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Kendall

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1320 on: 19 September 2016, 11:42:06 pm »
Me- you can't smoke in my flat
Him- why?
Me- asthma
Him- oh okay no bother *proceeds to get out baggy and rack himself up a line* :FF

Just An Escort

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1321 on: 20 September 2016, 03:39:36 pm »
This afternoon I had this client who I'd seen before, when he was about to pay he said "I've got credit with you" I was a bit confused by what he meant by that - "last time I had to pay ?10 extra because you didn't have change" I just pointed out that I have no way to keep track of that, would've told him before I never give change and that the fee is as agreed and also that every client could say that and they can't prove it! He begrudgingly paid my full fee - and was fine in the booking - cheeky bugger though!
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katrina

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« Reply #1322 on: 20 September 2016, 10:34:30 pm »
This afternoon I had this client who I'd seen before, when he was about to pay he said "I've got credit with you" I was a bit confused by what he meant by that - "last time I had to pay ?10 extra because you didn't have change" I just pointed out that I have no way to keep track of that, would've told him before I never give change and that the fee is as agreed and also that every client could say that and they can't prove it! He begrudgingly paid my full fee - and was fine in the booking - cheeky bugger though!


I don't really see what's 'cheeky' about it, surely he wouldn't make it up that you hadn't given him change last time?

What's ?10 in the grand scheme of things anyway  ???
« Last Edit: 20 September 2016, 10:36:07 pm by katrina »

Fabulassie

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« Reply #1323 on: 21 September 2016, 12:47:10 am »
We discussed having correct change on here recently. A few of us believe that you should either charge multiples of 20, or have a couple of tenners lying around for change. I think it's a bit cheeky to assume that a client won't want their change.

Nia Hope

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« Reply #1324 on: 21 September 2016, 03:48:31 pm »
Has been said a million times but guys that put through booking requests randomly! I keep my booking diary locked but just had an email.
'Hi, I have some free time tomorrow and just tried to put a booking in and says you're not available?!
Says in your blog you're around all week?'

I sent a passive aggressive email back. Do any girls really accept bookings like this?  :FF
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« Reply #1325 on: 21 September 2016, 04:51:02 pm »
Has been said a million times but guys that put through booking requests randomly!

Same here, I have blocked my availability on AW because I received random booking requests, despite me plastering "PLEASE CONTACT ME TO CHECK MY AVAILABILITY BEFORE SENDING A BOOKING REQUEST" all over my profile and in my FAQ.

The best ones are the guys who would ask on Monday "what's your availability on Friday" and then I don't hear from them all week. Friday comes and they want a short notice booking. When I tell them "sorry but now I am already fully booked" they are getting annoyed. Do they really think that I will keep all Friday free for them just because of a random email they've sent me 4 days earlier?  :FF

Nia Hope

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« Reply #1326 on: 21 September 2016, 04:57:49 pm »
Same here, I have blocked my availability on AW because I received random booking requests, despite me plastering "PLEASE CONTACT ME TO CHECK MY AVAILABILITY BEFORE SENDING A BOOKING REQUEST" all over my profile and in my FAQ.

The best ones are the guys who would ask on Monday "what's your availability on Friday" and then I don't hear from them all week. Friday comes and they want a short notice booking. When I tell them "sorry but now I am already fully booked" they are getting annoyed. Do they really think that I will keep all Friday free for them just because of a random email they've sent me 4 days earlier?  :FF
I'm with you! I tell them I'm always fully booked a week ahead, they say ok I'll ring next week, they ring I'm fully booked a week ahead  :FF
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Wailing Banshee

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« Reply #1327 on: 22 September 2016, 10:36:08 am »
I'm with you! I tell them I'm always fully booked a week ahead, they say ok I'll ring next week, they ring I'm fully booked a week ahead  :FF

Yesssss, this. They ring wanting to see me in like 30 minutes, when I explain I need a little more notice they say they understand and ask when free. Of course they ring again on whatever day expecting me to be ready for them in 20 mins and say but you said you were free then.*sigh*

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« Reply #1328 on: 22 September 2016, 11:21:13 am »
They talk about you climaxing the whole time, then when you do, they say tell me when you are  ??? Flippin clueless lol

Nia Hope

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« Reply #1329 on: 22 September 2016, 02:04:26 pm »
They talk about you climaxing the whole time, then when you do, they say tell me when you are  ??? Flippin clueless lol
I think they expect you to shout and scream like in porn  :FF
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Luciexx

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« Reply #1330 on: 22 September 2016, 02:25:23 pm »
The best ones are the guys who would ask on Monday "what's your availability on Friday" and then I don't hear from them all week. Friday comes and they want a short notice booking. When I tell them "sorry but now I am already fully booked" they are getting annoyed. Do they really think that I will keep all Friday free for them just because of a random email they've sent me 4 days earlier?  :FF

Are you sure this isn't a TW?  Mine is definitely a TW. I got someone similar to this.  I am assuming that he's just wanking over it. I gave my phone number on Monday with loads of emails since but no call. 

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« Reply #1331 on: 23 September 2016, 10:12:43 am »
Yep had two last minute formal bookings on AW recently.  They were all last minute i.e. 45 mins. prior to the time they wanted.  Think the timewasters and fantasists come out more in the summer weather too.  I am quite certain they are just larking about and wanking off throughout.

Also about half the formal bookings I do get are without an accompanying email.  Surely it is manners courtesy and respect otherwise it just looks like they are making some kind of aggressive demand on us.

Courtesy does seem to be a dying phenomenon at times!

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« Reply #1332 on: 23 September 2016, 05:35:10 pm »
I've not been working today as not feeling too great. My work phone is off, my number isn't showing and my availability diary is up to date but that doesn't seem to make it clear that I may not be available. Six 'I'm in the area if you're free now" texts later and several missed calls, he still doesn't have a clue. I've only just put him out his misery.

I had a booking with him the other night which was a first and great fun, now beginning to think he's just going to be a massive nuisance.  ::)

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« Reply #1333 on: 23 September 2016, 05:38:33 pm »
The ones who make Vague appointments. Won't and can't confirm appointment types. Trying to make life difficult. Especially the ones I have seen before who become too comfortable and feel like they don't have to make a simple effort to make an appointment to see you.

For example a gent I had seen before asked me at 10am on a Monday if I was available at 3.30pm later in the afternoon? to which I replied yes.

Never heard anything from him till 2.30 pm when he asked can I park in the same spot? At this point my mood had changed and decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. He thought it was a good idea to just turn up and knock on my door even though he hadn't heard from me, hanging about for a good 10 mins.

After a few phone calls trying for another chance needless to say I will Not be seeing him again. I never give them the chance to show me what else they are capable of doing after the first time.

Or the one who made an appointment for 5pm then later said he was not sure if it will be 5, okay fine.  I then said to him just let me know an hour to 5 if you are going to make it or not. Didn't hear from him till 5.42pm phone was off but I can still tell who called at what time. I was already enjoying myself elsewhere. You snooze you loose.

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« Reply #1334 on: 23 September 2016, 05:49:36 pm »
Oh, yes! In London and in Manchester, clients are generally very prompt. They say a specific time and are usually on time. Other places they're always saying "I'm about a half hour away... I'll make my way over to you and give you a call." or "Are you available lunchtime? Send me your postcode and I'll call you when I'm in the area."

WTF?