I know it's not his fault but one guy I see has a REALLY bent willy. Not his fault, but what really annoys me is that he doesn't seem to know how to use it and always wants positions which makes getting it in really tricky.
It's like some sort of bent elephant in the room. Neither of us ever mention the bendiness of the willy- I try and suggest other positions and try to guide it in but it's so hard when it bends in the opposite direction of my vagina but he doesn't move or declines my suggestions and suggests more equally unworkable places and positions.
Today we moved from the sofa, over the bathroom sink, over the windowsill, doggy, missionary it was all fumbley and this damn thing pinging in the wrong direction!
It's like he is totally oblivious to a cock so bent if it was a banana it'd be outlawed in the EU!