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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1665 on: 04 May 2017, 11:49:53 pm »
Email you or even call and then ask how do I go about booking you...er do you think the number or email address you contacted me on might just be a way? ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1666 on: 04 May 2017, 11:53:33 pm »
Email you or even call and then ask how do I go about booking you...er do you think the number or email address you contacted me on might just be a way? ::)


Funnily enough these types very rarely book and if they (eventually) do they are even more annoying than their pathetic ways of communicating  :FF :FF :FF 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1667 on: 04 May 2017, 11:55:38 pm »
Whats worse is the guy who emailed me on AW this evening asking how to book me has actually seen me before and left me a field report so no not just timewasters...actual clients whose brains have epic failed them! :D

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« Reply #1668 on: 05 May 2017, 12:00:51 am »
Whats worse is the guy who emailed me on AW this evening asking how to book me has actually seen me before and left me a field report so no not just timewasters...actual clients whose brains have epic failed them! :D


Oh yeah then regs that start acting like cunts as well there's nowt worse!!!!!  ??? :FF :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1669 on: 05 May 2017, 08:55:05 am »
When they email a very vague enquiry such as 'Are you available?'.  or 'When are you free'.  Why don't they go by my Availability diary and just take it from there?  Don't they think it might be just a teensy bit helpful and useful to let me know their name age and ethnicity when enquiring?  Also to outline a time they had in mind?

It is like we have to prize it out of people it really is.  Like we have to do all their organising planning and thinking for them.

Hopeless with communication some of them.  About half of them are like this they need to go to 'Diary Organising Finishing School' lol.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1670 on: 05 May 2017, 09:43:42 am »
When they email a very vague enquiry such as 'Are you available?'.  or 'When are you free'.  Why don't they go by my Availability diary and just take it from there?  Don't they think it might be just a teensy bit helpful and useful to let me know their name age and ethnicity when enquiring?  Also to outline a time they had in mind?

It is like we have to prize it out of people it really is.  Like we have to do all their organising planning and thinking for them.

Hopeless with communication some of them.  About half of them are like this they need to go to 'Diary Organising Finishing School' lol.
Personally I don't need a name.age or ethnicity but I agree that that a time or even afternoon or evening would be helpful from them.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1671 on: 05 May 2017, 11:28:13 am »
 I don't need to know their age (as long as they're over 25) I don't need to know their ethnicity, marital status or any other irrelevent details, if any type of person was excluded I would just say on my profile. What does annoy me when making a booking is when they feel the need to tell me how they don't smoke, don't drink, they work out at the gym, good looking etc as if they need to impress me..chat me up! Its not dating, its a business arrangement so all I need to know is the time/day and duration of booking and preferably if they could address me by the name I use and sign off with theirs (even if its a made up one!) Its really quite simple but *some* try to make it as complicated as possible!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1672 on: 05 May 2017, 01:11:22 pm »
I don't need to know their age (as long as they're over 25) I don't need to know their ethnicity, marital status or any other irrelevent details, if any type of person was excluded I would just say on my profile. What does annoy me when making a booking is when they feel the need to tell me how they don't smoke, don't drink, they work out at the gym, good looking etc as if they need to impress me..chat me up! Its not dating, its a business arrangement so all I need to know is the time/day and duration of booking and preferably if they could address me by the name I use and sign off with theirs (even if its a made up one!) Its really quite simple but *some* try to make it as complicated as possible!!!

I'm trying to imagine me booking an appointment with a professional and coming out with this sort of lame crap.
"Hey babe, you free? I'm in my 30s, curves in all the right places, don't smoke, not married. So can you do me a haircut?"
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1673 on: 05 May 2017, 04:24:48 pm »
I had a client the other day who was really pissing me off, asking if he was my first client of the day as he is 'very selective'. Why the hell is it any of their business? I get that it may come from a place of insecurity, but if it's an issue for you, don't try booking an escort.

I even had one guy saying he wanted to be the first of the day because he thought it would be less likely that he'd get an STI  ??? I asked him if he thought we reset overnight and he said he'd have a lower chance of catching something because she'd have showered in the morning. Sometimes their ignorance on sexual health is astounding.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1674 on: 06 May 2017, 03:56:13 pm »
Getting fed up of punters putting in booking requests without calling first and as I don't work weekends I remove my tel number on Friday night and put it back Monday morning this on my profile in the Q & A's, so why oh why don't punters ever read  :FF :FF..
A punter has put a booking in for today so I emailed him saying I don't work weekends and anyway he'd need to call me before I'd accept a booking, he said he would have called first but I'd taken my tel number down...YES Einstein I have! Because I never work on the weekends!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1675 on: 06 May 2017, 05:33:06 pm »
I get this quite often.

My understanding is, they seem to think if there's a booking, we'll take it no matter what as we will be chasing cash even if we publicise that we would not be available at certain times/ on certain days.  So, consequently, they just assume that we would be available at their beck and call anyway.  My impression.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1676 on: 07 May 2017, 12:11:30 am »
I'm trying to imagine me booking an appointment with a professional and coming out with this sort of lame crap.
"Hey babe, you free? I'm in my 30s, curves in all the right places, don't smoke, not married. So can you do me a haircut?"


Thankyou VC for restoring my humour   ;D

I think what I need to do is set up an auto email reply quoting a dear friends words "Have you got a wallet and a pulse? preferably in that order" If you have I will see you."

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1677 on: 07 May 2017, 08:32:23 am »
How do you identify them if you don't know their name and age?  Strange.

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« Reply #1678 on: 07 May 2017, 08:51:07 am »
How do you identify them if you don't know their name and age?  Strange.

I just.ask them if they've been before so I know whether they need directions or not? I don't need to identify them unless they're somebody I don't want to see and if that's the case I'll have blocked their number anyway :).

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« Reply #1679 on: 07 May 2017, 10:36:43 am »
How do you identify them if you don't know their name and age?  Strange.

Names mean fuck all to me, I normally have anyone I've seen or spoke to saved as 'lovely Irish ow' I find I can put a face and memory to that. I don't think I've ever asked for a name in the 3 years I've been doing this