Guy:
- if i want 5 blowjobs in 1 hr, can i?

From then on saved as '5 blowjobs'.

A couple of days later, text from '5 blowjobs': - u working today?

Me: 'no sorry, i am not available for an incall today' (for you)

5 blwjobs: book a hotel then and give me yr room #

 

I love the - please dont delete, please dont delete!

From: Deluded Idiot.

Please dont delete this yet!! Im sure you get a million of these but hear goes im a male escort in the area and was hoping you would agree to meet up for a chat to discuss the possibility of working together if you ever got asked for a male to accompany you?I also provide photography service free of charge too in order to help with your gallery .
If you havnt deleted me already id love to hear from you either on here or you can txt me on 07411233*** i gave you my number to show you im totally genuine.
Hope to hear from you soon .
Deluded Idiot x

PS you look very sexy and stunning in your photos

*Delete*

Brilliant one this morning. An 'adult film producer' from Prague called me this morning (from an english landline ) and said he'd be in London later and would like to meet me. He asked what services I offered, and I politely turned his attention back to my profile. I don't discuss services over the phone. Anyway, he started calling me 'unprofessional' because I wouldn't tell him what services I offer  Eegit!

Me and my duo partner got this one! He started telling me that he wanted to book us both overnight for 5 grand, so I told him to stop talking bollocks and hung up *cackles*

Email conversation, requesting outcall to somewhere 45 mins drive away into the countryside at night. Turns out preferred time 1am but won't give landline or name at the address "Too risky". Hmmm.

Also had a couple of "Hi when are you available" texts answered one of the latter(only because I recognised him as someone who had emailed previously and has been given my website address) for him then to specify a particular day and time next week, said he was experienced for his young age having booked someone before so knew the score, offering me ?20 for 20 minutes would I see him.

Just seen this reverse booking:

Please read carefully before bidding. I am seeking unprotected services, if you do not offer such services please do not bid (or waste your time and mine by commenting).

Price indicated includes any travel fee and I am happy to book rail or air in advance for you if you have 10 or more positive feedback in the last 6 months for escorting.

I am seeking a slim woman, max size 12 and preferrably busty, who is prepared to offer the following services.

* all unprotected porn star experience
* anal
* you will be submissive for some mild rough play
* travel to me dressed in fetish wear (latex, leather with extreme high heels etc)
* unlimited photography for personal use (although not more than 10 or so pics, probably)

You should be a fluent English speaker and your bid should include an acceptance of all the criteria. Empty bids are likely to be ignored.

Note, date is flexible. I can do 15th, 16th, 17th or 18th.

All this can be yours for ?1000 ladies

I had this guy try to book me for a similar booking.....DELETE!

Ha if I got this and was feeling evil I would send him 10 empty bids!!! And who the fuck does he think he is telling you not to comment on his irresponsible requests.  I would send 10 comments too 

Hes sure asking for it 

He does say it would be a waste of your time commenting, obviously he's saying it's what he wants full stop - which is fair enough on what is essentially an auction.

Quote from: Strawberry on 30 October 2012, 07:58:20 pm

Quote from: LadyLove on 30 October 2012, 05:34:22 pm

Ha if I got this and was feeling evil I would send him 10 empty bids!!! And who the fuck does he think he is telling you not to comment on his irresponsible requests.  I would send 10 comments too 

Hes sure asking for it 

He does say it would be a waste of your time commenting, obviously he's saying it's what he wants full stop - which is fair enough on what is essentially an auction.

Well it follows that telling people NOT to do something simply invites people to do so.  That was my point (admittedly I was in a vile mood at the time I posted but hey if you can't vent on here occaisionally where can you)

I'm afraid I have zero tolerance for people like this.

I have to agree, and also add any WG must be desperate to genuinely bid on that auction- who in their right mind is going to travel anywhere dressed in full fetish gear 

Not to mention he sounds like an arrogant twat with no respect for either his own health or any WG on the planet, definately one to avoid