So far, the most annoying stuff i've come across:
-pushing bareback, anal etc when they know perfectly well i do NOT do that. What on earth makes them think I'll change my mind?? What??
-trying to rub their bare dicks on my fanny, and when i tell them off they make this hurt little baby's face and say 'but i'm not putting it in'
-being drunk/high on drugs. Why the hell would they hire an escort when they know perfectly well they're too drunk/high to even get it up, let alone cum?? One such charmer kept trying to put his limp shrimp in me, and when it wouldn't work (pushing rope...yeah good luck with that) he'd act surprised and say 'why wouldn't it go in?hmmm that's strange'.and try again.and again.and again.
Another genius booked me for an outcall; I got to his hotel and he was so drunk he couldn't even stand up. It then turned out he didn't have cash, so he offered me his credit card. I really wanted to ask him where should i swipe that, between my butt cheeks?..he then managed to find half the fee, I cancelled and as I was leaving he threw up all over the floor.
-Slobbering all over my face.i can barely keep myself from recoiling.
-putting tongue/finger in my ear.instant berserk rage!!
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