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Marianne

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #105 on: 30 November 2017, 01:31:30 pm »
Him " Are you daring?"
Me " Daring?"
Him " will you answer the door naked?"
Me "I think sleeping with strangers for money is pretty daring. Answering the door naked is just stupid and I'm not stupid"

More silence!
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MsLadyV87

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #106 on: 30 November 2017, 01:40:19 pm »
Quote from: Marianne on 30 November 2017, 01:31:30 pm
Him " Are you daring?"
Me " Daring?"
Him " will you answer the door naked?"
Me "I think sleeping with strangers for money is pretty daring. Answering the door naked is just stupid and I'm not stupid"

More silence!

pmsl awww thanks for this. Made me laugh so much and after the last meet I had, needed a laugh. Some people eh?  ::) xx
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Marianne

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #107 on: 30 November 2017, 02:16:06 pm »
Quote from: MsLadyV87 on 30 November 2017, 01:40:19 pm
pmsl awww thanks for this. Made me laugh so much and after the last meet I had, needed a laugh. Some people eh?  ::) xx

Sorry you had a bad meet - chin up love, yeh if I don't laugh I'll cry! I have no tolerance to stupid atm!
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MsLadyV87

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #108 on: 30 November 2017, 03:10:56 pm »
Quote from: Marianne on 30 November 2017, 02:16:06 pm
Sorry you had a bad meet - chin up love, yeh if I don't laugh I'll cry! I have no tolerance to stupid atm!

Very true! Thats my motto in life! awww thanks. Wish you a good rest of the day and weekend. Stay safe xx
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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #109 on: 30 November 2017, 06:31:28 pm »
Quote from: Marianne on 30 November 2017, 01:31:30 pm
Him " Are you daring?"
Me " Daring?"
Him " will you answer the door naked?"
Me "I think sleeping with strangers for money is pretty daring. Answering the door naked is just stupid and I'm not stupid"

More silence!

Nicely done.  ;D
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Van Van

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #110 on: 05 December 2017, 10:24:08 pm »
run out of petrol on a motorway sliproad 5 miles from the clients house whilst already running 3 hours late text client begging to be rescued and proceed to push car up motorway sliproad whilst wearing a short skirt with no underwear thus flashing your vagina at the whole world when client arrives ensure face is nice and red and you are still wearing the rather fetching flouresent emergency jacket  :FF then ensure he drives you round for at least an hour after the meeting looking for a garage that is open at 5 am and selling jerry cans luckily it happened with my nice regular and he was very kind about it


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Rosesugar

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #111 on: 06 December 2017, 08:32:15 am »
Client called usual  crap  oh his last working girl moved away and he's looking for a new regular he's never met me before so I kindly reminded him that if he comes visit and likes me we can take it from there.
He was disappointed I could hear  it in his voice but I'm not flattered by bullshit 
Probably a time waster anyway
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KittenCandy

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #112 on: 06 December 2017, 03:37:53 pm »
Quote from: Marianne on 30 November 2017, 01:28:40 pm
Him "Not been in to this long so bit unsure. So you know I'm a clean white discreet male 56yr"
Me " Hun, you contacted me February 2016 but didn't visit. If unsure then google search 'how to book an escort' there's plenty of sound advice online"

Aaaaand the sound of silence!

My new favourite piece of advice is to google 'how to book an escort' for any guy who says he's new or fucks about!

I hate it when they feel the need to tell you about themselves like its a date or like they are trying to impress you or something.
Client:I'm a 57 yr old professional white guy, working in management blah blah blah"
Me:Do you have my fee?
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Meetingdiversity

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #113 on: 19 December 2017, 04:51:59 pm »
Just be honest with them. :)

One today he just laid still and wouldn't cooperate when I asked him what he likes. I laughed out loud looking him straight in the eyes. Telling him about my happiness and you laying there like a sausage hilarious. :)

He then kept saying for me to lead the way so I wanked him.

He looked zonked out falling asleep.

Funny.... He enjoyed still the oral until I just wasn't trying. Telling him that I have got a lot to do after him. Plus that I said I have alot of regulars so if he doesn't come back it doesn't matter. :)

Clients no long get in to my frustration feelings. I rebuke themwith confidence. In the end he left thank goodness. :)
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trashbaby

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #114 on: 20 December 2017, 11:07:21 pm »
Client, midday booking: "I'm the first guy you've seen today, right?"

Me, thinking I should probably just say yes to protect the fragile client ego: "Actually you're number 8"
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Marianne

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #115 on: 12 January 2018, 06:03:06 pm »
Quote from: trashbaby on 20 December 2017, 11:07:21 pm
Client, midday booking: "I'm the first guy you've seen today, right?"

Me, thinking I should probably just say yes to protect the fragile client ego: "Actually you're number 8"

 ;D ;D ;D
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katrina

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #116 on: 12 January 2018, 10:16:51 pm »
A text tonight:

Moron: Hi sweetie how much for just a blow job x
Me: ?200
Moron: Do you swallow
Me: Yes ( for 200 for 15 minutes I'll gargle with the fucking stuff)  ;D
Moron: How much for anal
Me: ?200000
Funnily enough he hasn't booked lol
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How to put clients off...world championship
« Reply #117 on: 15 January 2018, 08:12:19 pm »
Do you squirt !
Yes washing up liquid but only on the very odd occasion !
Actually sent this the other day .

Also 'I'm def coming to see you' !
I decide that not you !
Ok if you don't need my money .....
Nope I'm ok but I'm sure somebody else really does !

( just to add I do need money but not theirs) ha
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