Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him....   errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it"....

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

clients like this...
mails me saking when i'm free, unfortunately for him i was literally leaving on holiday the following day so had nothing.  he then starts texting, where are you, what do like type questions.  i refer him back to the profile saying if you read my likes, my profile etc you're going to see quite clearly all the answers to the questions your asking.
following morning while i'm finishing my packing i get several texts from the guy saying how hot i was, can wait to see me yadda yadda yadda.

now i had by this point saved notes reminding myself of his number (in case i'd forgotten to block) that he seemed to be a little needy and felt like a timewaster.

get back from hols and the mail starts almost right away.  is there an alert these people can see when you're online?  hey how are you? good holiday? any white bits? can't wait to see you...

i reply saying yes i'm home, holiday was great thank you, are you wanting to make a booking?

thought i'd give him the benefit of the doubt.  his feedback is good, so maybe i was a little harsh as he'd plycked up the courage to contact me and i knocked him back for my holiday... shouldn't have bothered

lad makes the booking, i text the area and where to call me from, and then he starts with the "so hot, can't wait" type texts, finally texting "are you horny"

now i hadn't responded since sending the area, but this one i was like "sorry, i don't play text tennis or do sex chat via text as already explained in my profile, we can chat and get horny when you arrive"

he then cancels as he thinks "we won't work out, i thought we were pals!"

 

I hate it when a Client wants to have a shower together. Argh Chances are we probably won't actually be showing just playing with the water and soap on our bellies. neither of us would want to squat and wash our asses now do we? I for one would not be squatting washing my pussy in front a client so the only thing that gets washed is my tits so if having a shower together is an attempt to make sure I am clean you have failed big time, if it's because you just want to explore, you would soon find out that there is nothing special about showering together, not only do you soak down my bathroom because you are incapable of doing anything properly, you piss me off before I even jump in bed with you. Trying to look sexy in the shower is not what I want to be doing. So not a good start. Just quit this shit, have your nice shower and come back to bed so we can fuck and you can get the fuck out. Arghh

I don't think it's always them being dumb some of them just like playing games. They want you screaming down the phone so everyone can hear you or running around outside looking for them.

Quote from: mature helen on 12 December 2015, 08:05:42 am

Quote from: Shewolf on 11 December 2015, 10:59:59 pm

Quote from: mature helen on 11 December 2015, 03:03:15 pm

Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him....   errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it"....

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?

He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?