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BevOsteen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3630 on: 03 November 2012, 11:39:26 pm »
Quote from: ChrissieDavaar on 03 November 2012, 11:30:38 pm
Quote from: DMD on 03 November 2012, 10:19:25 pm
Him - are you free this weekend
Me- ooh i dont know what does my profile say
Him-your schedule is from monday
Me- well then i guess I am not free.
Him- sorry should have read your profile
Me- i guess so!

Act like an idiot and I will treat you like one.

I usually get the "Im not at computer", "My computers just crashed" or "I cant remember which site I saw you" when this happens

True I always get the same  "I'm not at computer, shit, hate it :FF :FF
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orchidperfume

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3631 on: 04 November 2012, 04:24:34 pm »
email  on aw today from a timewasters who is blocked on my phone.
TW  *urgent*  ::)  ive tried to get hold of you on mobile but its not working,(yes thats because youre blocked )
 TW I would like to see you asap
 me - no you wont be as you didnt turn up the last f**king time .
but hey now i have youre adultwork user name so i can block youre messages/bookings on there too ha ha!!!
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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3632 on: 04 November 2012, 04:47:43 pm »
Or you get the my friend refered me grrrr.

But a while back a lady made a fabulous suggestion of getting clients to repeat the address back to you, it is funny how quickly the line tends to go dead  ;D
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3633 on: 04 November 2012, 05:01:16 pm »
Quote from: DMD on 04 November 2012, 04:47:43 pm
Or you get the my friend refered me grrrr.

But a while back a lady made a fabulous suggestion of getting clients to repeat the address back to you, it is funny how quickly the line tends to go dead  ;D
I REALLY HATE this too and always refer them back to my profile.
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3634 on: 04 November 2012, 05:37:35 pm »
Quote from: DMD on 04 November 2012, 04:47:43 pm

But a while back a lady made a fabulous suggestion of getting clients to repeat the address back to you, it is funny how quickly the line tends to go dead  ;D


I gave out a number to a caller a few weeks back thinking he was just pretending to take it down, then I asked him to read it back .............. and he did PERFECTLY, so it seems some guys do take down what we say.
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LadyLove

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3635 on: 04 November 2012, 05:40:03 pm »
I have had so many (blocked) calls from witheld numbers on this tour too.  Do guys think we are really so stupid as to accept appointments on that basis?  All over my profile I say I don't accept calls from private numbers, as well as on my voicemail!

And the guys who continually ask 'Are you on your own' in various ways, give me the chills.
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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3636 on: 05 November 2012, 09:33:37 am »
Quote from: MissKylie on 04 November 2012, 05:01:16 pm
Quote from: DMD on 04 November 2012, 04:47:43 pm
Or you get the my friend refered me grrrr.

But a while back a lady made a fabulous suggestion of getting clients to repeat the address back to you, it is funny how quickly the line tends to go dead  ;D
I REALLY HATE this too and always refer them back to my profile.

and then they say can i have some details.  I usually respond with well if your friend referred you then you should know all you need to about me and hang up.
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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3637 on: 06 November 2012, 10:51:20 pm »
Texts from today

Idiot: Are you available today?
Friday: yes
Idiot: After 6pm ok?
Friday: yes where?
Idiot: Glasgow westend
Friday That's fine, need name and full address to confirm
Idiot: Is hotel ok
Friday: hotel is fine i'll need hotel name and room number
Idiot: ok will text details of room when ive booked

Idiot (several hours later): looked at your site and would like to book you for 1 hour tonight if possible?
Friday: where?
Idiot: Glasgow westend
Friday: earlier you said it was a hotel?
Idiot: didnt finish work till late so couldn't get one booked, if you want a hotel I can book one tomorrow
Friday: If you want an outcall you have to tell me location. You want to see me tonight (current time 10:45pm) but you're being a bit vague on details..
Idiot: kl will find someone who doesnt ask all sorts of questions

WTf!  :FF :FF :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3638 on: 06 November 2012, 11:33:08 pm »
Quote from: Friday on 06 November 2012, 10:51:20 pm
Texts from today

Idiot: Are you available today?
Friday: yes
Idiot: After 6pm ok?
Friday: yes where?
Idiot: Glasgow westend
Friday That's fine, need name and full address to confirm
Idiot: Is hotel ok
Friday: hotel is fine i'll need hotel name and room number
Idiot: ok will text details of room when ive booked

Idiot (several hours later): looked at your site and would like to book you for 1 hour tonight if possible?
Friday: where?
Idiot: Glasgow westend
Friday: earlier you said it was a hotel?
Idiot: didnt finish work till late so couldn't get one booked, if you want a hotel I can book one tomorrow
Friday: If you want an outcall you have to tell me location. You want to see me tonight (current time 10:45pm) but you're being a bit vague on details..
Idiot: kl will find someone who doesnt ask all sorts of questions

WTf!  :FF :FF :FF

You mean your not psychic lol.
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Kimmy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3639 on: 06 November 2012, 11:43:46 pm »
Call tonight from someone with a really dull, monotone voice that sounded like he was out of his head on valium

Moron: Are you working now
Me: No, Friday next
Moron: Do you do oral without
Me: Yes, all services are on my profile
Moron: how much is it
Me: Check my profile
Moron: I'm not on the computer, I cant see it
Me: How long would you like?
Moron: Erm....half an hour...maybe 45 minutes...could maybe extend to a few hours
Me: when you decide how long you would like call me back and I'll give you a price, thanks
Moron: What about that webcam thing
Me (getting irate at this point!): What about it!?
Moron: Do you have to pay for it?
Me: Yes, its pay per minute
Moron: well thats fuckin shit isnt it, hardly worth it cant you go on msn for free
 
*hangs up* Wtf is wrong with these docile idiots? I hate talking to guys like this! I was trying to be polite but I had no intention of giving him a booking and was going to, and have, blacklisted his number  :FF
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WelshieGirly

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3640 on: 07 November 2012, 09:42:25 am »
Reverse booking in durham -

Offering ?50 for half an hour.

looking for an incall or car meet/dogging want you waring sexy killer heels, like oral both ways, sex and also anal a bonus and will take me bareback for the full duration of the meet.


Funnily enough no ones bid.
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WelshieGirly

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3641 on: 07 November 2012, 01:13:24 pm »
Idiots just keep coming today.


Hiya

I?m enquiring whether you would consider an outcall trip to Swindon for dinner and GFE fun at a hotel for around 3 or 4 hours or more from around 6p?

It may be out of of your..sorry. Is that something you would consider?

Thank You

 ??? I am based in Newcastle Upon Tyne!
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Midsummer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3642 on: 07 November 2012, 04:51:55 pm »
Message on AW yesterday   ::)

Like to cu.80.00pounds 1 hrs inc.
A Must I would like you in stockings and sudpenders.high heels with tight dress or skirt.
Owo,cim,swallow if possible if not no problem.lots of dirty talk.pse experience.
Can u accommodate this.looking regular place.
A must the above
Do u look like the picture if not I leave
Thanks
Sabs
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3643 on: 07 November 2012, 04:58:09 pm »
Quote from: Adriana on 07 November 2012, 04:51:55 pm
Message on AW yesterday   ::)

Like to cu.80.00pounds 1 hrs inc.
A Must I would like you in stockings and sudpenders.high heels with tight dress or skirt.
Owo,cim,swallow if possible if not no problem.lots of dirty talk.pse experience.
Can u accommodate this.looking regular place.
A must the above
Do u look like the picture if not I leave
Thanks
Sabs

I feel like screaming when I open the inbox only to find this kind of crap. And on some days it's all I get as well!
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Midsummer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3644 on: 07 November 2012, 05:07:18 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 07 November 2012, 04:58:09 pm

I feel like screaming when I open the inbox only to find this kind of crap. And on some days it's all I get as well!

I know, I just ignore messages like this, luckily I don't get many TWs. but he's got some nerve asking for a discount, has list of demands, and he's got the nerve to threathen to leave if I don't look like my pictures.  :FF

They can't seriosly expect you to throw your fancy knickers on and respond  ???
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