Unusual for me but it has been silly week so far and although I have had a couple of bookings so on track I am losing my patience with the inane emails and texts.

Today I had a man text me with a 2 word question "you free" and I replied that he needed to phone me, but did not expect him to call.  Next text said his phone is blocked. I ignored and then he rang! WTF!

He was already doomed but didn't know it and his next question clinched it "will anyone see me if I come to visit you?"

I had to reply "yes me" and he was hopeless, no clue at my sarcasm so then asked would I give my full address over the phone before he set off. All chance of him turning up was now gone so I heard myself say "yeah fine I am at number 69 in the building which is next to the other building and they are in GetLost Road.

He didn't respond when I then cut him off. 

Who would?  An indecisive man.

Yes hun he was fanny farting around, I used to tolerate it reassuring them. No way now I love being outspoken with the guys. No shy away me. Tell them the score.

Been a bit of a week for stupid questions. Got asked if I was ok seeing a married man. Another one asked if I had condoms and a third asked if he had to bring  his own towel for a shower. 

Quick thinking needed there, I would have been tempted to say no you don't need to bring your own towel but you will need to bring your own water.

 

I had brain fog by that time though the married guy - I just said "just re-read that question back to yourself love" He did not reply!

Client says "It's bad I know but I'm only in town for a family party"
Me: "So what did you say, you're popping out to B&Q?"
Him: HOW DID YOU KNOW

Like what the literal fuck?

He asked my availability for today I told him I don't have any left and then he sent me this shocker.

Not free tonight I need a young girl with bigger tits than my missus she is 26aa totally no tits tonight to enjoy I'll make it worth your while

I replied sorry I don't see disrespectful people.

What else can you say to that?! What an ass!

Text enquiry from a so called 'I'm new and nervous' client..asked if he should do anything in the mean time (he's supposedly coming to see me next week..)
I asked like what and he replied with 'Well I suppose I should be clean when I come to play?'
I replied with 'Seriously do I need to tell you to shower and wash your cock before our booking next week?!?'
WTF?!?

New client phones asking for a role play booking and I say yes fine please give me some idea of which role play. Secretary asking for pay rise one is what he wants and I have done this so many times so no probs. He then asks can we have a lot of dialogue leading up to the sex. Yes of course I say, but he then wants to know if it can be around 30mins of lead up verbal only teasing and then the real hour booking (sex) can start?

Basically he wanted a one hour role play booking but wanted a free half hour first.

I turned him down.

Chancer!! The role play was all about a pay rise so then he's trying to pay less for his booking??!!