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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3690 on: 18 November 2012, 01:24:16 am »
Received on AW from tammy*** - is this YOU? Then please read my profile, thanks 8)

SUBJECT: Business
Hi hope your ok,
are you available for Sunday and can you give me the different prices and duration times and what you do etc?
Thanks

(then 2 minutes later)

SUBJECT: Buisness
Hi,
In addition to the last email , can I also ask your height also?
Thanks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3691 on: 18 November 2012, 11:21:04 am »
Hi sexy babe

Just been on your profile . WOW. nice pictures ,making my cock stand up mmm you look very very sexy babe .

I'm looking to meet sexy girl for sex sex sessions .

Can we meet today for our first horny sex session babe ?

 sent on a day when im not even showing as available or listed ..  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3692 on: 18 November 2012, 11:30:53 am »

I'm looking to meet sexy girl for sex sex sessions .



You turned down double-sexy-sex? My goodness.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3693 on: 18 November 2012, 11:52:01 am »
very very sex sex !!! no thanks no thanks !!!! ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3694 on: 18 November 2012, 07:40:48 pm »
Had a guy email me today...

When you come up to Abz next **** come on the saturday will take you out and do all your favourite things.

Responded with well my overnight rates are 700 from 8pm - 7am feel free to place a booking via AW.

Nada zilch nothing, plus am curious as to what my favourite things are.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3695 on: 19 November 2012, 03:10:01 am »
Text at 02:13 am (don't you just love these) :-


"R u still open?  I would like to book u 2hrs visit me know pls.  Could you pls can?" 


 ::)  ::)



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3696 on: 19 November 2012, 09:42:46 am »
i made a new AW one yesterday for yorkshire, because im ALWAYS up there with inlaws!

anyway iv had three messages on there

1st:

him: hi can u do a 15 min quickie 4 15/25, its all i got.
me: no sorry i dont do quickies and im abit offended lol.
Him: y u offended 4?
me: because im worth alot more then ?15!
him: u r but its all i can afford. If u dont ask u dont get lol.
Him: forget it i can get a bird 4 40 4 an hour round ere.


2nd: would you do an hour for ?50.


3rd: can you come now for car meet, ?45.


MY PRICES ARE ON MY SITE!!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3697 on: 19 November 2012, 12:17:39 pm »
Phone call today -

Him: Hi can I have some details?
Me: Like what?
Him: Well would you let me be with yea after some one else has?
Me: Sorry... ???
Him: see you after some one else?
Me: You mean straight away? no showering time or anything in between?
Him: Yeah  ;D I want to lick you all over after someone else has been with you
Me: *Shivers and puts the phone down*

orchidperfume

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3698 on: 19 November 2012, 01:23:57 pm »
texter today.
Hi i do not wish to send spam but would you see an unexperienced virgin for a lower rate.

my text back
 no ive opted out of spams from virgins ::)                                 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3699 on: 19 November 2012, 04:52:21 pm »
I got the old favorite today -
Him: are you open?
Me: nah my legs are closed at the moment  :P
Him: oh ok thanx.

Sigh...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3700 on: 19 November 2012, 07:03:44 pm »
weird one today, it was just:

"cum"  ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3701 on: 19 November 2012, 08:30:46 pm »
weird one today, it was just:

"cum"  ???

"gone"  8)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3702 on: 20 November 2012, 04:01:19 am »
Phone call today -

Him: Hi can I have some details?
Me: Like what?
Him: Well would you let me be with yea after some one else has?
Me: Sorry... ???
Him: see you after some one else?
Me: You mean straight away? no showering time or anything in between?
Him: Yeah  ;D I want to lick you all over after someone else has been with you
Me: *Shivers and puts the phone down*



Oh my !! The dreaded sloppy seconds ! Ive never been able to see the attraction in it myself , theres a few WGS that do bareback that offer it , then afterwards the next client can lick out the 1st's cum.

Whatever turns you on eh :)

Id "shiver" at this request too as I wouldnt want to see 2 men BB and/or back to back with no shower time
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3703 on: 20 November 2012, 07:56:28 am »
Another one from AW


Hi Miss, hope I'm not bothering you by emailing here....

I'm Peter, 26, and a final years student at Glasgow University - one side of me...:P

The other side of me is a secret filthy sissy slut slave... that no one knows about...:P Not my flatmates, my work colleagues, my uni friends..... so far anyway!

I would do anything Miss commands, to serve as your local blackmailed and humiliated servant/slave... to humiliate and control however you see fit.....

I can give Miss any incriminating photos of myself, and information she wants to use against me....

I beg for a chance to serve you Miss! Ill be a good local slave......

Yours, Pete B..... x
 

could be genuine ? I can always manage another slave.

Had this phone call this week and he's rung all the other WGs I know too.  He managed to catch me when I was in the middle of browsing a GORG new vintage shop and in the time id spent going outside to take the call and having a 15min discussion , they shut up and i missed buying a pressie for my Friends baby shower - Damn and Bugger !!!

Him - Hello , Am i speaking to mistress Cleo , your Friend Nikki gave me your number as she said Dominatrix is more your type of thing

me - yes its mistress  , hello , that was nice of Nikki to rec me , what can i do for you ?

him  - I'm a submissive who likes to dress in sissy clothes , do you cater for this ? ( asked me a few more questions involving items of sissy wear which i wont bore you with)

me - Yes , i do mistress sessions and I'm experienced with subs and TVs and i have plenty of clothes in your size

him - When are you next avail , how much notice do you need and could i see you tonight please Mistress? 

 ( all seems pretty standard so far and he seemed to be genuine n polite )

Me - I'm sorry i cannot do this eve but I can see you 2mor late aft/early eve

Him - Great !! Can we say 5pm for an hours sesh?

Me - Of course , make sure you confirm an hour before and ill give you sat nav code. I shall look forward to your grovelling at my feet tomorrow eve and having a new sissy to "use"

Him - Oh , just one thing Mistress , I cant actually PAY for a session as I'm broke , but I DO need a safe place to dress once a week. I appreciate that your running a business but i am an excellent cleaner and DI-Yer , i can do all your menial tasks and even give you foot massages , whatever you want really in exchange for a safe haven to dress. I don't require any actual "domming" or sexual services . All you would need to do is give me a list of orders / jobs each week and il just get on with it while you do other clients or relax with your feet up.

Me - ( big sigh ) A - Sissy's are never much use at "jobs" i hate , all they do is polish mirrors whilst admiring their frills  .  The jobs i hate or cant do myself are all based in the back yard - Would you like to stand out there in a dress sanding down my shabby chic  furniture ready for painting  or dismantling my very old , dangerously crumbling  ,   yorkshire stone outhouse built with ancient heavy solid stone slabs in the cold n rain ? The roof is made up of 2m square , 10inch thick millstones if you fancy lifting them off for me . The next door neighbours dog will prob come out and bark at you too , and I'm sure you want mind the neighbours seeing you sissy-ed up if they investigate the barking ........Remember you did say "any DIY job around the house " ( he he  ) Not to mention this would be making my house look indiscreet and ruining it as a "safe haven" for genuine paying slaves/ customers - thought not.  B - When i put my feet up on an eve after a days work I don't want a strange man in a dress  wandering around the house getting under my feet. I like to be alone , just me n the dog , relaxed n peace n quiet!! C - just out of interest , how many other WGs have you ring with this "offer" ?

him - your the 15Th Ive tried today , sorry for wasting your time "Mistress" , can you not just meet me for ten Min's tonight to see I'm genuine and not a weirdo

Me - Goodbye !!!!



  He rang the next day on a diff number !!! He began with "I'm sorry if Ive already rang you before ......but........". As soon as we got to "but" i sussed who it was and couldn't be arsed been polite the 2Nd time. he got swore at . What an idiot!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3704 on: 20 November 2012, 08:02:01 am »
Did anybody had this SMS? Poor sick sod.

" looking for a girls to cut off my cock and balls for real tonight so i can be a girl I know this sounds weird but i am totally genuine and have 3500 cash to do if u can do this please reply and I il call for appointment thanks 100 percent genuine cash waiting"

I've replied: I never would waste my scalpel for somebody who could not punctuate.  He did not responded yet. lol


Yes !!

I had this guy , just mentioned it on another thread.

He had reworded it and no mention of 3500 , but its got to be the same guy ! bizzare
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