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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: chanell_xo on 06 June 2015, 09:20:25 am
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I've had enoughhhhhh :FF
I honestly cant comprehend how some clients can not smell them selves.
I had a booking yesterday where I politley asked My client if he could take a shower, he said he already had one so I was just like :o :-X really?!
Anyway I kept telling myself 'its only half hour' come on you can do it. Clothes came off and I began to perform oral... OMG :o :o :o
The stench of poo was so overwhelming. I had to jump up I really couldn't so it..
So grabbed some Vicks and put blobs of it inside My nose ;D ;D (works wonders)
Eventually got through this booking. What makes me so angry is this particular client had this macho macho thing going on and even spoke down to me after the booking.
Don't get me wrong I could never be made to feel shit about what I do but I do feel crappy when a man that can't even clean his ass properly talks down to me
What do you guys do when clients smell bad and refuse to shower?
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Give the money back and send them elsewhere.
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Seriously though :/ I want to insist that they fucking clean themselves when I can smell that they haven't done it properly, but I don't know how. Same with bad breath. I had a client with such a smelly mouth that I could smell it when he breathed heavily when I was blowing him :FF It was an outcall and I had brought my toothbrush to scrub my teeth and tongue. Waste of time! I should have just let him deal with sushi breath! He smelt like he'd been licking his own B.O. stench off his armpits.
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god i know! This is one of my worst bug bears :-X.I should be more assertive and say something but i cant.I just end up suffering through it and then spraying loads of febreze around when they leave!
And save them in your phone as a NO WAY!
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Bad breath is another problem. I get the you don't kiss malarkey
How do you expect me to kiss you? Like come on really?!
I've had booking where despite washing I can still smell them on ME..
It's always the smelly ones that are more demanding.
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I used to use Trebor XXX mints to give that extra tingle when giving a BJ. I usually gave one to clients too, just in case.
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One of the worst things for me is when they have used mouthwash or breath mints but during the booking it wears off and they suddenly have disgusting breath lol
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Why kiss smelly guys...or blow a dirty cock?
Is it fear of a bad review?
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Why kiss smelly guys...or blow a dirty cock?
Is it fear of a bad review?
I think we have to be willing to refund most or all of the money. It also helps if they have a way to rectify the situation - keep a cheap pack of toothbrushes from Primark and if the hello kiss isn't fresh ask them to clean their teeth. If they say they don't need a shower and you know they do say that they should have one. It can be hard to do but the alternative is to say that they don't have good hygiene and refund the money. Yes, it means you don't make money but what can they say, then? And if you would rather have the money than send them away, then you have made your choice.
I will say something about poor hygiene. They are usually embarrassed about it and if they aren't embarrassed by my polite/sweet comment then I outright scold them. I have told guys with cheesy cocks that it is unacceptable. I have declined to kiss guys who smoke 40 a day. If they don't like it, they can go do one.
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One of the worst things for me is when they have used mouthwash or breath mints but during the booking it wears off and they suddenly have disgusting breath lol
Have you noticed it makes it 100 times worst :FF
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Mouthwash works for the first 15 minutes or so on a heavy smoker. Then their sticky mouth reverts to nasty normal and now it's nicotine with mint overtones.
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Why kiss smelly guys...or blow a dirty cock?
Is it fear of a bad review?
A dirty cock can be cleaned off and covered with a condom so that I can handle.
As for the smell I don't make it a practice to ask a client what his arse smells like before perform oral
So half the time I've already started a booking so just keep at it..
If I was really pickey with who I see id probably make no money as I very rarely get any fit guys :(
As for the bad reviewa girls can get them despite trying there very best to please a client so tbh I wouldn't care if I had one or two as I have plenty more positive reviews
Xxx
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For me its the ones who shower down below and STILL come out with BO under arms .... yuck yuck yuck .....
I would rather go down to the cleaned regions and avoid those stinky armpits which rub against you when you cuddle.
What is wrong with these men ?
Personal hygiene are Foreign Words for them :FF
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For me its the ones who shower down below and STILL come out with BO under arms .... yuck yuck yuck .....
I would rather go down to the cleaned regions and avoid those stinky armpits which rub against you when you cuddle.
What is wrong with these men ?
Personal hygiene are Foreign Words for them :FF
That's the thing!!
I believe the vast majority do shower but some don't know how to scrub properly or just do a flannel wash or something... Lol
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Shower or fuck off, it really is simple. Please! Oh and Mr. Poopy Ass would have bee told just what I thought of him and his lack of hygiene. Please, clients like this can go and bugger themselves. I am not having it. Been hoing way too long to tolerate this type of idiocy.
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You could make it compulsory that all clients need to shower and brush teeth (mention it on your ads, in a polite way of course), that way your not singling anyone out.
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For first time clients you never know if they will have odour or not. If they do I just get
through the session and don't think about it, after that I decide I'm not going to see them
I will just block their calls and texts. This rarely happens though but I have done it a couple times :P
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If it's a GFE and they pull that shit I casually mention that no it's fine if they don't want to kiss or have OWO just wash what you want to have fun with then... ;D
If it's PSE then as above, plus rimming - all covered, sugardick!
See how they run to that fucking shower then... ;D
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Kate's great with clients like that, her storys crack me up about dirty clients and her giving them a talking to :-)
I wish I was so brave, the other day someone came to see me and I was like "would you like a shower before we begin" and he was like "no I've had one" and then he took his coat off and you could see his shirt wet and stuck to his back, you could smell his BO as he unbuttoned his shirt!!!! he was asked to shower, and he did, didn't seem to happy but GROSS! and then the SAME BLOODY day (last week) I did a two girl booking and the guy kissed me and I actually threw up in my mouth, luckily having another lady there I was able to remove my face from his and do something else but OMG it was worse than anything I have ever experienced, and then I watched her kissing him and well, apart of me died inside myself and I nearly full scale puked... guys are gross!!! I've never kissed a girl with bad breath
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Even if they have a shower, some of them are in and out in 2 minutes and still smell!! I think they think a quick rinse is
all it takes, and they don't bother to use a bit of showergell (of which I have plenty and I always point out there is!!) and
have a good scrub under their arms and their bits..
You would think grown men would know how to wash properly ::)
And if they think it goes off their booking time, I'd rather go 5 mins over and have a fresh smelling client than having to
put up with a smelly one!
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I INSIST all punters have a shower before we get started. It's on my profile so they know the script. Even at that half of them still don't wash their arse properly ??? They expect us to be spotlessly clean and fresh smelling so why not reciprocate?? Disgusting specimens lol x
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I used to see an old boy who, though he always mentioned how he had "showered specially" for my visits ( :-\ - he was neither infirm or imobile ), evidently ran out of Imperial Leather before reaching the underarm region.
It was a constant vigilance in keeping my wigs well away from the area for the 2 hour duration :(
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Two situacion
do u want take shower?
1. ... ok ... u hear running water out but this is all.... he will give u back dry towel and he is of course dry too
2. i already had one... ok then can u just please was your hands ... u know u touch money etc ....(and looked to you like if u told him stay on your head and jumping on your earls ..)
in one forum somebody post feedback ....like i told him if can wash his hands and he don't understand why because he told me he already have shover. :FF :FF :FF
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There just seems to be some guys have a permanent smell. I had one guy even was happy to have a quick shower before we started and I offered to join him and give him a bit of a rub down while he gets clean and then got myself clean. He seemed perfectly fine after the shower but then we got to the bed and within a minute of him getting on top of me there is this strong stale smell coming from his body and it only got stronger as he got all worked up.
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Something I've noticed about myself... When I had an office job and commuted, I'd wear anti-perspirant every day. Now I'm at home, especially in the cooler months I tend to only wear it if I'm going out and about. I wouldn't say my armpits stink or anything, but there's definitely a stronger natural scent after 2-3 days, even with multiple baths/showers.
So if someone never uses anti-perspirant, isn't great at personal hygiene, and has a naturally high level of body odour too - they are definitely going to honk a bit under their arms.
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Some blokes just don't know how to wash properly.Some have never twigged they need to pull the foreskin back or wash under their ball sack and the pubes.Thankfully I don't often get very dirty guys.The ones with bad breath I'll hold my breath for and keep kissing to a minimum.The guys with a cheesy cock I'll make a big display of getting a baby wipe out wiping it etc so they know there is smega there they can see it themselves and I just won't see them again.One bloke actually apologised and blamed the obvious cheese on it being a warm day.I just looked him straight in the eye and told him it actually takes a few days of not washing for smegma that evident to build up...he left quite quickly leaving me with the full money for an hour..this was a seemingly well educated middleaged man ffs!
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Its down to ignorance with some people.For me if I was going to go and get intimate with someone I'd make sure everything was squeaky clean and I was well groomed.Most decent blokes shower,shave,use deodorant and a drop of aftershave naturally when they get up on a morning and will have a wash on arrival and be normally chewing some gum or sucking a mint when they arrive.Its not rocket science really so I imagine they are just always unkempt and they wonder why maybe their partners don't go near them anymore...
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Fortunately I don't really get any smelly clients, and those that are not quite as fresh as I would like (e.g. they showered in the morning, but their appointment is at 6 pm after work) can usually just be shown the way to the shower and that works fine.
However I have had a couple of real stinkers.... like really bad. A previous poster said that these type of people are embarrassed about it.... well not in my experience - they don't care. One of them even said that his nickname at work was "Mr. Poo" because he smelled. I said (horrified!) doesn't that bother you? He said no.
I used to try asking this type of very smelly, clear shower avoider please to have a wash first. That didn't work because they would either not wash properly (think only letting the shower water run down their front when they had a dirty bum) or they would shoot you dirty looks, clearly thinking you're trying to waste their paid for time by insisting they have a shower.
So now for the real stinkers (not people that aren't quite as fresh as they should be, but the ones who actually deliberately don't clean and smell of poo) I adopt the following approach: I wrap a tonne of wet wipes round my hand, wipe their bum with it gently (and of course it comes away dark brown) and say politely "I'm sure you must understand I can't play with you when the wet wipe comes away like THIS" and put it really close to their face. I know that's horrible but for some reason all the dirty-bum guys seem to ask for rimming, and they're asking me to eat that! So if they don't like it near their face then why on earth should I? Harsh but it does work and they're off to the shower for a proper wash like a shot.
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A few weeks ago I had a client who had a shower at the start of the booking and then later wanted 69. There was a bit of an unpleasant smell but he looked clean so I couldn't really figure it out. After a couple of minutes I was running my hand over his thigh and gently pulled back the skin - you know the crease that runs from groin to hip? As soon as I did this there was an overpowering stink of - I can't even describe it - just totally rank, and there was this stuff, I can only call it 'matter' - white and grey gunk all down the creases on both sides. I couldn't believe he had had a shower and not washed there and it looked (and smelled) like he hadn't cleaned himself properly in WEEKS.
I'm always so worried about bursting the sexy bubble and getting bad reviews so I just gagged a little and carried but with hindsight I really wish I had leapt up and grabbed baby wipes to teach him how to clean himself. Yeurgh! :-X
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Thank god I don't do OWO or kiss! I had a booking yesterday with a very polite and friendly guy. It was obvious he'd had a shower not long before I arrived, as bathroom was soaked, towel wet etc.
But he still smelled. Bad odour from under his armpits. Really bad breath, the rotten teeth kind of bad breath. What do you do then? It's the crappiest situation, because you know that he did try to be clean. The rotten teeth is also not something a mouthwash and brushing will take care of. Apart from the horrid smell, he was a nice person, non problematic, not demnding, sweet guy. :-\
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I don't understand how some come out of the shower still smelling either. It's like they sweat in the shower & then do a wet fart as they come out ???
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I had a guy visit his vile aftershave was so strong and overpowering i changed the bed linen it stunk
#maybe he wore it because he smelt i dont know :-X
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Fortunately I don't really get any smelly clients, and those that are not quite as fresh as I would like (e.g. they showered in the morning, but their appointment is at 6 pm after work) can usually just be shown the way to the shower and that works fine.
However I have had a couple of real stinkers.... like really bad. A previous poster said that these type of people are embarrassed about it.... well not in my experience - they don't care. One of them even said that his nickname at work was "Mr. Poo" because he smelled. I said (horrified!) doesn't that bother you? He said no.
I used to try asking this type of very smelly, clear shower avoider please to have a wash first. That didn't work because they would either not wash properly (think only letting the shower water run down their front when they had a dirty bum) or they would shoot you dirty looks, clearly thinking you're trying to waste their paid for time by insisting they have a shower.
So now for the real stinkers (not people that aren't quite as fresh as they should be, but the ones who actually deliberately don't clean and smell of poo) I adopt the following approach: I wrap a tonne of wet wipes round my hand, wipe their bum with it gently (and of course it comes away dark brown) and say politely "I'm sure you must understand I can't play with you when the wet wipe comes away like THIS" and put it really close to their face. I know that's horrible but for some reason all the dirty-bum guys seem to ask for rimming, and they're asking me to eat that! So if they don't like it near their face then why on earth should I? Harsh but it does work and they're off to the shower for a proper wash like a shot.
Wow :o More recently I had a client who as soon as he came in asked for the shower, I was pleased we started the session as I was giving him oral (nice, clean cock) the backside was rank, well ripe :-X :-X :-X just discreetly moved on to something else wow (but will start using your trick hadley or making a point to get in the shower with them even if I had just had one, which I do try to after every client). I must confess my bedroom at home is not always orderly but my body I always shower, freshen up in my personal life but for work I am almost anal about my own personal hygiene. This is because I am a Gfe escort, I would be beyond mortified if a guy was to go down on me and I was less than fresh or rank. I mean to have smelly bits when being itimate with someone is just the pits :o.
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Fortunately I don't really get any smelly clients, and those that are not quite as fresh as I would like (e.g. they showered in the morning, but their appointment is at 6 pm after work) can usually just be shown the way to the shower and that works fine.
However I have had a couple of real stinkers.... like really bad. A previous poster said that these type of people are embarrassed about it.... well not in my experience - they don't care. One of them even said that his nickname at work was "Mr. Poo" because he smelled. I said (horrified!) doesn't that bother you? He said no.
I used to try asking this type of very smelly, clear shower avoider please to have a wash first. That didn't work because they would either not wash properly (think only letting the shower water run down their front when they had a dirty bum) or they would shoot you dirty looks, clearly thinking you're trying to waste their paid for time by insisting they have a shower.
So now for the real stinkers (not people that aren't quite as fresh as they should be, but the ones who actually deliberately don't clean and smell of poo) I adopt the following approach: I wrap a tonne of wet wipes round my hand, wipe their bum with it gently (and of course it comes away dark brown) and say politely "I'm sure you must understand I can't play with you when the wet wipe comes away like THIS" and put it really close to their face. I know that's horrible but for some reason all the dirty-bum guys seem to ask for rimming, and they're asking me to eat that! So if they don't like it near their face then why on earth should I? Harsh but it does work and they're off to the shower for a proper wash like a shot.
I need to start doing this. Had the smelliest client today. It's hard to keep your hair away from their armpits when they cuddle though. Have to use febreeze on my braids now :/
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Fortunately I don't really get any smelly clients, and those that are not quite as fresh as I would like (e.g. they showered in the morning, but their appointment is at 6 pm after work) can usually just be shown the way to the shower and that works fine.
However I have had a couple of real stinkers.... like really bad. A previous poster said that these type of people are embarrassed about it.... well not in my experience - they don't care. One of them even said that his nickname at work was "Mr. Poo" because he smelled. I said (horrified!) doesn't that bother you? He said no.
I used to try asking this type of very smelly, clear shower avoider please to have a wash first. That didn't work because they would either not wash properly (think only letting the shower water run down their front when they had a dirty bum) or they would shoot you dirty looks, clearly thinking you're trying to waste their paid for time by insisting they have a shower.
So now for the real stinkers (not people that aren't quite as fresh as they should be, but the ones who actually deliberately don't clean and smell of poo) I adopt the following approach: I wrap a tonne of wet wipes round my hand, wipe their bum with it gently (and of course it comes away dark brown) and say politely "I'm sure you must understand I can't play with you when the wet wipe comes away like THIS" and put it really close to their face. I know that's horrible but for some reason all the dirty-bum guys seem to ask for rimming, and they're asking me to eat that! So if they don't like it near their face then why on earth should I? Harsh but it does work and they're off to the shower for a proper wash like a shot.
How... how do they walk around like this?? Jesus Christ. I used to work in care and we would always be scrupulous when cleaning the old folks, because if you leave shit on the skin it can make it painfully sore. How can you walk around with a shitty arse and not notice or care ???
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I had one client who came for 30min I believe....asked him did you shower and he said he showered just before...okay fine...get down to the bj and holy fuck he stunk like a nasty dirty toilet seat....tried to give bbbj but after couple minutes told him I'm sorry I asked you did you just shower and then he says "oh no I showered in the morning"...I said what??? You told me you just showered...you smell like a toilet seat please go and shower I said ...fucker..and he did..apologized and went to shower...there was no way I was going to continue the bbbj I was on the verge of throwing up so you know what if you don't want to loose money just send him to the shower again or tell them to use mouthwash again...I would ..I don't care
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QUOTE: "You told me you just showered...you smell like a toilet seat please go and shower I said ...fucker..and he did..apologized and went to shower..."
hahahahahaha how to shrink a hard on in one foul swoop! ;D made me laugh! ;D
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I have found that plenty also have bad breath.
I think they find going to the hygienist something beyond their ken. At least I assume so!
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I luckily don't get many smelly clients. But I had one last week who said he'd already showered at home, but when he got naked his penis stank, so I pulled the foreskin back and almost puked with the amount of dick-cheese around his head. I wiped it away with baby wipes and did my best not to give him oral because I was still gagging on the taste. In 5 years, I've never had anyone smell/taste so bad in my life. It was as if he'd never pulled his foreskin back to clean himself properly before!
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I get so offended when they smell like it actually angers me that they can't wash properly and have the audacity to even book me when they stink. I make it known now from the start that they should be showered before they see me and if their hygiene isn't up to scratch they may not get the services they want. I say it in a polite way though and it seems to work.
I just can't get my head round them not completely washing themselves thoroughly when they're going to be having sex with someone. How would they feel if we decided not to wash? They would soon have something to say.
The smelly breath ones really grate on me as well! When you kiss them and it's like the most nasty surprise LOL. I hate people with poor hygiene
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I absolutely hate when they have smelly breath or smokey breath. Especially when I leave a shot glass of mouthwash next to the sink. Very few people actually use it, even though I point it out to them!
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I luckily don't get many smelly clients. But I had one last week who said he'd already showered at home, but when he got naked his penis stank, so I pulled the foreskin back and almost puked with the amount of dick-cheese around his head. I wiped it away with baby wipes and did my best not to give him oral because I was still gagging on the taste. In 5 years, I've never had anyone smell/taste so bad in my life. It was as if he'd never pulled his foreskin back to clean himself properly before!
I shame these people. Last guy like that I held the flannel up to his face to show him the yellowish smear and said, "Would you put that in your mouth?"
Don't be afraid to offend. They deserve a bit of shaming. If anything, you're providing them a service far more valuable than sex - since their mothers apparently failed to do so.
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When they walk in the door, I kiss them. If they're a smoker I'll very nicely point them towards the mouthwash. They have all taken it well.
Some odors - body and breath - aren't down to hygiene. They may have dietary or health issues and it won't wash away. Not much you can do about them, although spraying antiperspirant under their arms does help.
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I shame these people. Last guy like that I held the flannel up to his face to show him the yellowish smear and said, "Would you put that in your mouth?"
Don't be afraid to offend. They deserve a bit of shaming. If anything, you're providing them a service far more valuable than sex -[/quote
I did that to a young guy a couple months ago wiped his cock cheese off with a wet wipe showed it to him and said 'would you want that in your mouth?' He looked sheepish - i told him to get in the shower i squirted a generous dollop of my femfresh on his cock and washed it my self!
I swear it amazes me how ignorant to thier personal hygiene some guys can be.
There was a another one previous to that who had just come from work had some under arm funk going on wasn't to fresh so I offered him a shower - he refused. His private bits were fresh enough for me to get on with it but his service was restricted in the way i didnt want him cuddling me or my hair getting his funk smell on. So he left me a neautral feed back i just politely explained beneath it that he refused to wash. I'm at a point now where I won't tolerate bad hygiene at all after so many years working 4 of them independent i have become way more assertive there's a number of things I won't put with anymore bad hygiene is one of them.
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Had one yesterday. Came in dressed in suit and tie. Spitting image of tom cruise. When I saw him I was like oh yesssss, I am going to enjoy this one. Leaned in to kiss him and he smelled like straight up ass. Was thinking all sorts."did he dig his asshole then wiped his mouth with that same hand?" "did he have a shit in my toilet?" After he left, my sheets smelled like ass and so did my bathroom sink ??? I gave a rush service and I felt so bad afterwards.
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Had one yesterday. Came in dressed in suit and tie. Spitting image of tom cruise. When I saw him I was like oh yesssss, I am going to enjoy this one. Leaned in to kiss him and he smelled like straight up ass. Was thinking all sorts."did he dig his asshole then wiped his mouth with that same hand?" "did he have a shit in my toilet?" After he left, my sheets smelled like ass and so did my bathroom sink ??? I gave a rush service and I felt so bad afterwards.
Poor you! I just don't get it, is it really that hard to use soap and a flannel and wash your bits, brush your teeth for two mins and swill some mouth wash?! It's really offensive in my eyes that a client can have the audacity to think we should service them when they stink.
I'm very much borderline OCD lol, the kind of person who uses Dettol in her bath daily and uses sterilising fluid and Dettol to clean everything hahaha. I hate dirt and I completely despise smelly client, the thing is though had you have been the smelly one you can guarantee he would've noticed and complained. The cheek!
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"did he have a shit in my toilet?"
This - I've had more than a few a absolutely stink not only my toilet out but my hallway and my bedroom which is opposite :o I deliberately leave air freshener and a bottle of bleach out for those that care more about dashing for a fuck than emptying their bowels Before arriving at my place, but they seem oblivious to using them after stinking the place out :FF