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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3720 on: 25 November 2012, 02:52:45 am »
Call at 2.30am

Hello you available luv?

No I never work at this kind of time.

Not even for good money?

No not even for good money! Who do you think you are? Click.

MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3721 on: 25 November 2012, 08:38:35 am »
Call at 2.30am

Hello you available luv?

No I never work at this kind of time.

Not even for good money?

No not even for good money! Who do you think you are? Click.

All those numbers that call my work phone after 12pm, which is on silent. I tend to call back at 6.30am when I am up  ;D and then just as they pick it up I put the phone down lol

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3722 on: 25 November 2012, 10:30:09 am »
Call at 2.30am

Hello you available luv?

No I never work at this kind of time.

Not even for good money?

No not even for good money! Who do you think you are? Click.

All those numbers that call my work phone after 12pm, which is on silent. I tend to call back at 6.30am when I am up  ;D and then just as they pick it up I put the phone down lol

I stop answering the phone around 8pm, and every morning I'm amazed at how many missed calls there are between 11pm-4am! I used to work nights back in the day, but it's just not worth it, the number of people who try and 'bribe' you, saying they "will make it worth your while", offering to pay mountains of cash, or to bring along some 'free' drugs... That and all the drunks pathetically attempting to have a bit of a wank, thank you, but no thank you  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3723 on: 25 November 2012, 10:49:42 am »
All those numbers that call my work phone after 12pm, which is on silent. I tend to call back at 6.30am when I am up  ;D and then just as they pick it up I put the phone down lol

I stop answering the phone around 8pm, and every morning I'm amazed at how many missed calls there are between 11pm-4am! I used to work nights back in the day, but it's just not worth it, the number of people who try and 'bribe' you, saying they "will make it worth your while", offering to pay mountains of cash, or to bring along some 'free' drugs... That and all the drunks pathetically attempting to have a bit of a wank, thank you, but no thank you  ;D

Im the same as Fluffy and ILD.  I wont answer my phone after 8 pm unless Im touring and it is just to take bookings for the following day.  Then I stop taking calls at 10 pm.  I wont work after 8pm either.  Last booking being either 7.00 pm or thereabouts.  I like to relax in the evening and have this time to myself. 

If I get up for the loo at dawn I will call the missed callers from the middle of the night and have a chuckle.  Some guys are just so disrespectful and like ILD says, its amazing just how low they will stoop to try and get a booking. ::) Eejits or as I say under my breath when I put my phone down TWATS !
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3724 on: 25 November 2012, 01:58:12 pm »
I tend to call back at 6.30am when I am up  ;D and then just as they pick it up I put the phone down lol
I'm amazed at how many missed calls there are between 11pm-4am!

@Kylie - I'm sure I read in your 'how to be a good escort thread' the other week that you were going to try and be more discreet and not call people randomly?

I get up quite early and I've had a few 'you still working calls' at about 6/7 am. I kindly explain that it's now the next day and I'm actually having my breakfast. ;D
Excuse me? What on earth are you talking about? You have got yourself very confused because I NEVER said that and that's not something I would do as I don't even get up at 6.30! I would suggest you watch what your quoting because someone else said that.

By the way it's only because I lost my work phone and calls are temporally being diverted to my personal phone or I wouldn't have picked it up gone midnight.

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3725 on: 25 November 2012, 02:54:20 pm »
I tend to call back at 6.30am when I am up  ;D and then just as they pick it up I put the phone down lol
I'm amazed at how many missed calls there are between 11pm-4am!

@Kylie - I'm sure I read in your 'how to be a good escort thread' the other week that you were going to try and be more discreet and not call people randomly?

I get up quite early and I've had a few 'you still working calls' at about 6/7 am. I kindly explain that it's now the next day and I'm actually having my breakfast. ;D
Excuse me? What on earth are you talking about? You have got yourself very confused because I NEVER said that and that's not something I would do as I don't even get up at 6.30! I would suggest you watch what your quoting because someone else said that.

By the way it's only because I lost my work phone and calls are temporally being diverted to my personal phone or I wouldn't have picked it up gone midnight.
Sorry Kylie, must have read the quote wrong. Apologies.  :)
No problem it's just not something I would ever do even if I were up at 6.30
« Last Edit: 25 November 2012, 04:17:26 pm by MissKylie »

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3726 on: 25 November 2012, 03:24:21 pm »
Had this yesterday -

'Seen u on AW and fink u look wel horny. Convince me ur the ultimate gurl.'

Ummmm  :FF

meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3727 on: 25 November 2012, 10:30:51 pm »
The text message recieved at 6.41pm today


Hello, love your profile, any chance of sending more info about yourself, very little on profile?. This did make me chuckle. He then said Being a hairdresser, how would you like a free tidy up trim. Wearing only fancy pants and my gown. Then on to the bed to masssage me.


Added to reject list straight away.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3728 on: 26 November 2012, 03:54:58 am »
Had this yesterday -

'Seen u on AW and fink u look wel horny. Convince me ur the ultimate gurl.'

Ummmm  :FF
Arrogant tosser.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

The text message recieved at 6.41pm today


Hello, love your profile, any chance of sending more info about yourself, very little on profile?. This did make me chuckle. He then said Being a hairdresser, how would you like a free tidy up trim. Wearing only fancy pants and my gown. Then on to the bed to masssage me.


Added to reject list straight away.
There's a hair fetishist floating around the RB's on Adultwork lately, wants to cut girls hair - probably the same guy.

I've been going to the same hairdresser since around 2002 - the day I trust an unknown client with cutting my hair will be the day hell freezes over! *shudder*

WelshieGirly

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3729 on: 27 November 2012, 04:47:48 pm »
Phone call tody - hi will you do my twin brother at the same time too?

Sigh... *click*

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3730 on: 27 November 2012, 05:40:52 pm »
Phone call tody - hi will you do my twin brother at the same time too?

Sigh... *click*

This made me laugh so much, it sounds like the kind of stuff my brothers (also twins) would come out with!
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3731 on: 27 November 2012, 06:32:56 pm »
This guy is doing the rounds again...I love that he's called Underpants Boy....he sounds like a child superhero!  Underpants Boy to the rescueeeeeeee!

Hello

Someone has just sent you a message from the AdultWork.com Website. The
contents of the message are displayed below.

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Subject: Humiliation Video
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Hi,

First of all do you do custom videos and if so could you do one for me?

For the video I would need you to buy some pairs of Y fronts for me. I
have provided a few links to give you an idea of the style, you can
purchase them from anywhere you wish.


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MENS-3-x-100-COTTON-Y-FRONTS-M-L-XL-BLUES-/180972491735?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item2a22cd13d7

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/4-PAIRS-MENS-WHITE-100-COTTON-Y-FRONT-BRIEFS-SIZES-S-M-L-XL-/221063754400?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item33786d32a0

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Free-PnP-3-x-Mens-100-Cotton-Y-Fronts-Underwear-/230640252947?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item35b33af813

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-MENS-100-COTTON-Y-FRONTS-UNDERWEAR-Sizes-M-L-XL-/120716679642?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item1c1b4659da

I would like you to be either on your own, or with another female
discussing and holding up the underpants. I want to be thoroughly verbally
humiliated for wearing shameful Y fronts and for you and the second person
(female) to thoroughly handle them and ensure I always wear the most
humiliating, childish Y fronts I can find and continue my life wearing
them.

The ones you supply shall become my everyday underpants. It will be so
humiliating for me to know that one or two women have seen, handled and
used my underpants which i must then wear and be completely humiliated for
it.

Could the video be around 10 - 15 minutes long, and can you then post the
underpants to me to wear after. Should you be happy with this I will email
you my address and any further details you require. Please let me know if
you can do this for me and how much it will cost.

We can discuss details further if you want.

Regards

Underpants Boy

Foxing

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3732 on: 27 November 2012, 08:54:00 pm »
LOL at the Underpants Boy - althoguh that reminds of a RB I've seen a few times about a guy who wants you to throw cream pies in his face  :o  :D

I don't get the ones who want text conversations...FFS I said call me not text  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3733 on: 27 November 2012, 09:44:16 pm »
I received a message from Underpants Boy too.

RedLady1991

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3734 on: 27 November 2012, 09:45:14 pm »
Me three, which is weird because I'm not in the same area as you guys I don't think!