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KittenCandy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1185 on: 21 July 2016, 06:54:02 pm »
Oh as soon as the session is done, I leave them to get dressed alone, this I find tends to sort the lounging on the bed talking shit to drag out the time. Noting like sitting in a dark boudoir surrounded by sex toys to bring home to man, just how out of place he is.

I do this if i am working in a flat. I go into the living room and leave them in their but when in a hotel I don't know where to go . I sometimes sit there counting the amount of clothing they have on and how many they still have left. "Ok, so he's got trousers on, only shirt, socks and shoes left to go (breathes deeply) ok, so he now has one arm in, one more arm, then socks and shoes. One socks on, just one more sock then shoes. Argh, one shoe left aaaaaaaaaaand he's gone ;D ;D For some reason I barely get this anymore though. They don't seem to stick when putting on clothes and hope it stays that way. Maybe it's cuz I look stressed when they take too long. One client told me that lol. Guess how i feel inside shows on the outside cuz I really can't help it.  ???

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« Reply #1186 on: 06 August 2016, 06:46:41 pm »
Emails giving less than 2 hours notice when I say 2/3 times on my profile a minimum of one hours notice from calling. I often don't show my number but my booking procedure is clear  :FF

This happened today. I'd given up around 6pm and went for a nice relaxing bath only to return at 6.30 to an email both on AW and elsewhere requesting 7pm  :FF

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« Reply #1187 on: 15 August 2016, 06:06:14 pm »
Contact me on dating sites saying things like, "You look familiar, are you an escort," or, "I've seen you on AW." Great, thanks for telling me you know where I work. Now I know not to consider you as a date.

And contacting me on a dating site after meeting me as a client, to say they had a great time when we met. I wouldn't message my hairdresser on a dating site and thank them for my recent haircur or my dentist for my latest check up!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1188 on: 15 August 2016, 09:59:04 pm »
Contact me on dating sites saying things like, "You look familiar, are you an escort," or, "I've seen you on AW." Great, thanks for telling me you know where I work. Now I know not to consider you as a date.

And contacting me on a dating site after meeting me as a client, to say they had a great time when we met. I wouldn't message my hairdresser on a dating site and thank them for my recent haircur or my dentist for my latest check up!
I had this today off snapchat.
I said "10/10 for observation" he then asked for a booking and I told him "No, I will never see a client who thinks it's okay to message me saying I know you're on AW"

He then tried to apologise and say I'm beautiful and all that stuff. I blocked him. I've had it on Facebook too, I'm not sure what they are trying to achieve, or whether they are trying to scare me which fails! I always give a sarcastic reply and they soon understand I couldn't give a shit if they knew who I was haha!

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« Reply #1189 on: 15 August 2016, 10:15:07 pm »
I would prefer them to say if they've seen me on any other sites (non paying ones) as someone could have posted up my details on them without my knowledge. The escort/client situation would still apply though, so can't see a problem really.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1190 on: 15 August 2016, 11:11:32 pm »
Contact me on dating sites saying things like, "You look familiar, are you an escort," or, "I've seen you on AW." Great, thanks for telling me you know where I work. Now I know not to consider you as a date.

And contacting me on a dating site after meeting me as a client, to say they had a great time when we met. I wouldn't message my hairdresser on a dating site and thank them for my recent haircur or my dentist for my latest check up!

I had one 'super' like me on tinder so I got a notification it was him, why can't they just leave us alone when it comes real life

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« Reply #1191 on: 16 August 2016, 01:10:58 pm »
I had one 'super' like me on tinder so I got a notification it was him, why can't they just leave us alone when it comes real life

They just have their fantasies about being in our inner circle and knowing all our secrets or something. Maybe a power thing too like the clients who make threats to out you.

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« Reply #1192 on: 17 August 2016, 12:03:19 pm »
The constant need to ask if I my breasts were as large when I was at school. Please don't indulge me in your schoolgirl fantasies!!

Along with How old were you were you when they developed?

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KittenCandy

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« Reply #1193 on: 17 August 2016, 12:51:31 pm »
I had this today off snapchat.
I said "10/10 for observation" he then asked for a booking and I told him "No, I will never see a client who thinks it's okay to message me saying I know you're on AW"

He then tried to apologise and say I'm beautiful and all that stuff. I blocked him. I've had it on Facebook too, I'm not sure what they are trying to achieve, or whether they are trying to scare me which fails! I always give a sarcastic reply and they soon understand I couldn't give a shit if they knew who I was haha!

And this is the reason why I hesitate to do online dating  ??? That and also the fact that my face is out there for anyone to see and that I'm lonely ;D ahaha aaaaaaand also why I refuse to indulge in any social media. Even the pics my friend has up of me on Facebook I want taken down. But designer how did he get your snapchat ? Have you got it on your work phone?

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« Reply #1194 on: 17 August 2016, 01:00:33 pm »
It annoys me when they call half an hour before the booking time to inform you they have arrived but will wait. Go away! I'm watching loose women! X
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« Reply #1195 on: 17 August 2016, 01:05:32 pm »
I know this has been mentioned a lot of times already. You know clients seemingly not wanting to leave after the booking or them taking too long to get dressed , but I think I'm getting a bit too unreasonable about this. Like even if the client is still chatting two minutes past the end of booking I get irritated, even if he is nice, even if I enjoyed the booking. Do you think I'm over reacting maybe ? Like seriously sometimes it just 2/3 minutes over run and I just feel like shooshing them out with a stick cuz I honestly don't like clients hanging around when the duration of the time they've paid for is up but to feel this way after only 2mins. I think I have a problem. As I said, it's not like I didn't enjoy the company of the client or we didn't get on, as I can understand if I didn't and wanted them out asap. You know? Like I had a booking with a client who I didn't really like and he was just laying on the bed naked with his phone chit chatting. Not sure if he thought cuz he booked for 7 but arrived at 6:40(with no apology for showing up early) that his booking was going to continue till 8 rather that 7:40? ::) then on top of that kept on talking whilst I was about to open the door to let him out so I had to continue closing the door so he can finish speaking as don't want neighbours to hear. Eventually I had to shout "Just Get Out" at him.  ???

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« Reply #1196 on: 17 August 2016, 01:17:23 pm »
I know this has been mentioned a lot of times already. You know clients seemingly not wanting to leave after the booking or them taking too long to get dressed , but I think I'm getting a bit too unreasonable about this. Like even if the client is still chatting two minutes past the end of booking I get irritated, even if he is nice, even if I enjoyed the booking. Do you think I'm over reacting maybe ? Like seriously sometimes it just 2/3 minutes over run and I just feel like shooshing them out with a stick cuz I honestly don't like clients hanging around when the duration of the time they've paid for is up but to feel this way after only 2mins. I think I have a problem. As I said, it's not like I didn't enjoy the company of the client or we didn't get on, as I can understand if I didn't and wanted them out asap. You know? Like I had a booking with a client who I didn't really like and he was just laying on the bed naked with his phone chit chatting. Not sure if he thought cuz he booked for 7 but arrived at 6:40(with no apology for showing up early) that his booking was going to continue till 8 rather that 7:40? ::) then on top of that kept on talking whilst I was about to open the door to let him out so I had to continue closing the door so he can finish speaking as don't want neighbours to hear. Eventually I had to shout "Just Get Out" at him.  ???
Anything over 10 minutes annoys me but by 5 minutes if they are slow I start tidying up turn the music off et, some take the absolute piss though and I'm not a clock watcher but have my limits, one guy took so long last week I had to straight out say that he had to go as I'm busy.
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« Reply #1197 on: 17 August 2016, 01:22:29 pm »
Anything over 10 minutes annoys me but by 5 minutes if they are slow I start tidying up turn the music off et, some take the absolute piss though and I'm not a clock watcher but have my limits, one guy took so long last week I had to straight out say that he had to go as I'm busy.

See that's the thing. I'm pretty sure I can manage 10 minutes but I fear if I entertain the after booking chit chat they would take the piss and it will go past 10 minutes and it will be even more difficult for me to get them to leave.  ??? I don't want them getting too comfortable after the booking cuz they take the piss.

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« Reply #1198 on: 17 August 2016, 01:26:02 pm »
See that's the thing. I'm pretty sure I can manage 10 minutes but I fear if I entertain the after booking chit chat they would take the piss and it will go past 10 minutes and it will be even more difficult for me to get them to leave.  ??? I don't want them getting too comfortable after the booking cuz they take the piss.
It's up to you but 10 minutes is my ultimate limit, I think 2 minutes is wishful thinking? Is it just an annoyance or that you do bookings close together? I leave an hour between clients so 10 mins is acceptable to me X
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« Reply #1199 on: 17 August 2016, 01:33:31 pm »
It's up to you but 10 minutes is my ultimate limit, I think 2 minutes is wishful thinking? Is it just an annoyance or that you do bookings close together? I leave an hour between clients so 10 mins is acceptable to me X
Maybe I'm just so used to them either leaving couple minutes before or bang on time that 2 minutes over time annoys me. It's one thing if they are in the shower or getting dressed that's absolutely fine but when they are just there chit chatting it pisses me off. Like why are they talking when they should be getting ready to leave? I leave half and hour between bookings.