Katrina, you beat me too it! I was gonna complain about nipple biting. I recently had my nipples pierced and i tell all clients that they are now super sensitive. Since saying this, i have had 4 biters!! Monday one old guy really fucking hurt me! I genuinely dont understand their mentality

They want to make our nipples hard. They think they're like penises and they can arouse us or something.

Those that deliberately try to overstay as if he's entitled or he would need to come twice, leaving me to ask an awkward question "would you like to extend our booking?"

When their cocks are dripping with cum and I have to hold a cupped hand underneath to avoid it getting all over the sheets.

"Do you get off on this?" whilst riding them trying to get them to hurry up & cum because time is running out. What a stupid time to ask that question.

If you want them to pop faster just say that you get off on it with him because his cock feels so good. Feeding an ego is usually the fastest way to results in that position.

A client booked a long booking today.  He arrived on time, was a good client so far.  Half hour into booking his phone goes andnhensaysnhe needs to check in case it's work.  It's the wife!  So he gets a fit of the guilts and asks for a massage.  2 mins later he says he can't go through with it is it ok if he leaves.  Totally fine with me he can have a partial refund for the time he's not used.

He gets dressed, I give him his money and walk him to door,where he decides he wants a grope and snog. So I ask if he would rather stay.  No he's going.  So off you pop then, but not this idiot  he lingers and lingers and lingers and as I finally get him out the door goes in for another snog. So I issue the ultimate cock flop method and say, isn't your wife looking for you.

You gave him money back? Sod that off, he booked your time, its up to him whether he stayed or not

If you want them to pop faster just say that you get off on it with him because his cock feels so good. Feeding an ego is usually the fastest way to results in that position.

yes I realise this & said "absolutely" blah blah. He'd already popped anyway & it was second go. It's just sometimes they have microexpression of guilt & I wonder if they worry they are forcing me but daft time to question it. 

I don't mind nipple biters as long as its not in the vain of chewing like they're a piece of steak. I think I've only had a very few be too much when it comes to biting. I do like them pinched n twisted hard though so maybe it's just me. Clit biting sounds godawful!!!

What's truly annoying me at the moment is guys calling or texting and making a booking then ten minutes later saying they've changed their mind. Or saying they've wanted to see me for ages and want a booking then when I say okay when, how is tomorrow? They say they can't for a week or so due to this or that. Well then, why are u wasting time now when you know you're not able to see me? Just call when you actually can. I really, really don't see the point of messing about for the sake of it. I don't need a weeks warning that you might book me, you might not, in fact you probably never had any intention of doing so in the first place I'm which case you'll be waiting until Armageddon and into infinity cos you never gonna see me boy!!! I had one the other day tell me he wanted to bring his father along for a double suck off for dad's B-Day and would I do it and swallow? He was very expressive about wanting me to swallow as another girl had not. It went on a bit and I could tell he was just wasting my time which is a shame as I'd love a father son duo booking. Annoying really.

I hate it when they call and I can't understand a word they're saying. May it be cos of a foreign accent or simply mumbling or not talking loud enough. Makes me feel like I'm deaf or being rude in the case of someone with a non English accent. I seem to be getting lots of calls from Italian men lately and whilst I find them perfectly easy to understand in person, on the phone I'm struggling. Actually I don't even think they sound very Italian on the phone. Strange one that. Especially as I was around Italians lots in my youth and at one point knew how to speak a bit myself. I guess it shows how old I'm getting. Or maybe it's just my shit mobile!!!