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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3495 on: 07 October 2012, 07:11:01 pm »
By phone yesterday   "hoos this? u an escort?"   ::)

By text also yesterday  "hi hun fancy a meet were ar u"   ::)

By email recently     "saw yr prof n think u hot. Want to phone me babe?"


So that will be 3 lovely guys who will become my regular clients then  ;D

I've had an idiot texting me 3 nights in a row very similar.

Text 1.... Hi, where are you from? (My profile says I'm 100" English!)
Then. ????? (as I didn't reply)

Text2 the following night. Who are you?

Text 3 the third night, Who the hell are you?

Though I suppose 2 and 3 could be from a wife/partner?

All ignored and number stored!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3496 on: 07 October 2012, 08:03:34 pm »
Email to private email address:

hi,

i will come to glasgow next weekend for a few days. i would be very interested to meet you at my hotel. i was wondering what nice things you offer and aha i can give you for that?

best regards


My Response:

Hi there

Everything you need to know can be found here: *insert link to AW profile*


Email via AW just received:

"hi,

i will come to glasgow next weekend for a few days. i would be very interested to meet you at my hotel. i was wondering what nice things you offer and aha i can give you for that?

best regards
"

 :FF :FF :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3497 on: 07 October 2012, 11:59:27 pm »
Email to private email address:

hi,

i will come to glasgow next weekend for a few days. i would be very interested to meet you at my hotel. i was wondering what nice things you offer and aha i can give you for that?

best regards


My Response:

Hi there

Everything you need to know can be found here: *insert link to AW profile*


Email via AW just received:

"hi,

i will come to glasgow next weekend for a few days. i would be very interested to meet you at my hotel. i was wondering what nice things you offer and aha i can give you for that?

best regards
"

 :FF :FF :FF

I've just an email on AW from him, he's supposedly Austrian but apart from that it was worded exact same. My reply "Im sorry but I do not meet anyone who can't do something as simple as read my profile which has all details on it" Im usually nice but he has proved he can't follow simple instructions.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3498 on: 08 October 2012, 12:05:09 pm »
Had a lot of back and forth with this guy since July, but he never quite managed to make a booking in July, August or September. So as we've clearly discussed quite a bit with him over the last few months it was odd to get this from him this morning:

"Wow guys. You look like a great couple. Steve x"

Either he has a very short memory about who he's text before (though it's not like there are many couples around the area) or he's hoping we've forgotten who he is (we had a bit of a misunderstanding last time we were texting back and forth to arrange a potential booking).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3499 on: 08 October 2012, 12:24:31 pm »
Had a lot of back and forth with this guy since July, but he never quite managed to make a booking in July, August or September. So as we've clearly discussed quite a bit with him over the last few months it was odd to get this from him this morning:

"Wow guys. You look like a great couple. Steve x"

Either he has a very short memory about who he's text before (though it's not like there are many couples around the area) or he's hoping we've forgotten who he is (we had a bit of a misunderstanding last time we were texting back and forth to arrange a potential booking).

I get this all the time and on cam with guys I've cammed with before act like they've seen me before. Thats why my cam show is pretty the same every time as they never remember ha ha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3500 on: 08 October 2012, 03:29:36 pm »
Received last night at 1.30am from someone I've never met:
'can cum now if u fancy some fun'

And this one a few days ago:
'are you open for business?'  ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3501 on: 08 October 2012, 04:17:35 pm »
Just a few mins ago,

him  "ello! you the woman off the internet?"

me  "I don't know, who are you calling?"

him  "ummm, who's this?"

me  "sorry I can't help you, goodbye"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3502 on: 08 October 2012, 07:25:09 pm »
I've just an email on AW from him, he's supposedly Austrian but apart from that it was worded exact same. My reply "Im sorry but I do not meet anyone who can't do something as simple as read my profile which has all details on it" Im usually nice but he has proved he can't follow simple instructions.

I had this one, I'm not even an escort. Obviously doing the rounds, someone after a sexy story :)   
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3503 on: 08 October 2012, 07:49:26 pm »
Magicmaxy,emailed this beauty.

First of I have to say how sexy you look although you must get told that all the time eh?
I see you do escorting, but I was wondering if you would do naughty e-mails too.
Obviouslty I'm not too near you, but I do travel with my job occasionally and would definately like to meet up with you soon.
It would be great to get 2 or 3 e MAILS from you initially to get to know you and to describe what we could do together when we meet up. Of course I'd be willing to pay for these if you were keen,
My names Max.... I'm 47 living in North Surrey, 6ft tall and fairly fit (with a gsoh too).
What do you think? fancy a chat???

After wanking fodder me thinks,lol..

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3504 on: 08 October 2012, 09:35:48 pm »
We received this email at 8:30pm yesterday:

"From: R****** H******
Subject: Tonight

Good evening,
 
Is it possible to meet tonight at the Sheraton heathrow?  I would like to talk first if possible.  I am booked into room#12**...reservation is for B***** S*****.
 
I look forward to hearing from you.
 
All the best"

(Yes, the apparent reservation is under a different name from the one that sent the email)
We told him we don't go that far for outcalls, don't do short notice outcalls, we don't arrange details by phone and that we weren't taking any more bookings that night.

He then asked if he could come to us (a drive of 67 miles or so) and we had to repeat not tonight  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3505 on: 09 October 2012, 11:30:21 am »
Magicmaxy,emailed this beauty.

First of I have to say how sexy you look although you must get told that all the time eh?
I see you do escorting, but I was wondering if you would do naughty e-mails too.
Obviouslty I'm not too near you, but I do travel with my job occasionally and would definately like to meet up with you soon.
It would be great to get 2 or 3 e MAILS from you initially to get to know you and to describe what we could do together when we meet up. Of course I'd be willing to pay for these if you were keen,
My names Max.... I'm 47 living in North Surrey, 6ft tall and fairly fit (with a gsoh too).
What do you think? fancy a chat???

After wanking fodder me thinks,lol..

Yes, but if it's cash first and you agree on the length and number of emails I'm always happy to do it (providing I'm really rather bored otherwise  ;D)

Yup, looks to me like he wants to pay for a sexual service and an easy non messy one to boot. Isn't that what we do :o He can book me like that anytime.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3506 on: 09 October 2012, 11:06:27 pm »
Do we have a champion here??  :o :o :o

why i write these mad word,s that rap and rime i will never no until thy time run,s out then il no if these words i rap and rime are just madness of thy mind but until then il keep writing these raps no rimes as there from thy soul and thy heart so forget thy mind as there apart and confused by thy dullness of this life rap,s of change rime,s of wisdom times have missed them now there here and there near so let them hear raps of change rime,s of wisdom's the time they are a changing for thy mother and all thy soul,s no laws no holes no work no poles for thy mother and thy soul,s for we will live as one people one soul in harmony with thy mother in our soul.s just what thy soul.s need,s so greed no more in thy mind,s of man nor woman as the time,s they are a changing forever for thy mother of our soul.s so our soul.s will walk free with thy mother forever free rimes of wisdom let all read thy truth rap,s of change tell thy truth so on thy don of thy new world all thy rime,s of wisdom of thy old world will be granted to all thy men and women of thy new world as thy book of life will be open to all amen 21/8/2012

funny old world we walk it,s funny old world we live the old we get hairy and wiser we get now in this world we cross paths with real good soul,s who respect your soul for the person you are for the deed thy ow whiter it be paper blood or water that onset,s soul will be truth full to you there whole life as that,s one true soul more so that,s one true friend but you will walk throw out life crossing lot of path,s many soul,s will take your kindness for granted but that soul,s are rat,s some walk funny hum silly chants dress funny some are friends but all same rat,s are rodents who live of good soul,s scrap,s to feed there boring scrap,s while we work hard they rome like rat sniffing out scraps so to all you rats who read these word,s you will no your a rat and will feel like one to so rodent,s who read these word,s stop what your doing what ever it be walking funny humming silly chant,s or dressing funny most all stop talk shit so come some out of hiding and talk as i don't give a fuck what use,s do or what use,s have dun or what say for i would like true soul,s by my side than run around hiding doing what they do hum what want am who i am you no who am so say to me no hum and run and hide making out am mad as we all no am clean off it now if want join this line as true soul should be on that hill when the line right thy swan in thy sky will aline as one with thy swan on that hill thy soul,s on that hill will be eternal as one forever free forever young from thy rat race and there rodent,s forever free for ever as one amen 21/8/2012

today a beautiful light today a beautiful light in this rainy world as soon this beautiful rainy world will see the light of our lord to warm thy heart of thy mother and all thy soul.s contend on her land and in her ocean,s so thy mother thy soul,s can see and feel thy light of thy lord and breath in heaven as times they are a changing forever to all thy lord,s chosen soul,s of thy lord,s world thy soul,s will have thy gift of thy lord,s lord,s world when thy time run,s in aline with thy star,s off thy sky aline as one star,s on that hill thy gate,s to heaven will be in thy grasp so if thy soul is free to clean cut thy hole in front of thy queen thy star,s in sky thy soul,s on that hill will marry as one forever young forever free as we be in thy lord,s lord,s playground forever as one amen 21/8/12

lonely soul lonely star where are thou in thy sky where are thou on thy land homely soul homely star as there lot,s of land on thy earth lonely soul lonely star or should you be looking on thy earth for thy star and in thy sky for thy soul so keep your eyes pealed as you you will see us both soon 13/8/12

ow flower ow flower what powerful coloer you blossom ow flower ow flower what powerful sight you give for our soul,s to see ow ow flower how wet you look for you feel wet to look good ow flower ow flower what powerful life you live to give life to this beautiful world lots beautiful food for lots beautiful soul,s ow flower ow flower your one use full tool 13/8/2012

thy mind is thy gold of thy soul so break free thy mind from thy fool,s gold so thy mind can taste for seeing thy light of our lord as our mind,s are mentally poised forever been cleansed with there mist they been granted by that fool,s gold we call foolishly fake they take thy knowledge shined so bright now they use to poise our minds forever insulating our soul,s so now thy time right for all thy lords chosen soul,s stood together as one people one soul to melt that fools gold for good so them golden ball lickers will have no fool,s gold to hum or chant for there knowledge now we can fire it back at them fool,s for our mind,s our soul,s are stronger as one people one soul not 13 fool,s tosser,s or dead stone,s that fools gold gave thy insight to this life 26000 years ago so them 13 family can enslave our mind insulate our soul,s live like lords humming to be gods as i write this them 13 fool,s tosser or dead stone,s are still humming there chant,s which means for ever kissing thy fool,s gold small little brittle balls ow can get some more knowledge balls now how sad,s that enslaving millions of mind,s forever cutting millions of soul,s with there bullets throw thy mean war,s there mean mind,s create just so the 13 fool,s tosser or dead stone,s families what ever they call the self,s can live like lord,s forever begging to god,s of thy underworld as them there are kissing thy peasant,s foolishly goldenly fake balls 1000,s of sad year,s now thy old fools have been foolishly fools tossing there chant,s while been foolish cold blooded dead stone,s tossing away blowing in the wind while living like lord,s but really there just peasant,s trying to scratch a living out all thy hard working soul,s thy lord,s world for now there plans worked but i will say from thy soul that there 26000 years of war against thy lord,s chosen soul,s will end soon very soon as i no whats near for that fool,s gold for them there golden ball licker,s have been silly old soul,s just well so when thy licker,s and them there ball,,s,s,s aline right thy lord,s line will be right in thy night them there ball,s,s,s with them licker,s looking on will feel the might in thy night as it,s right to finish thy fight for when thy line right them there ball,s and tongs will feel thy wrath of thy lord amen 13/8/2012

in india wee walk wee talk wee roll we walk on thy devil,s rock wee smoke wee talk wee walk on that soft rock it remind,s me of one i meant this year soft brittle green and slimy like no utter rock in this world i see thy lord,s holy water forever fresh forever free as it flow,s to piss on that soft rock so i drink before it melt,s that soft rock as soft green slimy rock wee walk wee talk where stoned am happy that soft rock,s gone 13/8/2012

smiling happy feeling free where ever i be smoking weed smiling happy feeling free to do as i feel the time is wright to feel free where ever i be as time they are a changing walk down the street rolling down the street standing on the corner just about rolled time talking smoking standing on the corner stoned on that good old weed hey it,s supper time walk talk smiling hap feeling free smoking weed where ever i be 13/8/2012


soldier soldier blowing in thy wind cold wet and sweaty and hot tired and torn worn and board peanuts for pay so solider blowing in the wind like wet lit candle with a melted riffle in you hip or on your back blowing in the wind wet and cold sweaty and hot tired and torn worn and board peanut,s pay life on the line for nut i want live mine no die for nut so soldier soldier blowing in the wind let change that lined and drop them toys boy,s stand as one one people not 13 fool,s with army,s as one we can fire the wet wick,s back at them old yao heads at white hall which we call white paw,s who will never see of hear or smell a shell they make or sell as there hotter,s are full off snow there brain,s washed with a mist of fire and there ear,s dulled with all thy bumble bee humming thy 13 family,s have been chanting ow give me some knowledge please for 1000,s of sad year now how evil,s that so they can build army.s and try be lord of this world by enslaving our mind with there nasty knowledge from the devil as every soul who read this is stuck thy devil juice we call money that just one nasty trick them old men invented at the start now that was 1000,,s of year,s ago now how many more have they pull out his ass since then they been silly old men so soldier soldier blowing in the wind them old men are humming spirt,s blowing there hotter,s with snow partying like rock star,s while begging to god,s while you boy are dying blowing in the wind wet and cold hot an sweaty help our soul,s draw that line stand as one then put the toy,s in there box in the ground forever let us be free let grow as one so soldier soldier blowing in the wind time to join this line we will all be one we will all be free forever young 13/8/2012

what can you say if you read some book,s thy book,s say one has thy gift of sight into thy future and all thy dream,s of thy soul come true in time as thy soul who write can say all his dream,s come true now i would say i can see thy future but all who i tell will say mad he,s sick so from now on i will tell nothing of thy dream,s of thy soul as thy soul will smile and laugh as i no what near 21.5.12

ow dav ow dav tell tail,s tame thy flame ow derv ow derv let finish this game thy times is near thy time is soon to cool and tame that flame to finish this game as gone on to long ow dav ow dav how are you going to blame that flame when thy time runs in aline with thy sky that evil game will be melted by thy light of our lord so all as one we can play that new game now all thy lord,s soul,s will light that flame eternal as one for what flame she will be brighter free where ever it be for ever free forever what ever land thy soul,s walk 13/8/2012

i fly to cash i meet ash who has a tash we dash in flash in his heap off trash to float on thy lords blissful lotus lake for 3 day i plan to stay to open thy blissful lotus of thy soul but ash with tash say many bad soul,s have scorched your soul so your soul need more time on this blissful lotus lake i take on thy wise word,s of ash and spend 9 more day on thy lords blissful lotus lake 12 day,s in all how funny,s that to find out that on that 21st it,s xmas day thy day levee now when i was young boy there was song on12 days xmas my true love said to me there,s so many wings of all shape,s and size,s flying low and playing hight note,s feeling free now on thy first day of xmas there was no wing,s flying so no note,s play just a partridge in pear tree now that thy lord at work riddle,s no rime,s of thy lord,s chosen word,s maybe am wrong maybe am wright so when thy star,s aline with thy time we will all no if am wrong or wright thy funny this is before i write this today i buy jewels for my mum for my mum i guess this man date of birth 21st jan i was right strange my mum 21st sep hows cool that no same day write i email to my mum he's i sit at one and say in my mind he put two and he's did now i look back in thy book i first write this riddle no rime it was thy 12th riddle no rime in thy book lol 21/8/2012

as thy fire of thy soul heat thy fire of thy heart give life to thy body off thy soul feel,s thy light of thy lord as will thy soul of thy mother giving thy mother thy air to breath thy light to grow more fruitful to be brighter than ever thou one has told in thy garden of eden as thy mother soul is clean of evil from her shore,s her heart and thy air we she breath upon forever and ever in thy garden of eden for thy mother been cleansed by thy son,s of thy light amen 21/3/12

in thy night we will fight for thy light throw thy night till thy light we will fight for our right,s for thy light throw thy night we will fight for thy light for ever young we will fight in the night for our right,s we win thy fight of thy night as we thy son,s of light will light thy night to free thy darkknight with thy light so don,t worry as ever little thing,s going to be orite on that night as right to finish thy night for good for thy mother and her,s soul,s now her soul,s shall grow as one eternal free in thy light we will be as we thy son,s of thy light have cleansed thy mother,s soul and her air she breath a,pon and thy land thy soul walk,s will be free and clean forever in thy garden of eden amen 25.9.12

boom boom thy room to thy 13 i met at thy start of boom , boom boom thy moon boom boom shake thy room for thy moon at noon will go boom , boom shake shake thy room which hill will you be on when she go,s boom at noon boom boom shake shake thy room so thy 13 boom boomer,s i in pose on at thy start of boom follow my lead follow my this bread to help better our new free roll amen
so you work today


holy moly here i am feeling locked from thy sky as thy lost thy key to thy sky now iv found thy key from thy sky just in time to open thy sky with thy key from sky i will dance like i should humming my chant,s of thy sky holy moly an in thy sky it warm it free in thy sky



now where free from thy cold we will rome round thy globe warmer free in thy soul forever young from thy pole to thy north to thy pole to thy south we rome around this globe forever more forever young forever free from thy cold we will rome this globe as one we will be hotter in thy might brighter in thy soul lighter smarter on thy feet so thy wings of thy soul can spread thy love in thy sky forever young forever wise now we can open our eye,s as where free to rome this globe forever young for ever free amen

in thy night we will prevail throw thy darkness to thy light as right in thy heart and thy soul as cold in thy soul as it cold on that day to cool thy darkness of that day we flight in our soul,s to win thy fight over our mind,s from thy dullness of that fight for thy light as were thy generation who has thy gift on that dark cold day we will fight in our soul,s for our mind and thy soul,s who stand by and watch thy might of our light as where thy sons of thy light 21.9.12

i see thy bad moon falling like a stone from thy sky thy bad moon arising to thy left falling to thy right as thy end is coming soon bad moon arising where shall we watch thy bad moon falling what hill will you be on as i no what hill she,s falls for she cold and wet that hill my hill will be warm and wet bad moon arising she shall fall from thy sky soon bad moon arising 21-9-12


Personally I think he needs to work on his grammer...and his poems.....and his life  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3507 on: 10 October 2012, 12:15:07 am »
Do we have a champion here??  :o :o :o
[snip]

Oooookkkkkkkk only thing to say to that is wtf is he on.





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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3508 on: 10 October 2012, 12:17:25 am »
Oooookkkkkkkk only thing to say to that is wtf is he on.

You're guess is as good as mine!! lol The title just said "read these Poems"  :-\

Well they are pretty shit! lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3509 on: 10 October 2012, 12:39:27 am »
Oooookkkkkkkk only thing to say to that is wtf is he on.

You're guess is as good as mine!! lol The title just said "read these Poems"  :-\

Well they are pretty shit! lol

He should try writing fan-fiction, majority of the writers can't be bothered to spell or use grammar correctly.