I have noticed that I have grown very good at pretending since escorting, because most clients I see all do something to annoy me but they never know it.
My biggest pet peeve is when clients call me when I clearly state that I am text and email only. I have classes, so I can't answer the phone all the time and when my phone is constantly ringing all the time it distracts me from class and booking appointments in class through texts.
I swear 80% of clients can't read. I am outcall only, yet so many men who contact me expect me to be incall or get a hotel room for us.
I also hate hate hate when men try and barter for a lower donation. And they pull a line like, "cmon baby do it for me" as if I liked them and wanted to have sex with them THAT badly that I would give them a discount. I am a person, not a loaf of bread on sale at the grocery store.
Bad fingering is the worst, and some men just don't know how to do it whatsoever. You would think that men that old would have some experience but most just think brashly shoving a finger up there is gonna instantly make me cum, and speaking of cumming. I hate when clients expect me to cum and say "I really want to make you cum" so they go on forever and hold in their orgasm just because they are trying to make me cum. I know we are supposed to be selling a fantasy, but in reality it's just work for us and I think most of you will agree that it's very hard to cum with a client, and most of the time I don't want to cum with a client because it'll sortof cross the line between work and reality for me...if that makes sense. I only try and cum when I'm having "real" sex with a partner outside of work.
I also hate when potential clients pester me with a ton of questions through email or text when inquiring about my services. The basics like what I offer, donation, my schedule and stuff like that are fine but then some of them want to just get some dirty talk for free out of you or badger you to lower your rate and it's just so annoying. I hate having my time wasted, so I usually stop responding if they keep asking irrelevant questions like what I'm wearing and if I'm horny. They act like I'm just sitting by the phone eagerly waiting for them to reply and they are the only person I'm talking to. I have other people I'm trying to book and that's why I can't be aswering their dumb questions.
Second biggest pet peeve and last one on my list, is when clients just don't respond after leading you on. I don't know if it's just that they chicken out or what but it's happened to me so many times. Like, they will ask to see me and we book an appointment. I get all ready and waste my makeup and gas going to their location, they respond and everything right up until the moment I am outside of their place and then I can't get a hold of them! I text, call, email and nothing! And then some of them have the nerve to message me back the next day saying things like "sorry about the other day...can you come see me now?" ugh!!
Oh, just remembered another one. When clients ask to stick it in without a condom. Now, I know some ladies offer this service for an extra donation which is fine, but it's just not something I am comfortable with. To me, wearing a condom protects both the client and I from any unwanted accidents. So when they ask and I say no, some clients keep asking and asking and offering a higher donation. Are they really that stupid? They know I'm an escort right? Do they realize how many men I have been with? Now, I don't have an STD but in my mind if I were a client I wouldn't want to stick it into a woman who has been with multiple partners just to be safe! And I wouldn't want to get her pregnant either. I swear some of these guys don't think.
Haha. I guess it seems like I'm a really easy person to annoy but in the end it's work and everyone gets annoyed at work (;