girl innit!" He is Asian though so I guess he gets a bit of a pass!
I don't give anyone that speaks like that a pass, it's ridiculous whoever you are. My daughter said some silly street thing once, I think the look on my face said it all.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1371 on: 04 October 2016, 06:56:36 pm »
Just for laughs, I like to try to imitate it. "Yeah I'm down wiv da kids bruv!"

I once said to my son "Wagwan" and he just went "Oh god mum, no. Just stop"  ;D ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1372 on: 04 October 2016, 07:17:02 pm »
Just for laughs, I like to try to imitate it. "Yeah I'm down wiv da kids bruv!"

I once said to my son "Wagwan" and he just went "Oh god mum, no. Just stop"  ;D ;D
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« Reply #1373 on: 14 October 2016, 07:58:00 pm »
Just for laughs, I like to try to imitate it. "Yeah I'm down wiv da kids bruv!"

I once said to my son "Wagwan" and he just went "Oh god mum, no. Just stop"  ;D ;D

Wagwan lmao i nearly spat my drink out hahaha  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1374 on: 14 October 2016, 08:16:10 pm »
Ok this is what I hate ...when they lay on the bed on their backs and hold their legs apart as if suggesting I lick their arse which I'm not doing , I always think they look like a baby wanting their nappy changed. Or doing that thing we/I did when I was little , hold your ankles and roll around like a triangle !
I just think they look really dreadful , especially as I don't offer rimming or anything like it .


Apart from one guy who wanted my covered vibrator up his arse ,he'd never done before and was insistent even though I said it might hurt/ be uncomfortable, oh no 'Mr Macho' said " oh I'll be fine just give too me blah blah blah"plus it's not exactly a big vibrator in fact it's like average life size...lubed up got it past the first sphincter kept checking he was alright , then he was screaming " quick get it out , GET IT OUT " seriously about an inch and a half in" What a Pratt he nearly shit himself ha xxx

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« Reply #1375 on: 15 October 2016, 04:46:35 pm »
Ok this is what I hate ...when they lay on the bed on their backs and hold their legs apart as if suggesting I lick their arse which I'm not doing , I always think they look like a baby wanting their nappy changed. Or doing that thing we/I did when I was little , hold your ankles and roll around like a triangle !
I just think they look really dreadful , especially as I don't offer rimming or anything like it .


Apart from one guy who wanted my covered vibrator up his arse ,he'd never done before and was insistent even though I said it might hurt/ be uncomfortable, oh no 'Mr Macho' said " oh I'll be fine just give too me blah blah blah"plus it's not exactly a big vibrator in fact it's like average life size...lubed up got it past the first sphincter kept checking he was alright , then he was screaming " quick get it out , GET IT OUT " seriously about an inch and a half in" What a Pratt he nearly shit himself ha xxx

Oh shit Mr Macho lost his macho status ... How is going to live with that  ;D ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1376 on: 19 October 2016, 04:08:56 pm »
I know this is an old one but when a potential client asks can I have some details from your ad I can't help it my hackles go up instantly. I'm polite but my tone automatically stiffens as I refer them to my website!

I had a query like that just know. He seemed very taken that I didn't reel off my whole profile  ???. Sometimes I do give basic info but usually I just do not have the patience (and if they can read my number they can at least read the basics too!)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1377 on: 21 October 2016, 12:03:13 pm »
Those who call and hang up after only one ring followed by a text asking if I'm available. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1378 on: 21 October 2016, 12:07:54 pm »
Or when they ask if you are available at a certain time and when you are not they rudely put the phone down..instant block from me.No need to be rude.What's wrong with 'Ah that's a shame hopefully another time bye?'

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1379 on: 21 October 2016, 05:36:50 pm »
When they ask advice on setting up as a male escort, I've had 2 lately ask me this. They are very pretty guys and I tell them I'm sure the male clients will love them, they soon change their mind.
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