Fortunately I don't really get any smelly clients, and those that are not quite as fresh as I would like (e.g. they showered in the morning, but their appointment is at 6 pm after work) can usually just be shown the way to the shower and that works fine.

However I have had a couple of real stinkers.... like really bad. A previous poster said that these type of people are embarrassed about it.... well not in my experience - they don't care. One of them even said that his nickname at work was "Mr. Poo" because he smelled. I said (horrified!) doesn't that bother you? He said no.

I used to try asking this type of very smelly, clear shower avoider please to have a wash first. That didn't work because they would either not wash properly (think only letting the shower water run down their front when they had a dirty bum) or they would shoot you dirty looks, clearly thinking you're trying to waste their paid for time by insisting they have a shower.

So now for the real stinkers (not people that aren't quite as fresh as they should be, but the ones who actually deliberately don't clean and smell of poo) I adopt the following approach: I wrap a tonne of wet wipes round my hand, wipe their bum with it gently (and of course it comes away dark brown) and say politely "I'm sure you must understand I can't play with you when the wet wipe comes away like THIS" and put it really close to their face. I know that's horrible but for some reason all the dirty-bum guys seem to ask for rimming, and they're asking me to eat that! So if they don't like it near their face then why on earth should I? Harsh but it does work and they're off to the shower for a proper wash like a shot.

I luckily don't get many smelly clients. But I had one last week who said he'd already showered at home, but when he got naked his penis stank, so I pulled the foreskin back and almost puked with the amount of dick-cheese around his head. I wiped it away with baby wipes and did my best not to give him oral because I was still gagging on the taste. In 5 years, I've never had anyone smell/taste so bad in my life. It was as if he'd never pulled his foreskin back to clean himself properly before!

I shame these people. Last guy like that I held the flannel up to his face to show him the yellowish smear and said, "Would you put that in your mouth?"

Don't be afraid to offend. They deserve a bit of shaming. If anything, you're providing them a service far more valuable than sex -[/quote


I did that to a young guy a couple months ago wiped his cock cheese off with a wet wipe showed it to him and said 'would you want that in your mouth?' He looked sheepish - i told him to get in the shower i squirted a generous dollop of my femfresh on his cock and washed it my self!

I swear it amazes me how ignorant to thier personal hygiene some guys can be.

There was a another one previous to that who had just come from work had some under arm funk going on wasn't to fresh so I offered him a shower - he refused. His private bits were fresh enough for me to get on with it but his service was restricted in the way i didnt want him cuddling me or my hair getting his funk smell on. So he left me a neautral feed back i just politely explained beneath it that he refused to wash. I'm at a point now where I won't tolerate bad hygiene at all after so many years working 4 of them independent i have become way more assertive there's a number of things I won't put with anymore bad hygiene is one of them.