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Alice G

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #255 on: 06 February 2016, 08:07:23 pm »
Quote from: Emma_C on 06 February 2016, 09:59:25 am
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 04 February 2016, 07:54:40 pm
Quote from: Emma_C on 04 February 2016, 07:36:42 pm
"so I've got some questions that I'll be asking you as we get to know one another, but I wont bombard you this time around"
Then comes the question of how would I feel if my husband went with an escort.. ::) I think this guy is going to be a pain. Got a poem yesterday from him.

Generally speaking when I hear on the phone "may I ask you a few questions first?" I know the guy is a twat



This was during a booking... Mr "can I have a cuddle" seems to think we'll be having a "long term friendship where we share things" puke! I'm tempted to post his poem but you never know who's reading this forum.

Well, you should have sent him one of your poems;-

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wish I was a lesbian,
when I was with you!"

I had a guy recently that e mailed me pages and pages of non sensical poems - loads of them, enough to put in a book. Every message he sent contained poems.
He was just weird.
If a guy wants a booking, then a couple of sentences surely is the norm  (date/time/location etc)
Hence I blocked him.
Lucky escape - me thinks
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Shewolf

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #256 on: 06 February 2016, 08:10:55 pm »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a fantasist
And I am screwing you.

 :D
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Alice G

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #257 on: 06 February 2016, 08:18:58 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 06 February 2016, 08:10:55 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a fantasist
And I am screwing you.

 :D

That one is much better than mine - thank you for making me laugh!
Good one to send to the twats on Valentine's Day me thinks!
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Shewolf

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #258 on: 06 February 2016, 08:36:04 pm »
haha I felt the poetic moment with you  :D
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Alice G

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #259 on: 06 February 2016, 09:02:33 pm »
A few more for those annoying guys.....

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me attractive
What happened to you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're annoying as f**k
And I'm blocking you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your dick is shrinking
It's my time to go


Hope that cheers the girlies up on a wet, windy night x
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Shewolf

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #260 on: 06 February 2016, 09:05:05 pm »
OK....so this is becoming a competition....

:)) who's next?
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Alice G

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #261 on: 06 February 2016, 09:15:29 pm »
We should all go and buy ourselves some red roses for Valentines to reward us girlies for putting up with the fantasists. But wait until 15th February, as they will all be half price.
Maybe we can start a new thread - "Roses are red" ......... !
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #262 on: 06 February 2016, 09:51:54 pm »
Raven black hair and a sparkly thong,
Jesus baby what could go wrong,
Yes, I love you of course I do,
Jab your fingers up my arse,
I love it baby like a MADRAS
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #263 on: 06 February 2016, 09:59:31 pm »
Roses see sunshine,
Violets too,
Jesus your white what happened to you !
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Shewolf

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #264 on: 06 February 2016, 10:04:28 pm »
Quote from: Eloise on 06 February 2016, 09:59:31 pm
Roses see sunshine,
Violets too,
Jesus your white what happened to you !

That is funny even if I don't quite understand it. Has he gone white because of the finger up his ass or Madras curry?
Who knows?  ;D You do Eloise haha
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amy

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #265 on: 06 February 2016, 10:07:10 pm »
Which of these are 'things they say?' ???
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Alice G

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #266 on: 06 February 2016, 10:11:58 pm »
Thought we might get told off! That's why I suggested a new thread for "funny" poems. The roses are dead.
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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #267 on: 06 February 2016, 10:16:18 pm »
Well it's fair to say that the person who started the thread gave it the title she did for a reason, and the people who click on it to read it decide to do so based on her title?

If people want to post about something else sex work related then just start another one :).
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #268 on: 06 February 2016, 10:20:37 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 06 February 2016, 10:04:28 pm
Quote from: Eloise on 06 February 2016, 09:59:31 pm
Roses see sunshine,
Violets too,
Jesus your white what happened to you !

That is funny even if I don't quite understand it. Has he gone white because of the finger up his ass or Madras curry?
Who knows?  ;D You do Eloise haha
count d and finger up the arse supposed to rhyme with madras but should of spelt it it 'myarse'
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #269 on: 06 February 2016, 10:23:01 pm »
I thought you had count d in your phone book !
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