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Nora batty

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1350 on: 28 September 2016, 12:57:09 pm »
Turning up with huge cold sore on booking, expecting a full service.

He was taken aback at my distant NO CHANCE.  When I inform him it's highly contagious he's not concerned. 

No service given, lecture was free.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1351 on: 28 September 2016, 03:49:00 pm »
bahaha nostril tongueing! That's probably a thing somewhere - for someone!

I have met this someone, and he ate what he found, i'm not squeamish but the words ''sick fuck'' spring to mind. Only met him twice, thank god.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1352 on: 28 September 2016, 05:30:47 pm »
I have met this someone, and he ate what he found, i'm not squeamish but the words ''sick fuck'' spring to mind. Only met him twice, thank god.

OMFG!!! That is all!!! :o
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1353 on: 01 October 2016, 12:57:20 pm »
OMFG!!! That is all!!! :o

Yep...'sick' is indeed the word I would use. Nothing else would cut it. I couldn't be in the presence of that man.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1354 on: 01 October 2016, 01:48:57 pm »
Bin sitting within an arms reach, still drops used condom and babywipes on my new carpets  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1355 on: 01 October 2016, 04:01:11 pm »
Daughter took me shopping, we got back and were unpacking when my door buzzer goes off, thinking its a random delivery for one of my neighbours I put my head out of the back living room window (I've a first floor flat and I won't buzz in strangers) and there was a man I didn't recognise so I shouted down '"Yeah?" Guy turns around looks up at me and shouts up "Are you working?" I'm taken aback but in a flash I put on my pissed off bitch face on and I shout back "No! at the same time as giving him an arm gesture to 'go away' He could see I was pissed that he'd turned up out the blue so says apologetically "I tried to call you but your phone was switched off"  :FF Really? Wouldn't the fact that its Saturday and my phone is switched off be enough of a hint that I'm not working?.

Thankfully my daughter knows what I do but under different circumstances it could have been a problem for some.

What a selfish twat!.  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1356 on: 01 October 2016, 04:07:57 pm »
Daughter took me shopping, we got back and were unpacking when my door buzzer goes off, thinking its a random delivery for one of my neighbours I put my head out of the back living room window (I've a first floor flat and I won't buzz in strangers) and there was a man I didn't recognise so I shouted down '"Yeah?" Guy turns around looks up at me and shouts up "Are you working?" I'm taken aback but in a flash I put on my pissed off bitch face on and I shout back "No! at the same time as giving him an arm gesture to 'go away' He could see I was pissed that he'd turned up out the blue so says apologetically "I tried to call you but your phone was switched off"  :FF Really? Wouldn't the fact that its Saturday and my phone is switched off be enough of a hint that I'm not working?.

Thankfully my daughter knows what I do but under different circumstances it could have been a problem for some.

What a selfish twat!.  :FF

Jeezo! The stupidity of people is staggering! No wonder you were pissed off!! That could have ended very differently! X

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1357 on: 01 October 2016, 04:36:35 pm »
Bin sitting within an arms reach, still drops used condom and babywipes on my new carpets  :FF

New carpets or not, why the fuck do they do this?? I can only imagine their mother/wife has them trained to believe that whatever gets dropped magically and mysteriously disappears into the ether...

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1358 on: 01 October 2016, 04:44:45 pm »
New carpets or not, why the fuck do they do this?? I can only imagine their mother/wife has them trained to believe that whatever gets dropped magically and mysteriously disappears into the ether...

This is a fair point, there's no excuse. I marched round to the other side of the bed and thrust the bin under his nose, he seemed to get the message...I do often wonder how some people live when they leave the bathroom looking like a storm has hit it or they just dump their stuff everywhere despite me offering a place to hang stuff up...

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1359 on: 01 October 2016, 04:56:30 pm »
I do often wonder how some people live when they leave the bathroom looking like a storm has hit it or they just dump their stuff everywhere despite me offering a place to hang stuff up...

Finding out the answer to this one a few times too many is what made me stop doing outcalls to private dwellings ;D.

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« Reply #1360 on: 01 October 2016, 05:01:59 pm »
Finding out the answer to this one a few times too many is what made me stop doing outcalls to private dwellings ;D.

I've been fairly lucky with outcalls to homes with exception of the time I had to have sex on a very squeaky sofa bed, if they guy hadn't been so lovely I'm not sure I could have gone through with it!  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1361 on: 02 October 2016, 12:11:09 pm »
Finding out the answer to this one a few times too many is what made me stop doing outcalls to private dwellings ;D.

It is shocking how some people live, like that one episode of Friends where Ross gets a girlfriend and her place looks like a dump and he's like "It's like the end of time and all that exists is garbage!" that was a recent booking for me I think he was a hoarder or something the place stunk,thankfully the bedroom wasn't too messy but stunk of cigarette smoke all I can remember is that strong smell of smoke and the sound of daytime TV the rest is a blur of sights I'd rather forget.

It's not like the guy was in bad health he could easily get off his arse and clean up,thankfully don't seem to get many outcalls to homes anymore it's usually an incall in my apartment or a hotel room.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1362 on: 02 October 2016, 06:06:57 pm »
This has been my experience of outcalls in private houses. Really dirty. One guy I've seen a couple of times seems to have a thing about toiletries i.e he doesn't seem to have thrown any away for ten years. They are covered in thick dust and paint bits everywhere (flaky paint) and the shower is covered in mould. I had a good inspection when sitting on his loo  ;D It was well gross. It makes my weirdo vibe go off, stuff like this.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1363 on: 02 October 2016, 06:52:10 pm »
This is why I won't go to private homes on outcalls!

(And also why I don't have guests at my own home! I'll admit - my house is grim!)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1364 on: 02 October 2016, 08:20:47 pm »
I think I've been pretty lucky, I've only been to a couple of outcalls where I didn't want to touch anything.

TBH I'm shit at housework and if I didn't have a cleaner you'd all be saying the same about me!
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