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Re: They said what???
« Reply #345 on: 01 August 2017, 02:16:55 am »
Fun ones today, first day back on comms after taking a few days off (family bereavement).

"I know you put on your profile that you've just suffered a bereavement, but would you be up for sucking my cock this evening?" (This was the day after I put it up)
*Two days later* "Obviously I was not."

Spent a few days chatting with a client, booking went smoothly, didn't hear anything. A week later:
"Hey, I know I said I'd be back, but I won't be."
"Cool, I'll delete your number."
"I just thought you should know."
"No problemo."
"It's just, you're not my type."
"Right back atcha buddy."
I'm honestly wondering if he's finally clocked I taught him a few years back (uni), because I could understand him getting weird after that.

"So bareback?"
"Nooope."
"Care to explain why?"
"Look bareback takes a certain level of trust, it's not just for my health, but yours too. Different STDs have different periods at which they can be detected."
"Which is why you'll be safe. You're like the other girls who've done it with me."
"If she'll do it with you, she'll do it with anyone. And that's why you'll be keeping it wrapped."

Honest to god, do these guys believe they're the only one a girl is doing bb if she agrees to do bb with them? That's some new level naivety.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #346 on: 01 August 2017, 07:33:04 am »
"So bareback?"
"Nooope."
"Care to explain why?"
"Look bareback takes a certain level of trust, it's not just for my health, but yours too. Different STDs have different periods at which they can be detected."
"Which is why you'll be safe. You're like the other girls who've done it with me."
"If she'll do it with you, she'll do it with anyone. And that's why you'll be keeping it wrapped."

Honest to god, do these guys believe they're the only one a girl is doing bb if she agrees to do bb with them? That's some new level naivety.

Absolute mugs. I had one guy ask for bareback in the booking and I firmly refused, he then moaned that other girls do it. I was thinking, so you've just told me you make unprotected sex a habit and you think telling me that makes me more likely to do it with you?

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #347 on: 01 August 2017, 07:59:23 am »
I've had a client say that in a booking and he looked rather crestfallen when I said 'Thanks for informing me that you often have unprotected sex now you can have oral with a condom as well as a condom for sex or you can leave but I won't be seeing you again after this session,the very fact you are asking me is enough to put me off'.
He ended up leaving early... :)

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #348 on: 01 August 2017, 09:42:45 am »
Absolute mugs. I had one guy ask for bareback in the booking and I firmly refused, he then moaned that other girls do it. I was thinking, so you've just told me you make unprotected sex a habit and you think telling me that makes me more likely to do it with you?

1+.  No civilised or educated reply to these "Douchebags".  "Take your sleazy ass out of my door, immediately"

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #349 on: 01 August 2017, 11:24:20 am »
I have had clients who asked me "I bet you have done the odd bareback though" type of questions. These men take all my powers of keeping calm and diplomatic until the end of the booking.

Men who I may have had several bookings with have then told me of certain sps local to me who have done unprotected and while I have no way of knowing if true (if these women are not advertising it) I stop seeing those men as how do they know she/they have done it? Am not interested in questioning them as to how they are sure but know in my head it is the last time I will see them.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #350 on: 01 August 2017, 12:31:10 pm »
I have had clients who asked me "I bet you have done the odd bareback though" type of questions. These men take all my powers of keeping calm and diplomatic until the end of the booking.

Men who I may have had several bookings with have then told me of certain sps local to me who have done unprotected and while I have no way of knowing if true (if these women are not advertising it) I stop seeing those men as how do they know she/they have done it? Am not interested in questioning them as to how they are sure but know in my head it is the last time I will see them.
I used to do 2somes with a local lady but on one with a regular of hers she went bb I never did another 3some with her after that and advised her to go to the GUM clinic which she said she did but she had been working 30 years on and off and had never had a sexual health check. I find it amazing that someone can take such risks then not even look after their health and her answer of I only do bb with regulars does she really think they only see her.
 

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #351 on: 01 August 2017, 01:33:39 pm »
I'm sick of guys saying it's their first time booking an escort and seeming to think that excuses being a dick so I just advise them to google 'how to book an escort' now. There is plenty of guidance and advice out there for these guys. I think they just say it so they can push boundaries.  >:(
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #352 on: 01 August 2017, 06:04:02 pm »
I'm sick of guys saying it's their first time booking an escort and seeming to think that excuses being a dick so I just advise them to google 'how to book an escort' now. There is plenty of guidance and advice out there for these guys. I think they just say it so they can push boundaries.  >:(

It's a pain in the arse. There's plenty of info out there if they want to do their research, plus I feel like my profile is clear enough with instructions that a newbie shouldn't have a problem. I think it's just an excuse for them to faff about.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #353 on: 01 August 2017, 07:06:35 pm »
He asked my availability for today I told him I don't have any left and then he sent me this shocker.

Not free tonight I need a young girl with bigger tits than my missus she is 26aa totally no tits tonight to enjoy I'll make it worth your while

I replied sorry I don't see disrespectful people.

What else can you say to that?! What an ass!

There is no such sizing as 26aa.  He is an idiot.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #354 on: 01 August 2017, 07:42:10 pm »
Email via AW.

My profile states I work 6am to 8pm and don't do residential outcalls.

Subject:   Read your profile, last minuet enquiry, ?300


Hi, I've seen that your in a hotel in xxx, an I know this is cheeky on two accounts that your status is not set to a sliver [guess a typo for available], and your notes about outcalls.

But my enquiry is this. My apartment is at xxx, close to most hotels, I'm feeling particularly lazy and I'm never a fan of going where they may be CCTV. So would you consider an outcall for 1 hour. ?300. Including OWO, deepthroat, CIM, facial, protected sex. Looking for a very sloppy drooling blowjob, if your ok with that. If you don't get back to me I understand. Not looking to waste your time just a cheeky enquiry. I can call you to confirm I'm not a psycho if you do respond. Time of outcall 00:30 tonight, short notice, sorry.

Anyway thanks for your time.
 
Oh so reassuring to know that you'll "confirm" you're not a psycho murderer by... phoning me.

This was sent at 10 to midnight  ::)
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #355 on: 01 August 2017, 09:28:01 pm »
Email via AW.

My profile states I work 6am to 8pm and don't do residential outcalls.

Subject:   Read your profile, last minuet enquiry, ?300


Hi, I've seen that your in a hotel in xxx, an I know this is cheeky on two accounts that your status is not set to a sliver [guess a typo for available], and your notes about outcalls.

But my enquiry is this. My apartment is at xxx, close to most hotels, I'm feeling particularly lazy and I'm never a fan of going where they may be CCTV. So would you consider an outcall for 1 hour. ?300. Including OWO, deepthroat, CIM, facial, protected sex. Looking for a very sloppy drooling blowjob, if your ok with that. If you don't get back to me I understand. Not looking to waste your time just a cheeky enquiry. I can call you to confirm I'm not a psycho if you do respond. Time of outcall 00:30 tonight, short notice, sorry.

Anyway thanks for your time.
 
Oh so reassuring to know that you'll "confirm" you're not a psycho murderer by... phoning me.

This was sent at 10 to midnight  ::)
Well I hope you were reassured by him telling you he is not a psycho murderer I am sure the Yorkshire ripper would have told you the same

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #356 on: 01 August 2017, 09:42:54 pm »
I tend to be instantly put off when they say on the phone they are fit and a nice guy.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #357 on: 01 August 2017, 09:44:38 pm »
Oh absolutely, I was totally reassured and would have gone to his apartment right away. If only I hadn't already been asleep for an hour when he emailed! I will forever regret missing out on being robbed and/or murdered

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RKitten

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #358 on: 01 August 2017, 11:42:50 pm »
Email via AW.

My profile states I work 6am to 8pm and don't do residential outcalls.

Subject:   Read your profile, last minuet enquiry, ?300


Hi, I've seen that your in a hotel in xxx, an I know this is cheeky on two accounts that your status is not set to a sliver [guess a typo for available], and your notes about outcalls.

But my enquiry is this. My apartment is at xxx, close to most hotels, I'm feeling particularly lazy and I'm never a fan of going where they may be CCTV. So would you consider an outcall for 1 hour. ?300. Including OWO, deepthroat, CIM, facial, protected sex. Looking for a very sloppy drooling blowjob, if your ok with that. If you don't get back to me I understand. Not looking to waste your time just a cheeky enquiry. I can call you to confirm I'm not a psycho if you do respond. Time of outcall 00:30 tonight, short notice, sorry.

Anyway thanks for your time.
 
Oh so reassuring to know that you'll "confirm" you're not a psycho murderer by... phoning me.

This was sent at 10 to midnight  ::)

Do these guys ever read their messages back??? Gotta wonder how some of them approach(ed) women in their dating life.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #359 on: 01 August 2017, 11:48:13 pm »
There is no such sizing as 26aa.  He is an idiot.
Yep. He is indeed.
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