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mature helen

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #15 on: 17 September 2016, 04:33:19 pm »
Unsavoury sounding man who again doesn't have the manners to say hello or Is this Helen.

Him..You available?

Me...No

I put the phone down.

He calls me straight back

Him...I don't know what happened there we must have got cut off.

Me...No I put the phone down on you.

Him...Oh.

I put the phone down on him again.
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #16 on: 17 September 2016, 04:53:38 pm »
Him: Hello gorgeous

Me: I'm not gorgeous I'm afraid

Him: (sounding confused) Oh...well...I

Me: <<<terminates call
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Willow Summers

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #17 on: 17 September 2016, 09:01:57 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 17 September 2016, 04:29:13 pm
Him..(Very blunt with no introduction) Where are you?

Me...Me? I'm in the kitchen on the phone talking to you.

(long silence and then a click)

I had one like that

'Where exactly are you?'

Me - on the settee, in the livingroom
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katrina

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #18 on: 17 September 2016, 09:07:56 pm »
An unknown person has just texted me asking "If I'm busy Tuesday next week" I replied with "Just call me Tuesday thanks" He then asks how many times he can cum (obviously just wanting to get into a text/wank convo  ::) I replied "Its my time you pay for now please don't text me anymore as I don't work weekends thanks."


He's actually taken notice and left me alone!!!   :o
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Luciexx

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #19 on: 18 September 2016, 09:35:02 am »
Quote from: LadyOfTheNight on 17 September 2016, 04:53:38 pm
Him: Hello gorgeous

Me: I'm not gorgeous I'm afraid

Him: (sounding confused) Oh...well...I

Me: <<<terminates call

I do dislike being called, "sexy" or "gorgeous".    I bet they wouldn't like to be called that themselves.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #20 on: 18 September 2016, 09:46:23 am »
Him, "Are you available tonight?"
Me, 'I'm available for watching X factor in my pyjamas'
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Quinn

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #21 on: 18 September 2016, 10:03:07 am »
Previous client texts me asking if I no longer do 30 outcalls, I confirm that out calls need to be an hour minimum.

Several days later..

Him: Still definitely no half hour outcalls ?
Me: I could leave after 30 minutes if you pay me for an hour?
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ladyofthemansion

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #22 on: 18 September 2016, 11:49:52 am »
Him-Can you wear a sexy outfit?

Me-No wearing tracky bottoms and a football too.
« Last Edit: 18 September 2016, 06:23:59 pm by ladyofthemansion »
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MistressMorgana

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #23 on: 18 September 2016, 03:12:52 pm »
LOTM - you are making laugh out loud. I'll be using these and others!

Thank you x
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TrashAzn

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #24 on: 18 September 2016, 06:01:21 pm »
From checking my logs.:

Him: (No introduction this was literally the first thing he texts) So do you enjoy having sex with lots of men?

Me: My enjoyment is directly linked to how much I'm being paid

Him: So really you just care about money?

Me: If you pay me for an hour I'll pretend to care about you for 60 whole minutes how does that sound?



And recent call:

Voice on phone: Hello is this *insert my working name*?

Me: Yes that's me

VoP: And you're a hooker?

Me: That's a negative I am a cheese sandwich

*he hangs up*

Some people have no sense of humour when asking obvious questions, we both know I'm a hooker just ask me for a booking! 
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Shewolf

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #25 on: 18 September 2016, 06:03:57 pm »
'So really you just care about the money?'??????!!!! hahaha!

What planet are they on?

Cheese sandwich. Love it.
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ladyofthemansion

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #26 on: 18 September 2016, 06:25:19 pm »
Him-Are you up for some fun?

Me-Will have so much fun spending your cash.
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Ieaio

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #27 on: 18 September 2016, 07:30:02 pm »
Him: Are you in booking now?
ME: No I'm with cat
Him: You have boyfriend?
ME: I have cat
Him: I want you to ring me and listen to you give a man a blowjob & be your boyfriend
Me: Nah cba, sounds boring, i'm going to watch TV instead.

I always ignore people who clearly have no intent of paying for a sexual service buuuut I think we all know that toying banter mood we get in once in a blue moon a prod back doesnt hurt.


« Last Edit: 18 September 2016, 07:31:52 pm by Ieaio »
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #28 on: 19 September 2016, 08:58:07 pm »
Him: Where you based in [city]
Me: I'm nearby [the location of one of the city's football clubs]
Him: What, at the [club] football ground?
Me: Yeah, I'm sat in the goalmouth with my legs open.
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And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
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Shewolf

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #29 on: 19 September 2016, 09:01:47 pm »
hahahaha!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!
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